Rish Outcast

Rish (and Fake Sean) present the short story "Have It Your Way," which Rish may have written (he doesn't remember).  Narrated by Special Guest Star Tena Kolakowsi.   Be a sport and download the episode by Right-Clicking HERE. To purchase Rish's first collection of audio fiction, go to this link. To purchase Rish's second collection of audio fiction, go to this link.

Rish sits down with author Abigail Hilton to talk about her recent book, "Jager Thunder," which Rish had a swell time narrating. Do you wanna download the episode?  Right-Click HERE. Here's a link to Abbie's Patreon page and the book over at Audible and iTunes! And of course, here's a link to my own Patreon page.  But you probably already have that on Speed Dial.

So, a year or so back, Rish went into the woods and recorded this episode in front of a campfire. He shares the story "Remember the Future," about a teenage girl who receives a rather unfortunate gift (with an appearance by a character or two from past Rish Outfield tales).Warning: A bit of TMI. Do you really want to download this episode?  Okay, just Right-Click HERE.

This is my essay about the parting of the ways between Big Anklevich and me, in podcast form. Also, Fake Sean both helps and hinders. As always, Right-Click here to download the sound file.

Rish decides to podcast during a rainstorm.  When that fails, he talks about narrating Abigail Hilton's new book.  Also, Fake Sean discovers that being's believing (whatever that means). Don't know why you'd wanna, but you can download the episode by Right-Clicking HERE. Want episodes early, and various bonus content? Support Rish via his Patreon. Hey, it's better than genocide.

A year or two ago, I entered an audio drama in the "Masters of the Macabre" contest, the entry that would, sadly, be my last.  I wrote about it here.  It was brought to my attention that that episode was no longer available, but luckily, I still had the original production. Featuring the voices of Renee Chambliss and my niece, "Miss Fortune" is a short piece written with awfully narrow specifications.  The location had to be a Festival, the monster it featured had to be Raw Head, and a specific tarot card had to appear (namely, The Hermit). Enjoy? I recorded this episode after a particularly heavy snowstorm, and was going to save it until next winter, but listeners (well, ostensibly they were listeners) told me to go ahead and post it.  After all, it's winter in the Southern Hemisphere. Of course, you can always download the episode directly by Right-Clicking This Link. And come support my Patreon.  Only the cool kids are doing it.

There really ought to be a comma in there. So, this is something I recorded really recently when the local neighborhood movie theater closed down.  It was among the shortest episodes I've ever produced . . . so I decided to write a little something for after the show.  Padding, if you will. Hey, you wanna download the episode directly?  Simply Right-Click on THIS LINK.

In this one, Rish talks about what to do when you produce something that sucks.  And that's about it. Oh, and Fake Sean waits for a star to fall. If you're feeling up to it, you can download the episode by Right-Clicking HERE. And here's the link to "Varcolac," if you wanted to check that out.  Text version too!

So, I have finally published my Brown Depths Monster novella, "Newfound Fame," despite a number of hitches. It's the story about the old man who was once in a movie, playing the Creature From the Brown Depths, and in the intervening years, the film has developed a large cult following.  And a legend of a curse on the production.  But is it just a legend? I talked about it in this episode, if you want to remember with me. In this episode, I talk about the project, what made it unique, and play a sample. Plus, the Sobe Lifewater commercial! If you'd like to buy it--and really, why wouldn't you?--the Text Version can be found HERE, and the Audio Version can be found HERE. Feel like downloading the episode directly?  Just Right-Click THIS LINK HERE. P.S. Okay, the NEXT episode will be for Patreon supporters only.   P.P.S. And coming soon . . . CD&D!

Too many stories about bodily functions?  Keep that stuff in the bathroom where it belongs. Also, Fake Sean talks about Patreon, and hurls a few insults.   Look, if you wanna download this episode, just Right-Click THIS LINK, or Rick-Roll THIS ONE.  P.S. It appears the next episode of the Outcast will be a Patreon-only affair.  Be warned.