Rish Outcast

In the return of ye olde Podcast That . . . Rish shares a fairly old story with y'all, based on a surreal experience he once had getting his car inspected.  Tis called "Surprise Inspection," and there's a slight chance you will like this one. Oh, it was brought to my attention after I recorded this that in many parts of the country, they don't require a safety inspection to register automobiles.  So, that either makes me lucky to have had to do so (otherwise, this story never would have happened), or it's bizarre and alienating to everyone listening.  One or the other. And if you'd like to download the episode directly, just Right-Click this here link. Oh, and don't forget the Patreon fund, where you can support my efforts, get episodes early, and exclusive content!

Back in January, I shared an episode recorded while I went for a walk.  Here's one I tried--rather foolishly, I might add--to record while riding a bicycle.  The only thing stupider would be to record one while hiking through foot-deep snow.* In case you're wondering, the recorder did survive its fall, and I'm too cheap to buy another one. Want to download the episode to your Chalupa?  Simply Right-Click HERE and save. And of course, remember the Patreon fund, where you can support my efforts, get episodes early, and exclusive content! *And that one's forthcoming.

On his last long drive, Rish remembers being told that he had no ambition.  Fake Sean also shares the first requested song from a Patreon supporter. Yeah, "Bland Ambition" was the best title I could come up with.  Sue me. You feel like downloading the episode?  Well, Right-Click this link and save it to your dee-vice.

This week, Rish shares with you the first (at least I think so) Broken Mirror Story* he's put on the show, one based on the premise "a group of kids mix together a 'suicide,' with unexpected results." It's called "Unique Combination."  Is it any good? Say it with me, children . . . Oh, and Big's story was called "True Colors."  Ask him about it sometime. If you wanna download the episode, you can Right-Click here. And please remember the Patreon fund, where you can support my efforts, get episodes early, and exclusive content! *I never shared the one about the dandruff shampoo that also serves as male enhancement, did I?

Rish drives in his new car and worries about repeating himself, either on the show or worse, in his writing.*  He asks the musical question, "Do I just write/say the same stuff, over and over again?" Uh oh, what if this episode is a re-run, and he doesn't even realize it? If ye wanna download the episode, do so by Right-Clicking HERE. *Also, Rish pitches another "Sidekick" story.

So, this is an episode from back in July, before I got so hopelessly behind on my podcasting.  Ah, who am I kidding?  I was behind then, and I was behind the year before that. But in this episode, which started out as me trying to do a blog post when I was too busy to do a blogpost, I talk a bit about what's going on in my world, and an idea I got for forthcoming episodes.  Also, I present, "Sea Monkey Do," a little piece briefly summarizing the origin of the worst child scam in modern history (not taking Pokemon cards into account). Right click HERE to download the episode--select Save Link As, and save the file to your hard drive. This is, hopefully, only the first in a series of more regular podcasts from yours truly (and Fake Sean Connery, if I can ever get our schedules to synch). Rish

Hey kids, it's a double episode!  Madness, apparently, takes its toll. So, what you get here is a lost episode from 2015 (one I discovered in my folder of Dunesteef marathon episodes), plus another one from 2016 where I talk about a Broken Mirror premise, and the story I almost wrote for it. I gotta warn you, though: this is mostly about writing.  You're gonna get that two out of three episodes of this show, though.  Gee, maybe I should've mentioned that from the beginning. Go ahead and download this sucka by Right-Clicking DIS LINK. Note: Please disregard my request for a list of Fake Sean Connery song recordings (a generous listener wrote 'em all down for me) . . . but feel free to make requests.

Wow, I created a Patreon account wherein my pals and/or supporters and pledge a dollar (or more!) for every episode of my podcast I release.  I should have done it years ago, when people first urged me to do so . . . but I guess it was too hard. Listen on and find out why. I thought it would be amusing to continually include the Spanish version of Exile's (Santino's) I Wanna Love You All Over all over this episode.  Not sure if it was the right call. So, if you'd like to support me, and prove that negative review correct, head over to THIS LINK and pledge something.  Do it for Fake Sean. Of course, if you want to download the show, feel free to Right-Click HERE.

I'm no fan of Valentine's Day, so let's not call this my V.D. episode.  But, please get your junk checked out anyhow. So, today I'm presenting the last story by Rish Outfield Big Anklevich's wife ever heard (and maybe it was the first too), and if I'm not lucky, it'll be the last episode you ever listen to either.  It's called "Dead Letter," and you know exactly what I'm gonna say about it. Still, I try. NOTE: When I originally shared this episode, there was a problem with the file, and a third or so of the story got cut out.  Feel free to like it now . . . if you can. Wanna download the episode?  Just Right-Click THIS LINK HERE and save it to your dee-vice.

I'm no fan of Valentine's Day, so let's not call this my V.D. episode.  But, please get your junk checked out anyhow. So, today I'm presenting the last story by Rish Outfield Big Anklevich's wife ever heard (and maybe it was the first too), and if I'm not lucky, it'll be the last episode you ever listen to either.  It's called "Dead Letter," and you know exactly what I'm gonna say about it. Still, I try. Wanna download the episode?  Just Right-Click THIS LINK HERE and save it to your dee-vice.