Robin & Jonny & the Worst of the Hi FM Morning Show

Robin does a hip hop dance tutorial... Why Robin's school uniform was horrific... George plays touch rugby...

Should you take revenge on people? Shatha from Hala FM and her bored sisters come on the show... How to get back on track with your NY resolutions... Does Robin look like Trump?!!... George wore ankle tags at the Crowne Plaza... The new device for measuring farts... George does an 'amazing' magic trick... The Tom Cruise lookalike... Big props to the Thai PM... 5 things that annoy you about coworkers... The phrase to help you stick to your NY resolutions... Robin gives a radio hug... Robin sits down... George does a Forrest Gump... WOW, JUST WOW THIS WEEK!!!!

Kim Jung Un's birthday.... what's the latest Gwyneth Paltrow product??... RB saw a weird shoplifting sign... Robin helps a guy get a taxi... guy comes in with the BEST presents for the guys... Robin relives the momentous Oman football victory... slacking off at work... the difference between men and women's shampoo... George wants a new co-host... what ladies should smell if they are stressed... the Christmas aftermath of Robin and his wife's "deal"... the woman with an intestinal problem... the guys talk about complaining in restaurants... Robin's squirrel video... why a woman joined Tinder for her sister... and possibly a few other bits. Happy New Year!!!!

The very UN-funny human feet gag... Tea Paul is coming in with gifts... the Oman Air guy says the wrong thing to George... why Robin is the WORST (according to George)... the funny UK court case (we know it's made up though right!!)... Tea Paul seems happy with his rubbish gift from the guys... girl calls who thinks George will be kidnapped... a game of tennis in the studio... the special New Year's Eve show... the red dress says 'no' bit... weird job application then George NEARLY goes over the line with her gag... George's worst Christmas gifts... Robin's worst Christmas gifts... why has George got a '6' written down??... nice insults... more bad Christmas gifts... George nearly broke someone's hand... what are George and Robin getting each other for Christmas??... George had to tell Robin off in public... why Robin is soooo glad to be in Oman for Christmas... there you go you LUCKY THING YOU!!!!! xxxx

Big pants news... Hi FM went to Kath's Quiz... a new dinosaur... Tea Paul has some presents for the guys... weird reason Robin loves his dog... George's VERY sad story... guy calls up because he heard the sad story... it's FREEEEEEEEZING!!!!... RB and GR were invited to Bank Muscat's swanky do... Secret Santa chat... Hi FM had they're Christmas party... George was taking a photo of her horoscope... lovely engagement story... guy comes in who loves Oman... will George be a ring-girl at a fighting event?... the perfect engineered Christmas song... Robin loves tarts... Robin and George chat about wearing pyjamas in the daytime... the word "llama"... single guy robs married guy... George bought HERSELF a present... a message from your Christmas tree... the woman who wanted to end it all... wow we're ending on a real downer there with that last bit!!!!! Who outs this together eh????

A weird guy is outside the studio... a kid calls who DOES NOT smoke... best songs of the year... George on Bitcoin... Robin doesn't agree with George's Christmas present routine... shocking news about an author!!... would you leave a voicemail for your dog??... what George is getting Robin for Christmas... woman who wanted to look like Angelina Jolie... the guys get their first Christmas presents... would you laugh at an unfunny joke??... James Hall comes in for a visit for the first time EVER!!!... man calls who drops in he works for Coca Cola... Robin's argument at Muscat Hills... Robin had a go at his wife, it backfired... first time something happened between Robin and George... a caller is happy just because he spoke to the guys... someone gets up early and they don't have to... the Vladimir Putin calendar and some more bits I think, maybe... perhaps.

RB's gag about four people on the rampage...who's happier at being single men or women?... boybands on stools... the great Muscat Grand Mall Phase 2 review... guy who wants to have a BBQ with the guys calls... the worst thing about Christmas shopping... highest earning women in music... George gets quizzed on DVDs... George tries to get 3 random words into a bit... Robin's read a story that reminded him of George... the FAMOUS "George not George" photo on a UK restaurant wall... spycam for Christmas??... baby named after car... whose coffee is selling more at Lino's George or Robin's??... come to George's barbecue and reliving the Asaffa Chicken advert... the used coffin for sale... things guys notice in a woman that she may not realise... George's Paddington Bear saga... top 90's catchphrases... 2 x idiot burglar stories... Borat's younger brother calls... Morgan Freeman's Word of the Day... signs a man is into a lady... and MORE bottom of the barrel scraping rubbish, lucky you!!!

Is George's laugh recorded??... Kim Kardashian's new perfume... guy calls about George's laughing... George's outside furniture problem... Pharrell's 100 year old song wait... PodFasters... should George get a dog??... Hala dude is ill... Hyperglo T-shirts (remember them??)... the podcast Got Money winner... crazy woman who thinks Robin is someone else... iPhone X talk... key to real happiness... Netflixing in public toilets (!!!???)... who gets the armrest on a plane??... real doctor who sounds like Dr Nick from The Simpsons... artist psychos like... Robin's Glade plugin problem... George's radio mate sends her a picture... the joke no one in Oman will get... Natwest Bank and their new slogan... story that reminded George of when RB pretended to be a top racing driver... AND MOOOORRRREEEE!!!!

Christmas tree chat and when's too early to put it up?... the Hala FM dude gets abuse because he's a pro... plastic bag fashion... adulting chat... Robin's pet hate... the great riddle quiz... guy messages the wrong station, blames his wife!!... pulling the shower curtain back... psycho listeners... girl calls in about what 'normal' is... Yahoo's apology gag... Robin & George have a staring competition (GREAT radio!!??)... 14 year olds and messaging... how did a man get out of police interrogation... the key to happiness... why is it difficult to swat a fly??... Wolfman Jack calls... the podcast Got Money winner... dude wants the guys to help him with wedding anniversary ideas... useless stuff for the bathroom... word of the year... Robin sings about Christmas... most dangerous occupation... 1st time caller.... Muscat daily advert... men on the toilet... George is cheap... and possibly some other random shizz that I have forgotten to put in...

George types "bra" into her phone picture search... Frankenstein had a baby!!!!... negative initials for children... George fixes her air-con, kinda... Boring Mehrez calls about something... some guy offers the guys free Oman Air flights... boss who pursues his dream... the Hala FM dude on how to do a decent show... Mercedes Raaj calls up and gives the guys a new name... side effects of the show... Trump twitter... woman calls with a breeze up her bum... the great Muscat daily giveaway... Whatsapp chatter... the Oman Aluminium Convention... the simple secret to a happy marriage... nagging mummy... how Robin got his first radio gig... the podcast Got Money winner... guy admits to being creepy on Instagram... and some more rubbish stuff...

Whatsapp's new feature... the Room of Trust... the guys demonstrate the fantastic (NOT!!) radio studio soundproofing... a confused woman calls... some guy slags George off... very sad news about attractive people... Stranger Things chat... KFC's twitter... Robin's wife's car tyre fiasco and women getting ripped off... George doesn't let Robin do a "bit"... Facebook's new game... dude from Hala comes in and tells the time... George gets an apology... some other guy stays on hold!!!... Indian radio star Sriram Sullia calls in... George cries at a comment... a man wants his kids to meet George and RB... is Facebook spying?... Robin's biggest fan calls in... Boring Mehrez and the selfie the guys sent him... why Robin got angry at himself... and George got angry at the Crowne Plaza... and maybe some more stuff that I can't be bothered to write as nobody EVER reads down this far!