Best known for his use of the Ponzi Scheme (dat's his name), Carlo could polish off a full bucket of meatballs in 30 seconds flat... That might not be true... but he is history's slimiest con man.

While the Philippines fell to the Japanese, General MacArthur was spending his gift certificates to Outback. After the seventh Bloomin' Onion he uttered these famous words 'I shall return!'... as he ran to the bathroom.

When he wasn't sucking that pen15 cigar, he was starting revolutions, executing defectors and egging on nuclear war. Nowadays you know him as 'the guy on the t-shirts of angsty teens revolting against price hikes on their favorite latte'. Che Guevara. We roast him... now!

You all know the man who invented the iPhone, but did you know he claimed not to spray man-juice? We're roasting the 'visionary' Steve Jobs... Just don't tell iTunes.

Sex, Drugs and Spaghetti. We cook up a fresh roast of Sex Pistols' Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen.

Was he an inventor? An entrepreneur? A man of science? Well, one things for sure he was a complete dirtbag. Join us for an electrifying roast of Thomas Edison. Flash fried elephant anyone?

We roll out the carpet for the botox queen, Joan Rivers. With special guest Andrew Barell from Praise the Game!

Happy Holidays! (In french Happy Hollandaise) Join us on our New Year's countdown of our favorite idiots throughout history!

Edward Teach (a.k.a Blackbeard) was one of the most ruthless pirates and may or may not have banged a manatee.

This gold-nosed Danish astronomer and his pet moose will seriously drink you under the table.