I can see your future. You're standing there with your headphones on and a one way ticket to Browne Town in your hand. I can hear you laughing! You're laughing at our roast of Sylvia Browne, the resident psychic of The Montel Williams Show.

John Alicastro of CFO$ joins us as we roast Russia's first president. Ever seen one of those 'Only in Russia' videos? Usually involves lethal amount of vodka and acts of daring stupidity. Well, that sums up Boris Yeltsin.

We're roasting America's most talented,flamboyant pianist Liberace. His showmanship and charisma was unrivaled, but his vanity got the best of him. Oh yeah, and he would surgically make his lovers look like him... Creep!

This businessman left his big brown skid mark on the video game industry in the 70s & 80s. His iron fist, cut-throat management of Commodore and Atari gave him Darth Vader like status amongst programmers & gamers alike. Big old diarrhea boy!

Emily Saltman joins us as we roast 16th century Italian painter, Caravaggio. Not only did he love to paint, he also loved boozing, brawling and banging courtesans. A master with the brush and a master in the sheets... if he paid for it... So, probably not really.

The man escaped from prison using a potato... A potato!!!

Not only was this man a criminal, he was a Jelly Boy! A Jelly Boy is a man who lubricates with jelly explosives. He also was a spy during WWII for the British... or maybe the Nazis or maybe both??? Just a quality douchey chap!

When most people hear Marlon Brando, they think The Godfather, A Streetcar Named Desire or On the Waterfront. What they don't think of is McDonald's Grimace. Brando was a walking dumpster. Eating and screwing everything and everyone in his path, just like the Grimace.

When you're one of rock & roll's biggest party animals you build quite a reputation... Especially in the hotel industry. We're roasting this expired Moon Pie.

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