Ring My Bell

Ring My Bell

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Ring My Bell episodes

  • First Annual Wanksgiving with Kevin

    Today I'm joined by Kevin for a very big new holiday: Wanksgiving! We talk about the return of the grilled cheese burrito, the various things Taco Bell has cancelled (including the Taco Bell Dog), and a whole lot about pornography. Happy Wanksgiving, everybody!

    59 min
  • For Science! With Kate

    What do Taco Bell's potatoes and the podcast Ring My Bell have in common? They have both risen from the ashes like a fiery phoenix on this day, March 11th. To kick off season 2, I'm joined by Kate from the podcast Christmastide, Ohio. We talk about the difference between Taco Bell at home and actual Taco Bell. We also do what we do best: make some Futurama references. We also accidentally invent a new bumper sticker and we talk about the problem with looking for attractive guys in porn.

    40 min
  • Live Más (And Also With You) with Daniel
    Today I'm joined by Daniel of the Concept podcast (and many others!). We talk about their lack of experience with Taco Bell and also the importance of fried chicken and various hot sauces. I give advice about quintessential Taco Bell and also sex toys, and we go on quite a side track about ethics in pornography.
    50 min
  • Tortilla Is Not A Layer with Laura

    Long time supporter of this show and all my other shows, Laura joins me to talk about nachos as a time bomb, the 5-Layer burrito, romance books, Penthouse Forums, and also Alf makes a surprise appearance. Well, I guess if you read these before listening to the episode, Alf won't be a surprise. But I promise we have a lot of fun along the way.

    57 min
  • A Deeper Dive Into Fanfic with Temma
    I'm joined by friend of the podcast Temma who talks about a love of fanfic and an unfortunate string of bad luck with Taco Bell. (She loves Taco Bell anyway.) Plus we get what could sort of be looked at as the beginnings of the podcast many years ago with a drunk game of Ask Me Anything.
    1 hr 12 min
  • Behind the Counter with Amity
    Today I'm joined by Amity of the Latecomers podcast. As the first guest to have worked at a Taco Bell we get some behind-the-counter tales of what goes on at an actual Taco Bell. I also give her some porn suggestions and she tells me about a short-lived tradition called "porn breakfast."
    56 min
  • Tales of Erotica with Mike

    Today I'm joined by Mike from the Stool Pigeons podcast where we talk about being "lazy vegetarians" and the plethora of vegetarian options at Taco Bell. (Sadly this was recorded before we knew about the impending demise of the 7 Layer Burrito. Rest in peace, old friend, but with light sour cream.)

    We also talk about the difficulty in finding interesting porn and Mike talks about his interest in erotica.

    51 min
  • Dreams of Barbacoa with James

    Today I'm talking with James of "World Beyond the Tale" and a future, unnamed Clone High podcast! We're talking about a time long ago when Taco Bell had barbacoa and James has some serious feelings about it. We also talk about some vibrating toys for those of us with penises that I just never even considered. Sideshow Bob and the N64 Rubmle Pak each make an appearance in case you thought this episode wasn't going to be weird.

    58 min
  • Minisode: National Masturbation Day

    Here's a little mini episode wherein I talk about (Inter)national Masturbation Day! It's a holiday with some surprising origins, some surprising events, and is dedicated to jerkin' off. What's not to love?

    Also, check out the video about "The Bell" at https://www.tacobell.com/the-bell-hotel/index.html.

    Better yet, check out some masturbation tips from Good Vibrations at https://www.goodvibes.com/s/content/c/masturbation-month-facts

    As always you can find me on Twitter at https://twitter.com/ringmybellpod and support the show at https://ringmybell.sexandlasers.com

    9 min
  • Lessons in Fanfic with Lindsey

    Today I'm joined by Lindsey of the Historical Hotties podcast. Lindsey is the first brave soul to talk about masturbation BEFORE talking about Taco Bell. We talk a lot about sex toys and I get quite an education in fanfic and why women are into slash. Frankly, I never knew! Maybe you didn't either, and now you know. We also talk about the one and only thing Lindsey likes at Taco Bell.

    You can find out more about Lindsey's podcast at https://www.historicallyhot.com/

    48 min

About Ring My Bell

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A podcast confusingly about two of our favorite things: Taco Bell and masturbation. Listen in to find out what gets us excited at the drive thru and alone in the bedroom.