Robin & Jonny & the Worst of the Hi FM Morning Show

Whose signature is this?... Robin sings a song to send off the Kardashians... the guys chat about a 'Caption This' image of Jonny and a bin... Kanye is building a wall... there could be life on Venus... there's such thing as a "flirting face"... Jonny goes on a rant about wearing a mask... Hi FM's Rachel Chew has Covid-19... Robin calls Jonny up on something disgusting he said off-air... Calm Larry is going deaf (WHAT??!!)... the guy's discuss Chris Evans' leaked photo... the woman who tried to buy a gift for herself... the top 10 ways to fall asleep faster... the female name dropping from popularity fast... Jonny badly mispronounces the word "arts"... the reason Elf 2 won't be made... a story of The Rock's incredible strength... Calm Larry is angry with a waiter... the woman who married a tree... Robin has a bit about Carole Baskin but needs a punchline... would you end a relationship if they didn't like the same food?... the couple who divided opinion with their wedding day decision... good social changes they may become permanent after Covid is over... Jonny's timescale of love... Calm Larry needs a cleaner... Jonny interrupts the show with some breaking news... Robin has a stupid criminal story... AND THAT'S ABOUT YOUR LOT. LUCKY THING!

Jonny has beef with Robin's timekeeping... Robin's daughter has some questions for Jonny about a photo of him and a mystery girl... Jonny discusses his massive ring... Robin's heart-breaking story about visiting the Crowne Plaza... advice on how to get a husband from 1958... Robin gets a personal call while on the air... Keeping up with the Kardashians is ending... the guy who blew his house up trying to kill a fly... industry secrets... Robin plays 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire'... Robin tells a story that will make every man cross his legs... why Sam Smith and Adele are the same person... Jonny has an hilarious joke about Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson... the funny reason an advert was complained about... Jonny can't admit that a girl he is seeing a lot is his actually his girlfriend... Robin and Jonny have serious beef with cassette tapes... Robin asks what if people used REALLY cheesy break-up lines... Calm Larry is always polite... Borat 2 has been filmed... the excuses kids use to get out of bedtime... Robin and Jonny argue about a joke Robin made on WhatsApp... the show got a complaint, so instead of forgetting it Jonny makes a game focused on it... Jonny shows Robin a picture of a foot... Calm Larry changes his password... you can stay in the house from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air... you should do this before making an important decision!

The Hi FM studios have flooded!!!... Jonny gives Robin hell about his laugh... Calm Larry watched Inception but in reverse... The X-Files is coming back... Jonny had his first what in 5 months??... Jonny's REALLY obvious joke... the story with a woman called Wilma Chinchilla... Robin's furious banking!... the earth is hotter than ever... changes to schools when they go back... a listener has a complaint about a bit on the show... Ikea and Lego are teaming up... Paris Hilton says she isn't the bimbo everyone thinks she is... how Jonny still managed to appear the fool at a 5-star hotel... The Rock and his family have Covid 19... the guys chat about Ed Sheeran's new baby... good news stories surrounding Coronavirus... Jonny's gag about the Friends reunion... the guys chat about their home workouts... the easy way to live longer... who is the smartest in a band?... Jonny's tips on how to lie properly... who do Americans want as their next celebrity President?... the woman who had a snake down her throat... weight gain during Covid-19... what you have for breakfast says about you... McDonald's have released a statement about the claim their burgers don't decompose... THERE MAY BE ANOTHER BIT BUT I'M NOT GOING TO RE-READ WHAT WAS SENT TO ME TO CHECK!!!

Jonny went out for dinner... the singer with the world's deepest voice... the guys talk about lifting weights... the problem Jonny encountered when he went on a dieting website... the new fitness tracker that analyses your voice... Calm Larry didn't eat a monkey (???)... the man who broke the world record for the biggest what?... the new Coronavirus mask you can thoroughly enjoy... the guys chat about getting calls at inappropriate times... 9 genius ways a British Soap is filming adult scenes in the Covid-19 era... the hottest cartoon characters of all time... Tom Cruise filmed himself going to the cinema... short shorts on men are back!... Jonny embarrassed himself in front of a girl... Elon Musk is one step closer to brain control... the world's most expensive sheep... Robin talks about his wedding day... Calm Larry has a hack for treadmills... Bill and Ted Face The Music is out... why you should ask your partner to lose weight with you... the new U.S. presidential candidate the world needs... Robin tries to guess what he is talking about in a piece of audio... Robin's game called: Over, Under or Exactly 40... why did a woman beat up her dad?... Jonny tested subliminal messaging on Robin, and it worked! IS THERE MORE? WHO CARES REALLY RIGHT???

Jonny has major beef with Cardi B and Joe Biden... Robin's awful joke about liquorice... would you accept a million dollars if every stop light was red FOREVER?... Jonny's pussycat... Calm Larry releases a fragrance... how Ryan Seacrest is like Coronavirus (????Sorry Ryan!)... the most iconic fashion items of all time... the worst driving licence photo ever... Jonny's terrible Ricky Martin joke... the town where it rained chocolate... Robin's daughter has a review of the podcast... the guys chat about the new Batman movie... Robin's new feature; Men in Contrast, which one are you?... the guys get all Irish (HOWYA!)... Calm Larry takes a poll... Robin's joke about how Rupert Grint's Harry Potter character is like Jonny Borrows... what body part on women do men like the most?... Jonny's friend complained about a bit on the show... Cher's face... Will Smith and Kevin Hart are going to remake a classic movie... the Lego piece that was missing for 2 years... the fate of the Tiger King park has been confirmed... Putin's cup of tea... the top 10 things married couples argue about... Jonny's idea for splitting the bill... Jonny hates the word 'Staycation'... Calm Larry named his children after Star Wars characters... Robin makes an inappropriate joke... get ready for "Karen" the movie... the guys make fun of Kevin Hart AGAIN... then they relax to the soothing voice of Matthew McConaughey... ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!!!!!

How Jonny screwed up with his first girlfriend... Robin's daughter has some feedback on the podcast... Robin has become one of 'those' parents... the new dating app' for dog lovers... the man who burned his house down for a date... Calm Larry watched Titanic in reverse... Jonny's new fitness podcast... the man who caught his wife cheating on Google Street View... a character in Jonny's book "does the needful"... the 270 OMR shirt you can't even own... Jonny's beehive... Jishnu the engineer has had a baby... Calm Larry doesn't want 2020 to end... Jonny needs to get a man in (!!???)... does Mickey Mouse really want Kanye to be President?... Pigeons can actually recognise human faces... the top 10 movie baddies from our childhood... Jonny's game that completely falls apart as the guys play it... Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants is getting a spin off show... David Blaine is back!... Robin and Jonny demonstrate how old they are by talking about Blockbuster Video (errrr what's that then guys????)... Tom Cruise doesn't let anyone do this one thing in his movies, apart from this lady... Calm Larry's dating profile... the gold coronavirus mask... The Fresh Prince of Bel Air is being remade! AND MOREEEEEEE

Robin has a 3rd lockdown haircut and it's REALLY extreme!... Robin has a trick for getting a toddler to take a nap... Jonny is embracing the future of broadcasting... the top "how to" search terms during the pandemic... the shoes made from apples (???!!!)... the dating app for cat people... Jonny is fooled by a Jennifer Aniston look-alike... a video game where you can kill spiders with fire... the Netflix audio sound was nearly a goats bleat... Jonny has the worst hook EVER for a story... big news about Swedish meatballs... how to organize your fridge... the guys say thanks to JBL... Jonny is really angry with Taylor Swift... Red Bull's new Counterstrike competition... a TV show where celebrities tell us what to do... the creator of American Idol is getting involved with Tik Tok... Simon Cowell broke his back... the girl who was reunited with her ring... the guy who was bullied by Ellen Degeneres 41 years ago... an inspiring weight loss story ... sometimes rolling down the window just isn't enough... are you on your device too much with your child around?... Chris Pratt is a dad again... Jonny's amazing mathematical quiz.. AND MORE!

The trick to making someone love your gift... Demi Lovato on her mental health... a woman actually tries to hire a hitman through a joke website... Jonny's plans for Eid... McDonald's is introducing new training... are you a modern man?... Bugs Bunny just turned 80... Jonny forgot about the curfew... Calm Larry buys a revolving chair... it is illegal to own any debris from the challenger space shuttle explosion and other random facts... Hi FM's Rachel Chew got very confused by something... the guys chat about Michelle Obamas' new podcast... Robin gets serious about Kanye's break down... Calm Larry has a rude neighbour... Robin has a special message from Santa (yes seriously in July!!!)... the guys ramble on about comfort food... the takeaway themed game Take Out or Fake Out... Robin was embarrassed when his wife heard a bit on the "Worst of" weekend show... Jonny's REALLY mean joke about Brooklyn Beckham... real-life ridiculous reasons people have been rejected for jobs... Jonny had to write himself a note... one in seven men fancy what?... Tinder is allowing people to jump to the top of everyone's likes... the new US Burger King advert that talks about farts... Calm Larry reminisces about holidays of yesteryear... good news stories surrounding the Coronavirus outbreak... do you have long thumbs? WELL DO YOU?... Jonny tries and fails to make Robin sick... AGAIN!!!

How long did Robin last on his 90-day fitness programme?... Jonny chats about dreams in lockdown... Calm Larry's guide to starting the day calm... the pooh on the bed story... where has Ricky Martin been in lockdown?... 5 Random facts, but are they really facts??... Robin has a message for all the people who don't like wearing masks... doctors have transplanted organs from pigs to monkeys... ways your office life will change in the future... Jonny has a REALLY embarrassing story... Katy Perry is scared of childbirth... Robin apologises for something on the show... Kanye had his first political rally... the animal specifically designed for 2020... Calm Larry has a rude neighbour... walking this many steps and you'll lose weight... the man who was bit a seagull... Robin can't believe how long Jonny's hair has got... famous Twitter accounts got hacked... Jonny does a shout out for a dog... Disney's way of enforcing face-mask wearing... Calm Larry's wife saw a cockroach... Jonny's truly amazing fact (but is it though?? IS ITTTT???)... Carole Baskin raps to 50 Cent... Jonny's top tips for having more energy... the top ways parents have bonded with their kids in lockdown... Robin and Jonny reminisce with some old audio of Jonny making a fool of himself from YEARS ago... Calm Larry is lazy... how Robin says "hello" in a face mask... the top 5 ways to improve your intelligence... DUHHH WHTTTSSSSSZZZ THTTTT THEENNNN???

Jonny has developed something in lockdown which he is VERY worried about... Aston Martin are rebuilding on of their classics... the biggest benefits of working from home... an update on Kanye and his presidential race... Jonny nearly makes Robin sick, AGAIN!!!... four happy mistakes... Robin has beef with Jonny about the podcast... what's your most prized possession?... 4 random facts... another reason why it's good to work out... Jonny has written an email to Hi FM's owner... Jonny's out of this world incredibly funny and groundbreaking joke about Kanye West (it's VERY crap really but Jonny wrote that description of that bit and I didn't change it)... Disney World has reopened, with some changes... staff are being let go at Buckingham Palace... something to buy if you want to be uber cool... the great story how Robin named his daughter... the horseshoe crab is in danger (WHAT!!???? NOOOO!!!)... songs are getting sadder... do you have a "type" when dating?... Robin has got hold of Kanye's presidential campaign song... the Osbournes have a new tv show... the guys talk about life before Netflix... phrases that can trigger Siri... how Germany is encouraging people to wear face masks... BMW wants to charge people monthly for features in their cars... 75% of us have this on during quarantine... AND 1 OR 2 MORE BITS.