Riffbusters

The guys are back and, well, they're pretty much the same. Is Madonna still sexy at 63? Why did Betty White die? Do you want to hear Hank Hill rap? How about we have a Mumford & Sons sing-along? The answer to all of these questions is yes. Especially the one about Betty White. All that and a hot tip on a new magazine. 

Jarrod Micale and Chris William spend a few more minutes in the Phantom Power studio talking about their favorite airline and which celebrity didn't mind getting a little dirty in exchange for a free ride. How many minutes exactly do you spend dwelling on a problem? How many gummy bears should you eat in one sitting? Who is the greatest American rock band? Is the answer to all three Jerry Lee Lewis? ... No.

The guys are back and they're ready to smash every kid's dreams. Learn about when they discovered that Santa wasn't real. Jarrod found porn and ammunition and Chris found porn and promptly masturbated while his friend ... stood guard? Pennsylvania is weird, man. There's a Family Guy T-shirt and Magic cards and Jarrod likes Dickies. Did you know Jarrod likes Dickies? He really likes Dickies. 

Jarrod and Chris got together to talk about the past. They start with Perfect Strangers and Mork and Mindy and end up dissecting the music of 1999. Chris found out the truth about Evanescence and he and Jarrod learned he had three days to live. Oh, dads. Plus they show off their singing voices and show us why they do stand-up instead.

Wise Crackers manager Nick Bruce stopped in to join Jarrod Micale and Chris William and talk all about Jackass Forever. They talk about the new additions, the fallen members and the abundance of penises. Then they reminisce about past pranks and how to bankrupt GameStop one "return" at a time.

Jarrod drove to Chris' house without some important things, but they rallied and recorded anyway. They tried to figure out who really killed Bobby Kennedy and Jarrod talked about his show with Mark Normand. Chris taught Jarrod about taxes and they launched a new segment, Pitch an Idea, and made a call to a real-life accountant.

Artist, musician and Welshman Chris Stringer joined Jarrod and Chris to talk about middle-school sex education practices gone wrong and looking down teachers' shirts. Just some wholesome fun. Jarrod shows off his American education -- mainly skateboards and TV -- and Chris William brags about the freak show at the Bloomsburg Fair. Stringer, the artist behind the new Riffbusters' logo, and William met on the internet and it hasn't gotten creepy ... yet.

Check out Chris Stringer & the Rocketeers on Bandcamp: https://chrisstringermusic.bandcamp.com/.

Jarrod and Chris are back at it without a guest this week. It's for the best because they're all about getting away with murder. Perhaps they had a guest lined up before the podcast and a murder happened. You weren't there, so how do you know? Anyway. They compare the Ten Commandments to the Ten Crack Commandments and talk a little football. Jarrod sells hubcaps on Facebook and Chris is a magician who doesn't get his hair wet in the shower. They're an eclectic pair.

Kyle Shahan drops by Phantom Power to talk with Chris William and Jarrod Micale and ... Alex? The guys take a shot at their Michael Kane impressions and make anybody who eats inside of a Sheetz question themselves. Jarrod discovers Burger King coffee isn't why people go to Burger King after all. Chris likes to get drunk in the early evening. Kyle knows more about Jaws 4 than the star of the movie. Then there's Alex, who became an au pair in Switzerland and went on a getaway to Paris with his boss/kid's mom and her ex-husband and their two daughters and pet squirrel ... or something like that. There were a lot of moving pieces. Just listen to it.

Jarrod Micale and Chris William are back at Wise Crackers, talking about the musical talents of Bruce Willis, Ryan Gosling and Shaq. Chris gives advice to the next Doug Stanhope and explains why he's not able to drown, even if things get really sad. Jarrod learns which movies he should see, but he won't. Not until Hot Tub Time Machine 2 is remade with James Gandolfini and Marlon Brando.