Robin & Jonny & the Worst of the Hi FM Morning Show

The top Christmas gifts from the year's Robin and Jonny were born... the guy who tried to trick the Covid vaccine centre... are the guys going to get each other Christmas gifts?... Apple's electric car... what's majorly changed in Jonny's life since he shaved his beard off?... Calm Larry is accused of being lazy... why was Robin's wife angry at him... Jonny can't decide how to transport a gift on a flight for his mum... do you give your pets a gift for Christmas?... advice for men from Benedict Cumberbatch... Robin and Jonny might be robots... the trials and tribulations of Jonny's Elf on the Shelf... the human brain has decreased in size... Zoom has a very uncool new feature... the secret to losing weight this Christmas... Diana used to sing this to Prince William... the record for the loudest belch has been broken and of course there is audio!... how supermarkets are going to make you spend more... Martin Sheen is now not for profit... what kind of car you drive indicates whether you are a psycho... the woman who sued after getting a facial... Robin chatted to a guy who wanted to do a show on Hi FM... Calm Larry's wife had an issue on the bus... the devastating news of Canada's maple syrup shortage... Jonny makes a meal out of a simple mishap... Jonny has an issue with Hi FM's Rachel Chew so the guys decide to call her... Billie Eilish revealed her tattoos... why do you hate Christmas music?... Jonny's ideas for alternative Advent Calendars... THAT'S IT, NOW STOP LOOKING IN THE WARDROBE FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFT... YOU'VE GOT NOTHING AGAIN THIS YEAR!

Robin and Jonny discuss how boring they are... Jonny actually bullied Robin in front of someone from Oman's Ministry of Information and Robin has the audio to prove it... what to do if you hate your boss... is there a prisoner emoji?... Calm Larry doesn't go running... Jonny makes sure his girlfriend isn't listening before he does this bit... Jonny spoke to a guy in the sauce aisle... songs that Jonny hears differently... Facebook is making the world worse... what we spend 45% of our time at work actually doing... the Gorilla Glue girl has a song out... top lies parents tell their children... the guys talk about marrying themselves (????)... Calm Larry reminisces about when he was single... the new Fitbit feature that excites Robin... this is the worst thing about Christmas?... if you could have only one kitchen utensil what would it be?... Jonny tries to do a nice bit about old people but Robin ruins it... the biggest fan of the podcast phones up... Ed Sheeran got a tattoo of his kid's artwork... stop text messaging people these 2 words.. the reason you're not getting ahead at work... the movie Armageddon may be coming true... Jonny tells a joke that makes no sense to anybody... the guys look up their first names on Urban Dictionary... Lindsey Lohan is now engaged... Jonny goes on a rant about the dislike button on YouTube

Oman's most expensive parrot is on the show... Jonny learns something gross but love-able about parrots... the guys learn how expensive Oman's most expensive parrot actually was!!!... Jonny had a nap and lost track of all time... Calm Larry had a kids' meal... you've been using deodorant incorrectly all this time... the guys went to a restaurant so they have issues with each other... Jonny is making a documentary about Robin... Boring Mehrez heard something on another radio station, so he called the guys to talk about it... the day you're most likely to die... the museum for Tupac... what did Hi FM's new starter bring to Jonny's house?... Rachel Chew went rogue and played lots of Adele and the guys had beef... the fastest thing a human body can do... Jonny plays audio from when he was a child... the man who smashed up an ATM... the woman arrested over a carrot... the best and worst hold music... Calm Larry's neighbours listen to great music... what Mike Tyson smokes 3 times a day... Robin's nightmare with WhatsApp... the worlds richest dog... Mathew McConaughey talks all about pickles... Robin feels bullied by everyone using #TeamJonnyBorrows online... Jonny compares an Adele song to an air raid siren... the video calling phone for dogs! AND MORRRRE FILLERS TO BRING IT UP TO 1 HOUR!

Do you Scurryfunge?... how long does it take Elon Musk to earn your salary?... Jonny frightened a man who got angry at him... Britney's conservatorship has ended... are you afraid to talk your mind?... the great pineapple on pizza debate (what side are you on?)... Kanye is dating a 22-year-old model... a listener calls up to get very angry about pineapple on pizza... Robin & Jonny are spotting tourists... the Italians and the COP conference... Jonny proves he is a cheapskate... Quasi from Hala is back and notices something different about Robin... the next moon mission has been postponed... why did the lawyer have no trousers on in the court-house?... what movie prop sold for 150,000 rials?... Calm Larry had a bad dream... Robin is really annoyed with a message he received through the website... Jonny used to live on this terrible food combination at university... Ahmed calls with a suggested food combination he likes... Robin and Jonny remind themselves about the worst kind of airline passengers... a bit all about duck shoes (you heard us correctly)... Christmas Crocs are a thing... Jonny's Christmas jumper story... you're hearing the voices of dead people all the time!... your local coffee shop hates you!... what's your worst pandemic purchase?... do you belong on Santa's naughty list? JEEEEPERS IT'S NEARLY CHRISTMAS!!

Kanye shaved off his eyebrows... why Robin was horrible to an old girlfriend... why Robin hasn't been to the cinema in 15 years... Will Ferrell turned down $29 million for Elf 2... Jonny finally moved out of his apartment... Robin solves the reason why dogs tilt their heads... Ed Sheeran retained his crown... the real reason women change their hairstyle... Jonny took part in the market research for a new TV channel for dogs... where a guy hides for 4 hours a day... Jonny panicked and invited someone into the show... Robin has some interesting facts... what is the worst smell EVER?... watch out for the fake Hi FM Instagram account... Robin plays a Christmas song!!!???... Hear Jonny go from talking about Big Bird to Joe Biden... how long does sibling rivalry last for?... the Marathon runner who needed the toilet A LOT... Five Random Facts... some people are disgusting with their pets... the problem with global methane... what other food names can you shorten as well as "spag bol"?... someone thought Jonny worked at the supermarket... why won't there be a 3rd Frozen film?... the owner who dresses her dog... are break ups harder for men or women? DUH, MEN OF COURSE!!! WHO SAID THAT? ME! WHO? MEEEEEE!

Jonny's Italian friend... the dilemma of breaking wind during Yoga... Why did Jonny wear make-up?... the hardest language for English speakers to learn... Robin has a GREAT hack for flying on an airplane... did Jonny get any trick or treaters?... why Ice Cube turned down $9 million... Fun Shui for a good night's sleep... Robin's super 'Would you Rather' questions... why you should unfollow ALL food accounts on socials... the real reason Robin and Jonny still have a job... what everyday goals do you set for yourself?... how much of our lives do we spend streaming TV?... this ALWAYS happens when you check into a hotel... buy an original Andy Warhol for just 100 rials... Jonny makes a VERY predictable joke about Olivia Rodrigo... clothing companies are catering now for dad bods... do you elaborate your dreams for others?... Calm Larry has problems with his computer... Robin has a spooky question... all 1-star reviews on Trip Advisor are probably all from Jonny... Ryan Reynolds is taking a break from acting... Robin forgot all about the Euro cup final... the boy addicted to eating dirt... the best excuses for skipping work...a little game of Higher or Lower... Calm Larry's wife is depressed... is this story creepy or romantic? You decide!... why Jonny is making up a signature for official use only... AND A FEW MOR BITS THAT ESCAPE OUR MIND RIGHT NOW! BOOOOOOM!

Do you have a sense of purpose in your life?...what is the most stressful age?... the guys find out how the Parrot convention went... horror locations from movies you can visit... how do you want to be remembered after you die?... the guys get all manly as they talk about fixing cars... smart bandages are a thing... what would you do if someone with long hair draped it over your chair on a flight?... the reason Jonny isn't sleeping... Calm Larry helps you make a big decision... the guys discuss what listeners say to them when they meet them socially... the guys get a lovely email from a listener but Jonny doesn't believe it's real... Robin and Jonny help you every weekday morning... an update on whether Jonny is getting any sleep... you won't believe the reason this person was pulled over by the police... Robin FINALLY apologizes to Jonny... Billie Eilish has a new perfume... the older you are the grumpier you are... Jonny tries to use the show to get a deal with a hotel... Ed Sheeran has Covid... Robin has a great cleaning hack... what's more dangerous than texting while driving?... for some strange reason Jonny finds the artist Timmy Trumpet funny... a woman calls and wants to request a band that the guys WON'T play... Robin agrees with Jonny for the first time (IT'S TRUE!!)... Chris Martin wants to go to space... why did Jonny sleep in a hotel... what to have on your dating profile if you are looking for something serious.. IS THERE MORE? WHO KNOWS??

The guys tell stories of when they stole stuff... Jonny asks Robin not to mention his old co-presenter on air, so he only goes and calls her... Robot dogs are now armed (!!!???)...there is a giant comet heading towards earth... Jonny drinks mayonnaise and coffee live on the show (and Robin is sick)... people react to Jonny trying mayo' and coffee on air... why this couple's suitcase was 3 kilos overweight... did Russia steal the UK's AstraZeneca vaccine?... half of us want to travel to space... the guys have major beef with Hi FM's Rachel Chew (AGAIN!!)... Ariana Grande is paying for people's therapy... the new Squid Game spin-off... Jonny went to see No Time to Die... Madame Tussauds has opened in Dubai... Robin's tip for working out... Jonny's pizza fiasco that he DIDN'T order... Calm Larry burned over 3000 calories... Camila Cabello feels more comfortable while eating... anti-fart bedding is now a thing... a woman phones to talk about the Oman Parrot Club... Coldplay will generate power from their audience... Robin and his family watched Marley and Me... can you guess the songs that Mr. Voiceover is singing incorrectly?... the new Scream trailer is out... the guys reveal the secrets on how a two-person radio show is done!... Eric calls and wants to advertise his business... the reason George Clooney isn't getting into politics... virtual dating is the norm... the guys learn MORE about the Oman Parrot convention!... and maybe one or two extra bits.

Robin and Jonny laugh harder at a joke that wasn't actually meant to be the joke... Jonny tries to do a special request for Robin's daughter... the guys ignore people who call them or turn up at their houses... Calm Larry finds out what it's called a Happy Meal... the guys chat about the Superbowl Halftime show... do the guys feel weird about going out and doing stuff since lockdown?... there are 2 rancid yogurts in the Hi FM fridge... US and Chinese leaders are having a virtual summit... what vicious animal attacked this man?... Jonny jokes about Robin's maid (AGAIN!!)... Jonny bores Robin with a bit about decision-making... Science has figured out why women are always colder than men... the reason you love your job (??)... Jonny went to the dentist so Robin called her to find out how the appointment went... Netflix bought a gaming studio... Robin really needed the toilet... the top reasons the honeymoon stage ends... the guys play Scent or De-scent... insurance stories from the past... the fart pedal for your guitar... just how tired is Jonny today?... James Bond food puns... Jonny makes fun of Robin for making stuff up... the guys call a man who must have messaged the wrong radio station... the market for clothes that don't exist!... can you guess what is the real or fake Barbie? AND MORREEEEE!

Robin marked himself as safe from the big event... Jonny is looking at houses to rent during the show... can you fit into the same jeans from when you were 21?... Robin and Jonny synchronise your hearts... Jonny tested Amazon's new robot... Robin needs to spend more quality time with his wife... the guy's chat about the cyclone Oman experienced... the new Covid nasal spray... Jonny loves this song he wants to put on the Hi FM 'Throwbacks'... the International Book Awards... Jonny hates his neighbours... the guy's chat cryptocurrency and the advice you need to follow for investing... Jonny's idea for all supermarkets... the guys call back a listener who complained... who will be the next James Bond?... that time Jonny DIDN'T get mugged... why Elephants ears are getting bigger... why did a woman call in two bomb threats?... the guys ring Quasi from Hala as Jonny has a question for him... Jonny makes fun of Robin's hair AGAIN... the Addams Family 2 is out at the cinema... the guy who looks exactly like Ed Sheeran... would you have a deep friendship with a robot?... Shaquille O'Neal attempted a stage dive... what do you consider a huge waste of money?... AND THAT'S YOUR LOT FOR THIS WEEK... UNLUCKY YOU! ;)