Riffbusters

Antonio is back with Jarrod and Chris, for some reason. Certainly, there's something better happening in Arizona. There has to be. Jarrod asks if bigger people get scared and Chris pulls a gun on him. (That might be a little out of context. But it's way more interesting this way.) Antonio gives his latest movie run-down and turns his back on Seinfeld.

Jarrod and Chris are still on the hunt for Eddie Halloween. Did you really think they'd give up so easily? So did I. But the real question is: Why haven't you found him? Pathetic. Anyway, Jarrod is helping Chris find a new job and they sing old jingles and watch bear attacks. How do you spend your days? You're being very judgmental for someone who still hasn't found Eddie Halloween. 

Jarrod and Chris are back and they have a problem -- and it has nothing to do with the sword Jarrod found in his dad's office. They're looking for Eddie Halloween, a man who might not actually exist. Eddie Halloween sang in a Misfits cover band. Or was it an Iron Maiden cover band? Eddie Halloween is somewhere and he's average height. Maybe a little taller. If you've seen Eddie Halloween, please let them know. Eddie Halloween is missing and Chris and Jarrod are very worried. Oh, yeah. Chris hates his job and Jarrod's dad likes Corvettes. Eddie Halloween.

Rob Cibik and Audrie Marsh stop by the studio to help Chris teach Jarrod about politics. Is he a liberal? Is he a conservative? Is he Brandon? Chris reveals the worst part of Roe vs. Wade being overturned: The negative effect it had on his wedding. Did you guys know Chris got married? Rob got married in 1991 for tax purposes. Jarrod taught his dad about racism and Chris and Audrie bond over their very masculine guns. 

The boys are back and this time, they're ... singing? Well, at least it's something current, right? Right? Jerry and the Pacemakers? Son of a bitch. Chris' life was ripped off for a video game called "The Adventures of Chris" and Jarrod gives his thoughts on anal sex. Then they combine to serenade us with their renditions of Great Balls of Fire.

Boston comedian Katlin McFee joins the podcast against her will and Chris and Jarrod talk to her about a wedding to which she wasn’t invited. This is why they don’t have many friends. Jarrod and Chris get naked together, and they talk about drive-thru strip clubs. (That previous comma is very important because it signifies they’re two independent clauses. Without it, Chris and Jarrod would be almost naked while they talked about drive-thru strip clubs, which paints a much more interesting picture that likely ends with Jarrod looking around and saying, “I wonder where the stripper is.” English is fun.) 

Chris and Jarrod have their phones in hand and they’re proud of it. If you want high-quality content, listen to something that isn’t free. You’re cheap, so this is what you get. When you think about it, it’s kind of your fault. Be better and you’ll get better. Anyway, Jarrod and Chris dive deep into the NBA – who’s tall, who’s short and that Darren Collison is still playing – and talk about what they don’t like in porn. Are you gay if you don’t like looking at penises? Jarrod has the answer. 

Chris and Jarrod are back this week and giving their all. Not to the audience. But to Kellogg's and their delicious, filling, nutritious and very, very healthy and not at all fattening Oreo Pop-Tarts. (End of plug.) Chris explains how he used to eat Pop-Tarts and Jarrod isn't sure if he likes mashed potatoes. They've got some wedding talk and they bust out the impressions. Plus the UPS driver is back. One more time and he's on the payroll. 

Chris got married on Friday and Jarrod survived the rehearsal, ceremony and reception. Now you're going to hear all about it. Chris has a problem with the semi-absentee planner on an expensive wedding for a marriage that "better last." Jarrod brings his dad cake and helps him clean the house. Plus they discover Eric Clapton is a racist. 

Chris is getting married on Friday. More important, though: He might be getting Sirius for an entire year. Jarrod has him ready to go. They talk about Shark Tank and watch some Vines. Jarrod gets kicked out of the Goodwill store for a day -- because he's 12 -- and Chris predicts he'll be a big baby on his special day.