On the couch: Kyle Raymond, Stacey Steele and TJ Noonan!
TJ's banned from being on cam for doing back porch activities on-air so we decide to peruse his mugshot collection in the Lee County Sheriff's database.
Rob has an accident while driving and listening to Hootie and the Blowfish and Stacey proves girls poop too during a bagel run.
Rob has an idea for a Guinness World Record
Stacey invents a new game: What's In My Ass Right Now?! Plus we play Drunk, Drugs or Crazy with Jacob Curry, a Pennsylvania man who was arrested after wielding a .50 caliber muzzleloader as he searched for an imaginary man in a Walmart parking lot.
We cover all the Dumb Dicks in the News, including: a man who robs a bank thru the drive thru, an attorney gets in trouble for giving murder advice on Facebook, a TSA agent is arrested for tricking women to show him their breasts and a woman calls 911 when McDonalds won't let her order breakfast!