Robin & Jonny & the Worst of the Hi FM Morning Show

George drugged herself and met an Aussie man (with an audio recording)... Engineer Jish is back...are Robin and George married... the guys are fat... George completely loses it... caller about George and her losing it... RB's rubbish weight loss tip... Noora from Nana's calls in and explains what George couldn't... Jish's fan emails in... George did a "Ryland" in Bank Muscat... why a caller sometimes listens to Merge... what's REALLY important for attracting women... the guys chat about their Out of Office emails... job seeker advice... George fancies evening presenter James Hall... does Robin REALLY know Jason Derulo??... good news if you're selfish... George does ANOTHER "Ryland", this time when she's seeing a house... President Trump calls in from holiday and a LOAD MORE!

George 'did a Ryland' at Caramel... Robin has the largest what (??!!)... Shark Week disappointment... what George emailed Robin in the office... some dude comes in WITH NOTHING!!... George still can't roll her Rs... who forgets the guy on Hala... secret government worker calls in and tried to get RB in trouble... George was on the floor... did George cut Robin up in her new car?... OJ is being released... Robin eventually introduces George... the most disgusting thing with a set of keys... Robin and George on cats... Hala guy eventually gets respect... the mental health Whatsapp question... would you outrun a T-Rex??... and a few more lame bits. ;)

Story about the guy who turns up at a radio station and the police get involved... Kathy Douglas slags off Merge and 90.4... Robin has found a new aftershave... RB sorts George out with her new boyfriend... mosquitos... Boring Mehrez and his new Twitter handle... Robin's wife hassles him about Facebook... farts bring a plane down... Game of Thrones is back... George says "Metal Ring" - they laugh... memes for fatties... the new toothbrush for lazy people... George goes to Bank Muscat and proves she is useless... Merge breakfast host Tom Green's broadcasting secrets revealed... guy compares the show to other stations... George's candle safety tips... number 1 thing to do on holidays... girl who was waiting for a request... Robin is George's only friend (awwwwwwwwww)... Robin is now officially responsible... and more stuff to make you shout "WHHYYYY" out really loud!

Robin's tips on making great radio... Uncle Nuno from Park Inn, Muscat emails in... margins on paper... Boring Mehrez calls in with a gag... Poland's Prime Minister and Trump... George and Robin both had fires at their houses... is George going for a turtle trip up the mountains??... do we make up stories?... has someone else got Robin's number?... how Robin's wife ruined their wedding anniversary... George is getting a new man... the guy who took a week off X-Box... the man from the UK who listens to the podcast every week... glow in the dark donuts... George's car is being DELIVERED!!!... who is that guy on HalaFM?... the Oman Air engineer calls in... George stupidly watched Amityville... GMC won'[t give George a free car... are you ready to have children?... new Willy Wonka movie and a LOADS MORE but you don't care because no one reads this rambling bit... perhaps you read the first two bits and baled?

The Japanese children planning to kill George... a guy calls and wants to get rid of one of the guys... George has no style... Crayola's new coloured crayon update... George falls at Muscat Hills...Interning at a Czech power station... the relaxing man from Hala FM... Robin has a squeaky chair... George is depressed with Tinder news... Donald Trump and the Hall of Presidents...a fan of Robin calls from the UK... man comes in with healthy stuff... can George keep a straight face with a serious news story...Jay Z or is it J Lo?... what 90's hairstyle is coming back for men?... guy calls on his first day back to work... John McEnroe is sexist... people actually want to meet Robin and George (!!!?????)... good news about Artificial Intelligence... who drank the most coffee on Friends?... millennials and emojis... the guys do "shoutouts" (radio GOLD!!!!)... Robin meets a hot guy in the lift... and a bit more for you to laugh at hysterically!

Tim Westwood is smooth... another George Ryland holiday destination... Robin's friend stole his wallet... George gets filthy... George's physio's daughter is called for PART PAYMENT... will your dog eat you if you die?.. George's dreadlocks... guy calls from outside the window... 10 year old disses George... Robin's wife is to blame for his rotundness.. the Nigerian man and George and RB are his only friends... the one word to stop an argument... Robin's new shorts... Transformers box office fail... a new aftershave for men... the guys are amazed by flamingos... pocket dialled by kids... George's new life goal and her AWESOME swallowing... Gay Byrne & Man Bun Ken... the guy who doesn't listen to the show... and MAYBE a few more bits, who knows, it's not like you're counting all these bits right???

George screws up her Eddie Vedder bit... Hi FM's CEO isn't nice to Robin... the best way to lose weight... the girl from Muscat Bay is a BIG fan of the show... man and his intestines... Melania Trump's first White House tour... secret Government Alien Man calls in... George hits a child!!!!!... why Jish doesn't want to be on the show anymore... Boring Mehrez reviews last weeks podcast... Madonna's new man... George's BIG 11pm question... George has 2nd thoughts on the jeep... Uncle Nuno from Park Inn knows how to play it... crying baby or fatty??... Miss Delhi calls in... Robin and talking to dogs... George's mum and forging signatures...Robin's daughter gets her hair coloured and MORE STUFF!!!

George has found GOLD!!!... 2% of people do this moving house... guy shot with Rice Krispies... the intercontinental Iftar review... RB and George screw up a video... Chris Fisher from Merge gets called again... stupid stuff we believed as children... does double messaging work?... the Bullpitts wedding... George's self indulgent good news... Robin's Twitter race... George's physio... 1st world Iftar problems... the new George Clooney movie advert... Britney Spears WITHOUT Autotune... stalker guy stalked Robin and even sent him a picture... Robin did NOT sneeze over a table at the posh Chedi Hotel... Boring Mehrez stalks the guys... new app to translate text messages... the top 10 inventions of all time... Coffee Man walks by... what's George's "type"... we should all live together so we can relax... the new camera for dog lovers AND THAT'S IT I DON'T KNOW WHY I EVEN BOTHER WRITING SO MUCH ON THIS SECTION, NO ONE EVER READS IT!!!! GRRRRRRRRRR, NOW I'M MAD!!! VERY MAD... CAN YOU TELL???

2% of people do this when moving house... The guys embarrassed themselves at the Ooredoo Iftar... Why Robin & Jish are where they are in their careers... the guy who is going to a job interview and keeps Whatsapping... the tooth fairy has learned it's lesson... the temperature was only 32 bit... Robin and George apologise BEFORE the event (just in case)... Robin on rap music... the new DISGUSTING fashion for men... George and the new interview technique... Chris Fisher from Merge broke his promise, so he gets called LIVE!!!... how much does your meanest friend HATE you...George's water therapy advice... Jish has George's back and he time travels.... why George is going to be a brilliant mum... what George and the majority of ladies have been getting wrong... what the American woman said about the show... and a few other bits we added in for good luck but you don't care because you'd be an IDIOT reading down this far, in fact if you have read down this far then send us a whatsapp message on +96879010959 and we will sort you out an AMAZING prize. Bet no one Whatsapps in!!!

Why Robin has a home phone... The Red Bull Doodle Art winner is in, and he has no friends... how many selfies should a couple take... the guys embarrass themselves at the Shangri La... clean your remote control... RB and George have 2 MASSIVE fans... watching old movies chatter... George has some GREAT news for ladies ONLY... Engineer Lijo is on the radio for the first time... the secret government worker is in... can you keep a secret?... how dirty is the studio.... Mariah Carey is a diva AGAIN... lovely Mawlid comes in and tests the guys... why it's hard being an adult and a LOAD MORE!!!