Riffbusters

Audrie Marsh joins Chris and Jarrod to talk about their worst stand-up shows. Jarrod makes a new friend named Dick Knupp and Chris does a deep dive on his Insane Clown Posse show. Plus they bring in Pat George to confirm Eric Navarro’s dark past. Audrie is recording her hour special on April 16 at TellUs 360 in Lancaster, Pa. Get tickets to see her and Jarrod. Or stare at Chris in the audience. He likes it.

Kyle Shahan and Andrew Brooks drop into the studio to spend time with Jarrod and Chris, per their community service agreement, no doubt. Chris gets excited about Royal Farms coming into his area and details the time he wanted to fight a woman over $40. Jarrod talks about his fast food expertise and some questionable sound at the shows in Lititz, Pa. Kyle’s got a Phantom Menace soda and Andrew will crash his car if he sees a pickle in his burger. It’s a journey.

Chris goes into teacher mode to explain to Jarrod why trains are derailing in Ohio and Michigan. Jarrod teaches Chris about l the silly city names this country has to offer. Have you ever been to Accident, Md.? How about Pee Pee Township? What about Deepthroat, Iowa? Toad Suck, Ark.? One of those isn't real. But which one? Regardless, they're all going to get a Chernobyl-style chemical peel eventually. Also, has anybody seen Jarrod's jacket? 

Jarrod and Chris are Antonio-less today, but they're powering through on the strength of Dateline episodes. Chris is against capitalism as long as it doesn't take away his AirPods Pro 2 and discloses a murder in his hometown. Jarrod is recovering from Chris' super-spreader comedy show and might be praying to a false prophet. I guess we'll find out eventually.

King of the Hill is coming back and this group of 'Busters have some theories. How old is Bobby going to be? Is Ladybird coming back? Chris and Jarrod explain to Antonio what scrapple is. Jarrod wants his coffee to be, well, diverse. Chris is particular about his meat accompaniment. Antonio is going to Mexico to marry his sister. Or something like that. I wasn't really paying attention. Whatever. 

This episode is brought to you buy the band Train and the Walgreens that plays them. Chris admits his biggest fat-guy secret and it involves meat he found on the internet. Antonio doesn't mind watching wrestling, unless country music is involved. Jarrod takes a hard stance on socks as a gift. Finally. 

Harrisburg comedian Andrew Brooks joined the guys this week and told them about the time he had to explain sex terms to his mom. How do you guys bond with your parents? Jarrod is buying Chris a new shirt he found on Facebook, Antonio has a tapestry and Chris throws shade on a co-worker just because he killed his wife. Big deal. Plus we get Raymond the Amish Comic. What a treat for the ears. 

Chris and Jarrod are back and brought in David Goggins to motivate them. They decided the price of being bad is less than $6. Chris gets a new NBA game and realizes white is not always the best color. Weird conclusion for a guy from central Pennsylvania. Jarrod knows where the real heaven is. It's in a basketball bit.

Anybody hungry for some McDonald's? Well, you won't be soon. Antonio's got a pet roach and Jarrod takes the guys virtual shoe shopping. Chris learns that pimps are bad. Then the three guys give a special preview of Jackast, a Jackass podcast. Too bad it's a joke. That poor Philreally needed something to go his way. 

Here's a question you've never thought you'd be asked: How much TCBY is too much for a man who murdered his wife? The answer might surprise you. Chris decides he's the gayest of the three. Antonio lives in the land of fast food. And Jarrod is against the evolution of grocery-store shopping.