Werder Bremen took on Union Berlin under the brand new floodlights at the Weserstadion in the Matchday 8 lid lifter Friday night. 

Jim and Christian recap the match, discuss exactly how Horsty they are, and celebrate the opposition support before getting into the good and bad of the match. 

They also return to the question of rivalry in football, especially with scheisse HSV, Big Vic's debut,  and whether Stephen Baumgart might be a secret Taylor Swift ex. 

Then the internet gets its revenge and tries to silence the best and worst English language analysis of Werder Bremen football on the internet today. 

The Week 8 Wrap is here for the people. No matter who tries to stop us. 

After sleepwalking through most of the first half, Bremen squander two second half leads and leave Heidenheim with a disappointing draw. 

After catching up on what they did during the international break, Jim and Christian discuss the match, including ups and negatives, players playing out of position, and paternity leave.

The Frauen Nordderby is the impetus for a discussion about when it's ok to celebrate against your old team, and whether the children need protecting from derby shennanigans. 

Clemens Fritz is talking to reporters again, and that can't be good for anyone. 

Some talk about finances and valuations, too. 

Cheeseburger eggrolls, vexillology, fun with fascists, and whether it's rude or just Dutch all get a nod on this weeks Wrap. 

 After a rousing start, Bremen adjust their setup slightly and hold on for a 1-0 victory against the Hamburg neighbor you can respect.

Jim and Christian discuss their respective days out to watch football with two different sets of St. Pauli supporters, how a Covic sighting might have created a football house-divided in Toronto, Jens Stage's 100th appearance with the Green Whites, fan reaction from Germany, and other assorted quatsch.

Touchline fashion, professional suplexes, and Naby Keita comparisons all get the treatment on this week's wrap.

Bremen travel to Bavaria for their annual football enema and things go exactly as expected.

Horst stays away from the lederhosen, but both style and substance belong to the hosts.

Jim and Christian look for the positives in the aftermath of a moneybomb exploding all over the Green Whites. 

Then they turn to Big Vic and his socials for some expected comic relief that turns into a lesson on Nigeria/Ghana relations. 

A rough wrap, maybe problematic, never afraid. 

On World Children's Day, Horst sports a sweet shirt, but Werder come up short trying to give the kids something to cheer about. 

Christian and Jim recap the match, talk ups and negatives, go over some of Horst Steffen's prematch and postmatch comments, including thoughts on whether there's going to be a Big Vic Winter in Bremen. 

Horstball has arrived and Werder is Horsty again. The newest additions to the squad show out, key veterans return to action, young boys show signs of improvement, and a dominant Bremen send another Bundesliga manager to the lines at the Jobcenter.

Positive Christian stops by to discuss the closing of the transfer window and whether he's ready to change his tune on Clemens Fritz.

Plus, Pronunciation Corner. 

Coulibaly rides the ups and downs of his first Bundesliga start, the new boys at the back strut their stuff, Keke makes his case, and a Bremen comeback for the ages leaves Erik Ten Hag in line at the Job Center. Plus, a little transfer talk just before the deadline. 

The season opens with a goal for Werder but not before Frankfurt makes Backhaus's Bundesliga debut a rough one. The kids are everywhere as injuries continue to bite and Clemens Fritz might finally get a response from Leeds. What else does the Front Office need to accomplish in the week left before the transfer window slams shut on Bremen's search for reinforcements. All this week on River Island Wrap. 

Leo may be the Pope, but he can't ignore the traffic lights. Bittencourt's yellow/red clouds assessment of Horst Steffen's debut as Werder Bremen manager. 

Is there a crisis on the Weser already? Is Clemens Fritz staring at his handy assuring himself Leeds said they'd call back? Does Marco Friedl regret signing an extension back in April? What do Bremen need to do before the close of the transfer window?

How worried should we be? How worried is Christian? Should we expect a goal this weekend vs Frankfurt? 

Another season of Werder Bremen football has begun and the team is here to run down what happened this weekend. 

There's a new pod on the block. It's a work in progress, but it will be here all season to discuss this team we love.