6,000 Werder supporters brought their A-game to the Domstadt, hoping to see the Green-Whites take points in a battle against a fellow relegation candidate, but sadly saw things derail before a half-hour had been played. 

The guys are here to discuss the match including the early penalty, the red card, the lineup, and Leo, always Leo. Christian didn't make it to the end, but Mio had to stay until Full Time.

Plus, is Samuel Mbangula the couch you got rent-to-own but can't sit on it because of a broken support? And did you know Köln had cheerleaders? 

Then they turn to the upcoming Nordderby and look for reasons to dislike HSV as well as reasons to have any hope. If all they're missing is the goals, do they have anything?

All these questions, probably, and technical difficulties, because it's been that kind of rookie season for the pod. 

Ole Werner's return to the Weser leaves the home fans disappointed and the away block heading for the trains early. 

Jim and Christian are back from the international break to discuss the latest chapter in the relegation survival saga. 

Jim learns Salzburg is in Austria, Christian learns Marv has more goals than he would have thought, and they both learn what Daniel Thioune thinks of Mick Schmetgens. 

After Easter talk and a breakdown of the match, the guys turn their attention to Mitchell Weiser's coming out party at halftime on Sky. Is sideswipping Clem the best way to get a new contract:?

Finally the guys clean some things up from the previous week's show, and they better get used to it, because this show is going to need some corrections next week. 

A neighbors vacuum, communion wine, and Easter egg profits are all ahead on this week's wrap.

Once again, the police make themselves the story as Bremen visit Wolfsburg for a classic relegation 6 pointer. 

Jim and Christian discuss the match, the events surrounding the match, and Tatort?

The summary is short, the show is longer than usual, and spoiler alert, we blame the police. 

It's all here for you on this week's Wrap.

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Here we go again. Just when things were looking up, the same old lousy Werder shows up for a crucial home match against Mainz and are dragged back down into the relegation muck.

With the Green-Whites sitting in 15th place after 26 matches, the room for error is quickly disappearing.

The guys discuss the match, but they aren’t happy about it. Ups are still on probation, but there are plenty of downs, including what the heck happened on the first goal. The substitutions brought some hope; are more lineup changes the answer going forward?

Then it’s time to look ahead, with a crucial cliché 6 pointer at Wolfsburg on tap. Will Werder be able to overcome the continuous flow of injuries and the loss of their Danish talisman? How will stadium staff know whether that green is Werder or Wolfsburg coded? What is going on with the ticket situation?

The front office is in denial, but multiple reports say Scouting Director Johannes Jahns will be out at the end of the season. Is he the problem or is he just a scapegoat for a stale soup dumpling and a hapless pretty boy?

Pyro talk gets put on the back burner for discussion about a rumored Smiths album, Tim Wiese’s gym buddies, and the far right in Ireland. Christian does the weave, Jim can’t read a script, and more on this week’s late edition of the Wrap.

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Better late than never, the boys are back to break down the latest match in this first winning streak of the season. 

Ups and Downs returns, but Ups are still on probation. 

Formation forum, Leo talk, and the future of Karim Coulibaly are also on tap before turning our attention to the Frauen to discuss a crucial cruciate injury, the departure of a long time Frauen stalwart, and what it means for Clem's inbox. 

And pyrotechnic talk gets pushed back again. 

The Wrap is here, just in time for the weekend. 

The long road to another 3 points is finally over as Werder put some distance between themselves and last place Heidenheim. 

Christian is back from Mexico and Jim is sitting shiva as we dive into what the first win since November 7 means for the relegation struggle. The boys discuss the match, including formation forum, the return of Yuki, the Infamous Youth, and whether Daniel Thioune is secretly running a management masterclass. 

Then they look forward to Sunday's match in Berlin at the Old Forester's Hut, as well as discussing a new Under 21 league, Patrice Covic playing for the Under 23s, and Leo. Again with Leo. 

Frauen news, a Happy Birthday to Horst, and more on this week's edition of The Wrap. 

Just when you thought things might get better, Mio makes a mistake, Mbangula still isn't a defender, and Bremen are squarely in an automatic Abstieg position. 

After tense negotiations, Christian has been given the green light to record from Mexico. We check in with him, discuss some nuggets from the match, and then dig deeper into two front office moves from the week that was. 

Is relegation definitely happening? Can soup dumplings pick up where pancakes leave off? Will any of the New Jalisco boys become Bremen fans? 

Reckelss speculation and honest despair rule the roost (skypoint, Little Marv) on this weeks edition of the Wrap.

The bullies from Bavaria put 3 past Bremen and the Green-Whites failed to score for the 7th time in their previous 9 matches as the winless streak for the club Clem built hits 12. 

The guys discuss what they saw in the match, what they thought of the lineup changes, and whether they are more optimistic about the future.

Next they take a look at fan reaction from around the internet and at the stadium.

Finally, they look forward to the next crucial stretch of games against fellow relegation candidates. 

A kicktipp update, belated attribution for the hottest Werder management meme, and other random nonsense round out this week's edition of the Wrap. 

Not even a man advantage for most of the second half could prevent Matchday 21 from ending with more of the same for the Green-Whites. New Cheftrainer Daniel Thioune begins his tenure on the Weser with a 0-1 defeat at the hands of Freiburg. 

Is there any point in Ups and Downs when the Ups are so few and far between?

The guys turn their attention to looking forward and trying to think about positive action.  What changes might we see now that Thioune has a full week to prepare his squad for his home debut versus Munich at the weekend? How can the fans register their displeasure and do what they can to effect change while also continuing to show unconditional love? Relegation would be bad, right? 

Finally, Herbertus Hess-Grunewald took some time off from his evening walk to visit Radio Bremen and defend squad management. The boys discuss whether he helped or hurt. Spoiler alert: it didn't help. 

Christian is playing hurt, but he still brings the heat on the latest edition of the Wrap. 

The Horst Steffen Era is over after barely more than half a season. 

The guys get all up in their feelings as they mourn the loss of perhaps Germany's most handsome manager. They ask whether the adverse employment actions should progress further up the management chain. 

A banner on Saturday and a petition with over 3000 signatures are both evidence supporters in Bremen aren't letting Clemens Fritz off the hook so easily.

The search for a new manager begins with an interim partnership, and a couple of Danes named Bo on the shortlist.

Jim can't keep Canada's interior provinces straight. Christian compares a former HSV manager to a serial killer or two. And are 3D printed limbs the secret to competing with AI? 

All that and some Transfer Deadline Day news on this mournful edition of the Wrap.