Riffbusters

The guys are back and this time, they've got trivia questions. Are you smarter than Jarrod, Chris or Antonio? Chances are strong. But you don't have a podcast, do you? I didn't think so. We find out Antonio's alternative name and what's in Tony Hawk's fridge. Plus Chris gives tips on how to defeat a debt collector and Jarrod explains how he made one punch a wall, probably. What more do you need from a podcast?

Jarrod brings Corn Pops to the podcast and finds is looking for a Jurassic Park toy. Because he's 9. Chris shows off his Shark tattoo and his legs. Antonio is not married, guys. He is not married. You got that? Not married. Not. But his dogs are definitely in charge. Come back to 1996 and listen as the guys watch the 101 Dalmatians trailer and a story of the man with 1,000 orgasms a day. You won't find a more ... eclectic podcast than this. 

Jarrod, Chris and Antonio are back with Mike Peters, who's got a mouse problem or a cat problem or a house problem. The dude's got a lot of problems, all right? We find out Antonio was on a national Skittles commercial. Why he's still slumming it with these folks is a real mystery. (Did you know there are two Ys in mystery? It sounds right, but looks weird. It's not a new word. I've seen it before. It just, you know, looks off. What's happening?) Jarrod discusses the West Memphis Three and Chris decides which one of them is the best looking. Totally on brand. 

Mike Peters joins Jarrod, Chris and Antonio and ... it didn't get any better. That's what happens when instead of a classy guest, you simply invite the closest. Chris and Jarrod discuss the difference between the words retard and 'tard and Mike tells a couple stories about his mentally-handicapped sister. Antonio lets his dog emasculate him. It's pretty typical, really. It's been 62 episodes. What did you expect? 

Antonio and Jarrod decide Chris isn't cut out for Hogwarts and the world almost came to an end. It's a wild one. Chris is getting drunk and will defend his Payday until the day Jarrod chokes on a Rice Krispy-infused Nestle Crunch bar. Yep. It's candy bars and cereal this week. At least they're not making you listen to Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes or something stupid like that. You really think they'd waste your time by doing that? That's almost as bad as making you listen to old episodes of Quantum Leap or something. 

What do you get when you combine 1980s rap, old commercials and a story about a man with a Big Mac addiction? Thirty-three minutes of your life saying, “Goodbye, idiot.” Come along as Jarrod and Chris show Antonio all about how Dan Gorski’s had 30,000 Big Macs and defied logic and nature by getting a wife. Jarrod starts to look for the most vulgar rap song before a flashing item caught his attention. Then the guys learn about the existence of the Taco Bell Beach House, the real holy land. 

Chris and Jarrod welcome back Antonio, who still hasn't found something else to do. Chris teaches the guys a math lesson, with the help of Scott Steiner, and Antonio had a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle sighting in Arizona. Plus Jarrod finds out Chris has another podcast and then they debate who looks like more of a pedophile. Will this friendship survive the ultimate test? Honestly, who cares?

Chris and Jarrod are back with their new co-host, Antonio. It's almost official. Not artwork official. But close. Chris gets defensive about Knoebels' standing among national amusement parks. Antonio calls Jerry "The King" Lawler sexist, for some strange reason. Jarrod digs into his inner Macho Man to find the true secrets behind 9/11. Hey. You can't get mad at them anymore because Anontio isn't white. That's the rule. 

Chris and Jarrod will be at Phantom Power on Sundy, Sept. 18:  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/point-of-view-comedy-showcase-tickets-416026575687?fbclid=IwAR2PhA82eydu6ScGOxM2m-h-9qcEyooSvZoaTeyEpTTSYmBwXpvJxsus0UE

Chris and Jarrod are back to watch something while you listen. This is what happens when you let anybody record with no rules. It's complete anarchy and the internet needs to stop. In this very special episode, Chris gets high on whipped cream, Jarrod gets yelled at for answering the door and they watch Extreme Cheapskates. You can watch along -- or instead. Your call. 

Antonio joins Jarrod and Chris for Part II of their conversation. They pay homage to King of the Hill and Chris spits on The Simpsons. Everybody knows Season 3 is when The Simpsons gets really good. But did he watch that? Of course not. Because he's not cultured. Unlike Jarrod and Antonio, who get all their entertainment from Instagram reels and Nathan Fielder. This is the future, folks. Yikes.