Robin & Jonny & the Worst of the Hi FM Morning Show

The show wins a prestigious award... Robin gets a phone call mid link... who would play Robin and Jonny in a movie?... do you want to smell history?... Donald Trump pardoned a Turkey... the guys chat about The Crown on Netflix... the cheesiest chat-up lines of all time... the most popular Christmas movies in different countries... the most expensive video game ever... Jonny has a riveting story about shopping... Robin overheard a very loud expat conversation... Kendall Jenner offers mental health advice... the guy who admitted he would commit a crime on formal paperwork... Jonny's words for 2021... Jonny screws up starting a bit... Shawn Mendes got all reflective... Coronavirus Insanity... Robin has beef with a movie about radio... the guys have a couple of vegan jokes... the bad things about being short... a woman who had a horrible car accident was impressed something stayed in place... why Jonny the Scrooge is starting to feel all Christmassy... the guys get technical difficulties... drinking what can make you smarter?... the science behind texting... the guys rip on Joe Biden a bit... what's the worst star sign to date? AND MORE!

The first Christmas song for dogs... the new Tetris movie... when should Hi FM start playing Christmas songs?... the gripping story of when Robin lent somebody his spirit level (seriously!!)... have Robin and Jonny lost it?... what the guys miss about working from the studio and the office... Pharrell's gender-neutral skincare line... are the guys actually funny?... the guys solve why no one has taken Hi FM's Rachel Chew's bins down... at least one Trump got some positive news this week... how much would you pay for just one normal pre-COVID day?... signs you are getting old... the story of the angry badger... George Clooney gave 14 million dollars to friends... Donald Trump's playlist... Jonny tries to make Robin feel better about his baldness... the new dating term called hat fishing... Robin has remixed some classic Christmas songs for this year... the Hollywood actors who have bought a football club... Jonny's brilliant Covid related chat up line... Can you guess these rappers' real names?... will the pandemic permanently affect your parenting?... the pigeon that set a world record... the rudest bathroom habits... not as many people as you might think have seen the classic Christmas movies... Calm Larry got fired from the calendar factory... do you know how to cut a pineapple? AND MAYBE ONE OR TWO MORE BITS.

Hi FM's Rachel Chew is back in the country and Robin went to see her for purely selfish reasons... Jonny shares a story of his crazy life in Oman... the way you grip your steering wheel says something profound about you... Pfizer stock has skyrocketed... the word of the year for 2020... Jonny had a tough time buying new underwear... the guys can't hold it together while talking about the plight of "Karens"... the strangest names picked for babies last year... the tech skills grandparents have learnt in 2020... Robin and Jonny chat about Oman's 50th national day... Robin has a game of "Guess The Language"... household items you may need to replace... the guys list celebrities that the listeners won't know... Calm Larry got bitten by a wadi dog... Ariana Grande has a new business... can you guess the job from these bizarre job titles??... what would Robin do if he caught his daughter bullying someone?... the new excursion for the super-rich... which pets help and hurt your dating chances?... the crazy question about Oman, Jonny had for Robin before he moved here... Robin reminds Jonny of when he tricked him into thinking he was introducing Michael McIntyre on stage at the O.C.E.C... Calm Larry clears the table... The Crown is back on Netflix... the guys chat about Adam Sandler... who is right, the parent or the babysitter? AND MORE FUN THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT!

Robin busts some movie myths (he narrated Mythbusters don't you know!!!)... the disgusting place Vanilla flavoring comes from... what Jonny has become addicted to... Paris Jackson has released a single... Jonny has a hoarding room... Play-Doh for grown-ups... why was Donald Trump's lawyer in a car park?... the most and least addictive foods... what's happening to Trump's Madame Tussauds waxwork?... why a woman had a legal complaint against her new husband... how many of these Dad phrases does Robin use?... who was right here, the school or the mum?... the top things to never say on a date... good news surrounding the Coronavirus outbreak... Robin tries to give some lovely advice, but Jonny isn't having any of it... has Jonny met his new girlfriend's parents?... the Goop Christmas guide... Robin is left waiting for a Tom Cruise joke that never comes... what Jonny clearly wants for Christmas... how is Jonny's Movember mustache going?... the guys chat about Pokémon Go... the new 2020 scent candle.. AND I'VE BEEN RELIABLY INFORMED WE HAVE AN EXTRA BIT THIS WEEK DUE TO A PRODUCTION SCREW UP! COOOOOOL!

Jonny was cold up the mountains... Jonny met an ungrateful man... the pill to end snoring... Kanye gave Kim a hologram of her dead dad... the GoFundMe page for the babysitter in the new Borat film... the meat council is fighting back against vegans... Jonny complains about his girlfriend... Khloe Kardashian got Covid... Robin gets Jonny with a prank... was the cranberry drinking skateboarder viral video a setup?... Kazakhstan is finally accepting Borat... a doctor fell for the silliest scam imaginable... have you ever canceled plans to hang out with your dog?... Jonny's traumatic story... Jonny got lost in his friend's car... Kim Kardashian rented a private island... the 4 awkward situations a month we get into, because of one particular thing... the top dating terms post-Covid... Jonny was sent a contract to check... the new trend Dream Tourism... how was Robin's first day working from home without his daughter there?... what's the worst advice you can get when being fired?... what happened to the guy who paid for a full-contact experience with a Leopard?... Mike Tyson has a thong... the days of solo song writing are over!... AND OH YEAH THE "SMALL GATHERINGS" GAG... HAHAHAHA YEAH I JUST REMEMBERED THAT SMALL DETAIL!

The scariest movies of all time... what did a woman bring on a date to test a guy?... the Fast and the Furious movies are ending... why Sam Smith was thrown off a dating app... Robin's daughter interrupts the show at the perfect time... the 10 most important inventions of all time... Quibi is shutting down... Jonny wants to fight Robin... the top arguments between friends... Robin ruins 2 of Jonny's jokes... the guys chat about Halloween... the makers of the Bond movies have threatened to leave the UK... Robin shatters some gender stereotypes... what's that in Jonny's house?... Jonny deletes Tinder... how much toothpaste should you really use?... Jonny doesn't get Robin's joke... what Jonny wants to see in the next Bond film... the top ways to scare your children this Halloween... what's that in Robin's house?... the rare Albino Baby Shark... Jonny's girlfriend heard him talk about re-downloading Tinder... play real-life Mario Kart in your house... Robin and Jonny get some listener feedback... scary movies described in a boring way... AND MAYBE ONE OR TWO OTHER BITS...

Jonny got sunburn... Jonny's disgusting idea for soothing his sunburn... the top emotions we feel when working out... Calm Larry has a fear of speed bumps... Tiffany Trump turns 27... what food did you hate as a child but love now?... Jonny was recognised in Al Fair... the top signs you're losing your sense of humour... who is the mystery voice who cannot pronounce the word "preposterousness"?... NASA's new international rules for space travel... the new film about Napolean... how one airline is adapting to Covid... Robin's daughter tells us what his wife thinks of the show... dogs can sniff out Coronavirus... the celebrities most likely to give you a computer virus... Jonny describes great movies, but in a boring way... the guys ramble incoherently for over a minute (no change there then)... what do you taste like to mosquitos... the guys react to Kanye's presidential campaign video... Trump is back on the campaign trail... Jonny did something with his girlfriend that he's never done before... the things women hate to hear... Calm Larry celebrates his dad's birthday... Barron Trump had Covid-19... Jonny has some beef with the Kanye presidential campaign video... Jonny describes movies in a boring way AGAIN... Jonny makes a joke about one of Hi FM's core artists... Robin's daughter is becoming high maintenance... AND MORE RUBBISH SO YOU CAN GET REALLY ANGRY AND WONDER 'HOW THESE 2 ARE ACTUALLY STILL ALLOWED TO BROADCAST".

According to his daughter, is Robin a good dad?... people with deep voices are more likely to cheat... there is a new 10-hour movie... Calm Larry takes on gender reveal parties... get nice words delivered with your pizza... Robin's crazy new hobby... Jonny's Bon Jovi joke... Jonny goes off on one about the new Bond movie being delayed... what you smell like is really important to Jonny... did Melania actually have Covid?... how many enemies do you REALLY have?... why Robin is in a bad mood... the foodie game Fusion or Illusion... Calm Larry talks about history... Robin is really mean about Jennifer Aniston... the most stressful life happenings... why are we better at remembering where we store junk food than healthy food... the new wellness trend is hugging cows.. Nasa's new space toilet... Calm Larry has a memory... Jonny thinks that people in Oman won't get a certain joke... Netflix is developing Elf on a Shelf content... the 5 scariest quotes from movies and Jonny doesn't agree with the number 1... Eminem's biggest fan... your taste in music depends on your parents what?... the prank Robin wants to play in Jonny... Tom Cruise is going to space... the (different) health benefits of wearing a mask... the most important things on a first date... IS THERE MORE? DUNNO... YOU DON'T CARE ANYWAY! :(

The US Army has updated its physical fitness manual... Robin and Jonny met each other for the first time in 6 months... Jonny rambles incoherently about Honda and Millie Bobbie Brown... Robin's voice-controlled TV doesn't understand him... two guys are charged with strong-arm robbery... the reason Jonny thinks tennis players are wusses... Calm Larry's wife had her bank card stolen... five random facts to take your mind off the stresses in the world... the new Scream movie is back in production... Carole Baskin is out of Dancing with the Stars... Jonny gets a message from a girl he hasn't spoken to in over a year... photos of Trump doing work while he was in the hospital, were staged... how people's housing requirements have changed during COVID... New York will usher in 2021 virtually... Robin and Jonny met up for the first time in 6 months, so naturally, they have beef with each other... Jonny can't pronounce words even after he spells them phonetically... the guy who lost his job because of his tattoos... Meghan Markle wants to be President of the USA... David Attenborough the record-breaker... Jonny has beef with his new girlfriend... the person who plans to vote from space... why Madonna didn't work with David Guetta... Robin has a list of terms we use to describe how likely something is to happen... North Korean haircuts... how much would you spend to have a day with absolutely no stress?

The songs Jonny doesn't hear properly (and doesn't know an artist's name!!)... Robin heard something rustling in his takeaway delivery bag... why Facebook uses the colour blue... Robin sends Jonny a very weird message... David Attenborough has joined Instagram... are you a good husband or wife by 1939's standards?... the Hi FM Morning Show reaches a new low as Robin's doorbell goes mid link, his daughter walks in and he has a leaky roof (WHATTTT?)... Jonny has been seeing a girl for a few weeks and he is giving up making an 'effort'... Robin tells a sexist joke but Jonny the feminist is having none of it... fans of what might be better at handling the pandemic?... Jonny has been doing the show topless... Calm Larry is going bald... some good news from this otherwise awful year of 2020... Jonny broke the Matrix... what actor has released a debut song... Jonny wants to put his place on Airbnb... Amazon is updating Alexa... Jonny can't say the word "uninhabitable"... the town called Asbestos... Calm Larry has an argument with his wife about going on holiday... Kanye wants to help Taylor Swift get her recordings back... the top things we overthink... the guys chat about a 'Caption This' picture of Jonny which is on the Hi FM socials... the socially distanced football team... Evil Knievel's son is suing Pixar... Calm Larry sued an airline... Jonny shares his opinion on the possibility of Tom Hardy becoming the next James Bond... Michael Jackson's cousin is selling a blood-stained IV Drip... MMMMMMM YEAH WE BOUGHT THAT AS A GIVEAWAY LATER!!