On the couch: David Gregory and J.F. Harris!

J.F. talks about living in New York City and the weird things he's seen on the Subway.

Plus, a fight on the NYC subway tracks leads to a man being electrocuted to death, a Russian influencer Marina Balmasheva marries her step-son, and we discuss Is It Incest?  

On the couch: David Gregory and J.F. Harris!

David was straight edge until he was 27, J.F. Harris shows off his tattoos and Rob's baby mama has a terrible one, and David tells us about his life as a carnie and what led to him sleeping outside of a McDonald's in Atlantic City. 

On the couch: David Gregory and J.F. Harris!

David tells tales of his days as a carnie and what led to him sleeping outside of a McDonald's in Atlantic City, Rob finds nothing wrong with a step mother marrying her own step son,  J.F. Harris talks about strange things he's seen on the New York City subway, and David tells us a creepy story about the time he stalked and plotted the murder of a stranger!

On the couch: Cris Machado & TJ Noonan!

- Hackers take control of a bluetooth controlled chastity device and extort users for Bitcoins or they won't release their junk.

- We play a round of Pervert Price is Right!

- Colorado sex offender Nathan Wood gets caught checking out German child porn on the dark web on an iPad at the Apple Store.

- Caleb Burczyk, a 29 year old from North Dakota, threatened to kill a former co-worker after he refused to accept his Facebook friend request

- Hichman Asfir stabs a Walmart employee after the employee scans the man's item for purchase

On the couch: Cris Machado and TJ Noonan!

We cover all of the weird Florida Man stories from the week, including:

- Beef thief Roice Dean Brenay is arrested after he's caught stealing meat from the Winn-Dixie he worked at.

- Florida Man Joseph Prohaska is arrested after riding an airboat on the streets of Brevard County, before shooting off fireworks and threatening to kill cops.

- Florida Man Scott Anthony Massa is arrested for arson after he tried to light a house on fire, and instead, lit himself on fire!

- Florida Man Jacoby Smart gets kicked out of Escapes Gentleman's Club for filming strippers and fighting with bouncers.

- Florida Man Romney Christopher Ellis is arrested after sending a dead rat to his ex-wife and stalking her.

On the couch: Cris Machado and TJ Noonan!

- Cris has his $2,500 bike stolen.

- Rob replaces a broken water pipe just hours after buying it.

- One of us has wiping issues, and no one seems to know what the solution is.

On the couch: Cris Machado and TJ Noonan!

- Rob knew a girl who did "backdoor" sex in a hammock in high school and earned the nickname "Danal."

- Cris on a stripper use a tortilla as toilet paper. 

- TJ makes things awkward by staring at Cris' penis. Multiple times. For no reason

On the couch: Cris Machado and TJ Noonan!

- Rob knew a girl who did "backdoor" sex in a hammock in high school and earned the nickname "Danal."

- Cris on a stripper use a tortilla as toilet paper. 

- TJ makes things awkward by staring at Cris' penis. Multiple times. For no reason

- Hackers take control of a bluetooth controlled chastity device and extort users for Bitcoins or they won't release their junk.

- We play a round of Pervert Price is Right!

- Colorado sex offender Nathan Wood gets caught checking out German child porn on the dark web on an iPad at the Apple Store.

- Caleb Burczyk, a 29 year old from North Dakota, threatened to kill a former co-worker after he refused to accept his Facebook friend request

- Hichman Asfir stabs a Walmart employee after the employee scans the man's item for purchase.

- Cris has his $2,500 bike stolen.

- Rob replaces a broken water pipe just hours after buying it.

- One of us has wiping issues, and no one seems to know what the solution is.

Plus, we cover all of the weird Florida Man stories from the week, including:

- Beef thief Roice Dean Brenay is arrested after he's caught stealing meat from the Winn-Dixie he worked at.

- Florida Man Joseph Prohaska is arrested after riding an airboat on the streets of Brevard County, before shooting off fireworks and threatening to kill cops.

- Florida Man Scott Anthony Massa is arrested for arson after he tried to light a house on fire, and instead, lit himself on fire!

- Florida Man Jacoby Smart gets kicked out of Escapes Gentleman's Club for filming strippers and fighting with bouncers.

- Florida Man Romney Christopher Ellis is arrested after sending a dead rat to his ex-wife and stalking her.

On the couch: Raab Russell and TJ Noonan!  

- Ricky Gervais wants to his body fed to lions when he dies and Rob wants to be "stuffed."

- Dudes are being warned not to inject the COVID-19 vaccine into their dicks.

- Sperm donations are running low and Raab considered selling his testicles.

- Houston woman Alize James if filmed clinging to the hood of getaway car after theifs steal a $10,000 puppy.

On the couch: Raab Russell and TJ Noonan!  

We cover this week's weird Florida Woman stories, including:

- Florida Woman Ashley Limbert loses her mind over a Trump flag, beats man with can of dog food.

- Florida Murderer Casey Anthony starts investigation firm in South Florida.

- Florida Mom Erin Rodriguez gets busted for DUI in the drop off line at school, cops body cam captures her epic meltdown!