Robin & Jonny & the Worst of the Hi FM Morning Show

Why was Jonny in the disabled toilets with a woman?... Hailey Bieber had a blood clot... if you go to bed with this you won't sleep as well... it was Robin's birthday and he didn't want a fuss, so Jonny made a fuss... Jonny considers joining a cult... is there a divorce gene??... do you really need to do 10,000 steps a day?... Calm Larry's kids were on eBay... can you dance? Jonny gets Robin a birthday present and he isn't impressed... Robin has a crazy shopping life hack... Hi FM's Harry Harrison and Rachel Chew invade the studio... Jonny tries to portray emotions through emojis... the most boring jobs and hobbies?... Calm Larry discusses death... Jonny recorded himself, but what is he doing?... a guy defrauded Apple... jobs for you if you're good at persuasion... Robin and Jonny are OFFICIALLY boring... the guys complain about call centers... Robin is nice to Jonny for once... how forgetting things worked in Jonny's favour... a guy pretended to be a policeman to meet women... what do you say when people ask you how you are?... Jonny suggests some books for you to read... Calm Larry does his morning routine... it was World Water Day... Jonny admits to something really foul he did once when he was running late... Starbucks has a problem... AND MORE MORNING MAYHEM AND TOMFOOLERY!

Jonny realised he's getting old... Robin is fat... Calm Larry spots psychos... humans are hard wired to be lazy... the thief who stole a bit too much stuff... what we are more sensitive to since Covid... the guys celebrate Pi Day with a game... it was Chuck Norris' Birthday... the guys talk about pronunciations of stuff... what you wash in the shower first indicates what kind of person you are... optimists live longer... Jonny was in a picture with a Stormtrooper... the woman who hasn't eaten fruit and vegetables for years and won't even accept money to do so... Robin reveals a parenting secret every man does... something to think about the next time you have a pool day... Calm Larry prefers to work in the office... the guy's chat about THAT video from Kanye... do you keep stuff in your wardrobe that doesn't fit you any longer?... how to get your dog to sleep... Jonny went to Expo in Dubai but wasn't allowed to have a map... the guys play a game where Robin guesses whether it is a hound or a band?... insects around the world are disappearing... what is the deal with putting ships in bottles?!... Robin pleads with men to respect themselves... the chief engineer comes in to fix the microphones... One Direction are leaving Madame Tussauds... the secret to a caller's parents' long marriage... Calm Larry bought milk... parents just don't understand their children's homework... AND MORE.

In no way at all do the guys make fun of their boss Eihab!...

Robin was NOT recognized in Carrefour...

the guys call a man for International Women's Day...

3 things not to tease the opposite sex about...

Netflix is introducing a new trivia game...

Hi FM’s Harry Harrison is caught out...

the guys wake Harry Harrison up to defend himself...

Jonny finds a way to rip Robin on some serious news...

what farm animal helped police chase down a criminal?...

Jonny calls out Robin on a joke he made...

should you pack away this kitchen appliance?...

have you heard of Lettuce Chips?...

the former CEO of Google is gambling on technology...

the new car that comes with a drone...

the new album for kids...

Calm Larry listens to good news...

the science behind why you forget things when you walk into a new room...

Robin busts a first aid myth we've been doing wrong all this time...

Netflix is removing Marvel films...

the guys argue about different types of arguments...

you're using the wrong toilet stall...

would you go hungry on a flight if it was cheaper?...

Jonny rips Robin on his lack of hair AGAIN...

the guys lose it AGAIN...

Robin and Jonny have FOGO...

forget Panadol, nostalgia is the pain relief cure that really works...

there is a guy who is Jonny’s doppelganger...

why a company wants you to smell dog pooh...

What happened when Robin told a girl he would only date her for 3 months... Jonny went camping... Kanye had really bad sound problems... the cleaner who wanted Robin to take a photo of him... a lady phones to laugh at Robin... Jonny confuses himself AGAIN... VHS tapes are worth something again... Disney is building residential properties... half of people admitted cheating!!!... Jonny nearly killed a couple on a walk... LinkedIn has a new feature... Robin's warning about getting a certain breed of dog... Hi FM's Football Team are championssssss... Jonny makes a bold claim that wouldn't impress the boss Eihab... the woman who faked being pregnant... how tourists totally ruined Jonny's day... the crown from the Netflix show The Crown was stolen... a guy calls to update the boys on the state of his new marriage... even listeners are making fun of Robin's bald patch... Robin's mum finally has an email address... would you rather be smart and sad or dumb and happy?... nitro Pepsi is coming... Robin's hilarious joke about elephants... why you should really be getting into plants... Jonny thinks fairy tales teach good morals, but Robin disagrees... Leo DiCaprio has invested in this eco-friendly company... the guys roast their boss Eihab... Jonny gets angry about horoscopes... AND MORE BITS THAT I COULDN'T SEE WHEN I SPEEDILY WROTE THESE EPISODE NOTES.

Jonny's got Covid but the guys are still doing the show... Kanye is threatening to pull out of Coachella... Jonny's uncommon Covid symptom... who takes longer to pack, men or women?... Robin's health hack to lose weight... Jonny is bored with Covid isolation... Jonny had a date... the grossest word in the English language... the skier who smacked his groin... Jonny asks, "how do you get into the metaverse?"... the top traits people look for in a partner... Calm Larry clones himself... the International Space Station will retire... how they're helping monkeys get in the mood... the world's fastest rollercoaster is opening in Saudi... how New Zealand is dealing with protestors... when should you complete your bucket list?... the war between wedding parties... Robin reads Valentine's messages from his wife... when Jonny met the ex's parents... Leonardo Dicaprio has been snubbed by the Oscars... the shark in The Meg wasn't historically accurate... how woman can tell if their husband is cheating... a 106-year old woman has got engaged... the grossest story you'll hear all year... some happiness hacks to do while you drive to work... AND THAT'S IT MY FRIENDS... OH SORRY NO PODCAST LAST WEEK, THAT WAS JONNY'S FAULT!!!

Even Robin's daughter gives him hassle about his bald spot... Jonny had a face-off with someone, but was he right?... Calm Larry is obsessed with tennis... the smart underwear that reacts to your body... the guy the sprayed 2 cans of deodorant on his chest... the planet of the Kardashians... a dude calls who has been married for just under 1 month... what Jonny tried and failed to put on Trip Advisor... Jonny's rubbish S Club 7 joke... Jonny opened his front door... Calm Larry shows his son what it's like to be married... why was there a man standing outside Jonny's front door?... Peter Dinklage is very upset... we do this one thing 8 times a day... when does a snooze become a sleep?... the guys shout at Waafa from Hala FM... the guys talk about Bubble Wrap... Robin had a phone call from an ex-girlfriend... the refurbishment of Buckingham Palace... the guy who has been married for a month calls the guys again... virtual weddings could be the new trend... where is the worst possible place to pass wind?... Jonny wants to give university lessons (in RADIO!!)... Jonny watched World's Strongest Man on TV... Calm Larry was granted a wish, but it wasn't as he expected... could you survive on eating only raw meat?!... 2 crazy guys phone up and find all of Robin and Jonny's jokes funny... YES WE KNOW THAT'S HARD TO BELIEVE!!

Do you flush at night when staying at someone's house?...

the guys apologise for unwittingly saying a bad word in Arabic...

Robin is left on “hold”...

the new dating term, known as ‘hard-balling’...

a guy complains about Jonny (just Jonny!!!) and the show...

Calm Larry loses his house...

Jonny made a schoolboy error by telling his girlfriend something he shouldn’t...

Robin has an idea for a practical joke...

become a content creator in space...

a riveting story about a potato...

house cleaning tips from Jonny...

a caller phones to tell Jonny to make his bed...

the guys missed World Thesaurus Day...

where are Robin’s weights and Jonny's gym trauma...

what colour your bedroom should be for a better night sleep...

tales of robbery...

Nasa has an astronaut shortage...

don't put these things on your resume...

Robin was totally disgusted by what Rachel Chew said to someone in the office...

another movie was postponed by Omicron...

what you should do when you win a competition with a radio station...

the guys do Feng Shui...

Calm Larry was surprised...

the road that was mysteriously stolen...

your co-workers are judging you because of this...

what do these job advert terms really mean...

Megan Fox, engagement ring or torture device?...

we do this for 2 hours every day

Why Robin won't get an electric car...

the guys chat about golf...

Jonny was made to feel like a celebrity on his scuba diving trip...

a woman named her baby Lucifer...

the most annoying thing co-workers do...

the time Hi FM’s Rachel Chew assaulted a blind woman...

Robin goes on a rant about being a parent...

Jonny kept being asked the same questions about Oman when he was back in the UK...

is Covid now discriminatory towards the Greeks?

a guy calls to request literally any song...

the guys test the live stream for the show...

how often do people break wind a day?...

things to take off food packaging...

Robin has a genius solution to a specific woman's problem...

the number one thing we are too embarrassed to tell our doctors about...

Jonny put Robin on Google Images and he wasn't happy...

Tesla's new self-driving assertive option...

Jonny has some title ideas for Robin's memoir...

Robin has some revelations about Kanye...

how to get out of a bad mood...

Robin noticed something about his daughter since she stopped using her iPad...

Jonny tries to do a bit but Robin wants to talk about his bad driving...

Simon Cowell proposed to his girlfriend...

the gym membership you REALLY want...

what celebrity did Harry Harrison want his hairdresser to make him look like?...

what is YOUR price?

Ooooh THE MENU WAS EASY TO READ THIS WEEK... IS THERE SOMEONE NEW WRITING THIS? NAHHHH DON'T BE STOOOOOPID.

The guys relive their worst moments of last year... you have 4 of these a day (????)... Jonny has made some New Year's resolutions and why Robin's wife used to make 10 of them a year... the guys do a shout-out to 4th graders ONLY... Jonny played Roblox for the first time... Robin learned some new things about the new guy Harry Harrison... what Ryan Seacrest's co-host's baby and Robin have in common... the woman who married a colour... the new detail on Lego's tiger model... Quasi from Hala FM missed the guys while they were away... can you teach a goldfish to drive?... Robin's daughter has questions for Jonny... a guy spent months learning French to ask a girl out... Jonny forgot they drive on the left in the UK... women are happiest when their partners die... what would you rate yourself out of 10?... words of 2021 that everyone mispronounced... Jonny held up a word for Robin to read, but he refused... a lady phoned up to find out what that word was... the new guy at Hi FM made a massive mistake on his show!... the confusion that ensues when Jonny checks into a hotel... what happened when Jonny's girlfriend met his parents?... have the guys got back into their morning routine?... are these real candle scents?... who is Lanker Wordol?... the guys categorically answer whether you should wash your jeans or not. GLAD THEY'RE BACK? NO US NEITHER.

The big stars working on a movie together... Jonny proves he is a massive Scrooge... Robin gets Jonny THE Christmas gift he's always wanted... Robin is annoyed about the present he got Jonny... how to get ahead at work... the top causes of arguments in the car... who are the worst gift-givers?... Robin conducts a CRAZY experiment on Jonny... Jonny gives Robin some Christmas presents... Robin's bell... Donald Trump is back, remember him?... the hack to get out of a boring conversation... what's on your bucket list?... Calm Larry gets his wife the wrong gift... Google's top searches of the year... the guys find Rachel's purse in the studio... would Robin take his daughter clubbing?... why Robin is disappointed with Jonny's Christmas gifts... how to get your ex back... a final report from Jonny's Elf on the Shelf... the creator of the NES has died... a caller complains about Jonny's attitude towards Christmas... where parents hide Christmas presents... the camels disqualified from a beauty pageant... the guys vent their feelings about e-cards... the crazy otter attack... a boring man phones to say a boring thing... what Christmas present Robin got from his grandmother when he was little.. HAPPY CHRISTMAS GUYS AND THANK YOU FOR LISTENING AND MORE IMPORTANTLY READING THIS... THE PART THAT NO ONE READS - THE BIT AT THE BOTTOM!!!