7 matches without a win and the frustration mounts among Werder Bremen enthusiasts. 

Jim and Christian discuss what they liked about the match, and agree it doesn't matter if the goals don't come. 

Where is this team and how did they get here? Can you really call something a crisis when you just need to be 3 points better than Mainz for the next 15 matches? 

Jim and Christian give Horst the dreaded vote of confidence and Christian makes the case the fish rots from a higher up than Horst. Jim goes into a fugue state and compares Bremen's tradition to the Bears. 

Will Tante Ingrid interrupt and meet Tante Christian in the process? Is 40 centimeters a lot in American? 

All that and a little transfer news at the end on this weeks edition of the Wrap. 

It's out. Enjoy. Maybe I'll write a preview tomorrow. 

Endlich sind wir da! 

A star-studded round table, including King Iain, Christian, and the podcast return of Gene Parmesan to discuss what we loved and didn't love about the first half, and a look ahead to our expectations for the second half. 

Plus, kicktipp results, a midori based cocktail, and some on-brand nonsense. 

It's finally out, Gott sei dank! 

Enjoy! 

Bremen visit the house that giant matchsticks built on the last stop of the bus from the center of Augsburg and leave with a scoreless draw. No one is happy, but it's a start. 

After the last game before the premature Winterpause, Jim and Christian discuss the match, what it tells them about Horst, and what it means going into the break. Should football managers shop where the teens shop, or will people talk? Are fake Roman touches at a stadium built during the lifetime of Romano Schmid intimidating, inspiring, or just lame? And why was Romano spoiling for a fight?

Christian is back where it all began, in a twin bed, with a dial-up connection, and Jim isn't sure what day it is, but he has figured out the difference between Joe Scally and Walker Zimmerman. Shouts to Yuki for not taking any shit, and to Covic for being ready when callled on. 

Plus, an announcement about the Midseason Spectacular, all on this weeks Wrap. 

On the last home match before Christmas, when the Werder crest becomes a tannenbaum, the club raises awareness about old-age lonliness, and the the men on the field make us feel empty inside. 

Jim and Christian do what they can to avoid talking about the game, but it can't be helped. 

Is Horst in trouble, is the team in crisis, why does everything look so broken all of a sudden? 

Nobody is panicking in these parts, but the slump we all knew was coming is here. It's time to see how Horst handles the pressure. 

The left back debacle, a kicktipp update, a special midyear wrap announcement, and wait, shouldn't Stark have been suspended, all on this week's wrap. 

Bremen blow a first half lead and drop the first Nordderby with all the fixings since 2017. Jim's Bears blow an NFL Derby for first place in the division. Jim also fails at podcast producing. Failure all around. 

Jim and Christian discuss the game, and it seems like Positive Christian may have had passport issues when trying to leave Mexico. Christian sets us straight on why Champions League is not a realistic option, and why magical nights in Conference League locales might be the best thing for Werder. Plus, is it time for Horst to stop trying to make fetch happen? 

Then the guys explore what a sale of Karim Coulibaly could mean for the future makeup of the squad. We like Amos Pieper, but do we like like him? And shoutout Amanda Seyfried. 

All that and more on the Nordderby edition of the wrap. 

Bremen see their home win streak snapped in added time and enter Nordderby Week with a 1-1 draw against 1. FC Köln. 

Christian reveals how he made it back alive and whether Mexico has anything as Bundesliga friendly as a Colombian Hooters, while Jim gets back to his tale of making friends in the airport and why a corkscrew dildo was a crucial component. 

Most importantly, they preview the Nordderby and Christian lays out a bunch of great reasons to hate HSV. A couple quick would-you-rathers are tossed about, including one with a belt sander, and the gents get serious for just a moment to remember the darkest day in Nordderby history.

Enough Quatsch to overtop the Osterdeich at low tide on this week's edition of the River Island Wrap. 

Christian is in Mexico, Jim is in Las Vegas, pigeons are on the pitch, and the moments of brilliance are in Ole's favor when Bremen take on the "club" sponsored by a Swiss marketing concern. 

A delayed Wrap explains itself, runs afoul of the cartels, can't hedge its bets, and lets listeners behind the curtain on whaaaa happened during attempts to produce this episode. 

Also, nuggets on his time at Bremen from a long-form interview Ole Werner did with the german podcast Phrasen Mäher (which Jim misnames multiple times - Macher, Mächer, Maher).

Horst and Werder send another Bundesliga manager to the Jobcenter line after a thrilling late rally under the Friday night floodlights at the Weserstadion. 

Jim and Christian discuss the victory, including appreciation for Jens Stage and Yuki Sugawara, a rundown of Keke Topp's touches in his first start of the season, and what they thought of the changes to Horst's starting eleven. 

Jim addresses his previous comments about pyrotechnics and the gents discuss fan culture more broadly, including proposals from German authorities and how fan groups are pushing back. 

Then it's time for more Nordderby quatsch. A frau gets fined, a foot as a monument, and who might make a subject for a statue on the banks of the Weser. 

International football, peace prizes, and what the pod has planned for the big reunion with our old pal Ole are also on the menu as the Wrap runs through the tape before the international break. 

Werder travel to the southernmost of the traditional Karneval cities for a clash with Mainz 05 and need a moment of brilliance from Jens Stage to escape with a draw.

Jim and Christian discuss the match, including Horst's smooth subs, problems in the final third, more top play from the back, Topp finding his way back to the pitch, and the latest shoutout to HSV from the guest bloc. 

Bremen executives make a trip to address a prominent Bremen fan club and the gents weigh in on what they heard and ask whether last minute transfers are the way of the future for Werder. Jim wonders why fire and noxious fumes are considered untouchable tradition, and Christian sets him straight. 

New additions to the Werder family in Bremen and North America, a kicktipp update, and a look ahead to Wolfsburg and whether Horst the Reaper can send another chap to the jobcenter.