Robin & Jonny & the Worst of the Hi FM Morning Show

The Old Spice burglar... Roseanne Barr has had too much to say... Tinder has a new feature... do people actually LIKE cancelled plans?!!.. George has a spot... guess how many gallstones... Starbucks was shut for racial training... Megan Markle's new coat of arms... Robin is a criminal... the FBI Agent who shot someone while he was dancing... a girl emails asking for advice... the new 'must have' Crocs fashion... Khloe Kardashian news... President Clinton's new venture...

Robin stole from a shop... why you don't want to be scared going to the dentist... the worst clothes to wear...

how to make 20k a month... how villagers in China commute... THAT'S IT THERE IS NOOOOOO MORE!!!

Robin has MORE Kim Kardashian news... George saw a weird car in MQ... Robin has a blackened chicken recipe...

Robin met a crazy guy so they get him on the phone... the guys track down the weird car with some help... there's a new Russian tv game show (Robin gets to practise his Russian accent)... George gets a lovely iftar surprise... how long does it actually take to trace a call?!!.. how many people would you want to be stuck in an elevator with?!!... a listener promises to send George some shoes... the sinkhole on the Whitehouse lawn... why men are better car navigators than women without a sat nav... why Robin HATES the CEO of Hi FM... the printer story (otherwise known as 'how many Hi FM engineers does it take to install a new printer')... the shoes arrive for George... "Seatbelt Ali" calls about his cat's Instagram... George finds out something about Robin that changes her feelings... George's new gym routine thingy...

why Donald Trump attacks the media... and that's probably all the lameness you can handle right????

The guys got nominated for a NY radio award!! ... and would NOT stop going on about it... Robin's Instagram got hacked... the guys speak to the lady who didn't invite George to watch the Royal Wedding with her friends... on about the award again... George has a new fear... they're STILL on about the award... Melania Trump was in hospital...

some 'solid' advice from Kanye West... a listener calls about the Kanye advice... on and on and on about that award...dragging Ibrahim from Hala into it now... good news about a 93 year old guy... the latest Pinterest trend...

the sad 128 year old Russian lady... seriously, how are they still talking about this award??!!... is the word delicious or batallion?!.. give the robber the bag... now they're trying to get a free trip to NY... Trump welcomes MELANIE home...

should you complain if you get a bad haircut... there's another audio illusion around... the guys are in the Muscat Daily, about YOU GUESSED IT THE AWARD NOMINATION!!!!

But when it grew up we noticed it was a bear... the house next door to Robin is for rent... Christina Aguilera is going back on tour... George blanked a lovely listener in the mall... a guy calls who put his seatbelt in his trousers... the Chinese bicycle graveyard story... Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom news... how parents are changing classic fairy tales...

the woman who would not take no for an answer after a date... Quasi from Hala FM is back... the cage of death... the new way to tell if a relationship is serious... Quasi has just ONE coffee... a personality test based on taste... the man drawer... Ryan Reynolds has a message to everyone going to see Deadpool 2... the angry beaver story... the guys call a dude who sends in MULTIPLE videos EVERYDAY... fast food puts you in a bad mood... Khloe & Tristan's baby True chatter... MMMMMM "CHATTER" ;) ANNNNDDDDDD... how do you really feel about your work commute?!

THE cake... rapper Too Short had a birthday... how the Bank of England is gauging the mood in the UK... should you shower in the morning or the evening?!.. Facebook's new dating feature... the GREAT band with a parrot as lead singer... what annoys you while flying... do you post a daily selfie?!.. guy robs McDonalds cards & George has a rubbish gag about it... George doesn't get a facebook comment... Tea Paul comes in with gifts for the guys and to plug some oil... what happens if you bully a plant... Trump and Macron... what does the 'h' stand for in IMHO... what superpower would you have... IS THAT IT?? HOPEFULLY IT IS! JEEEEEEEESH.

Trump & Macron... George has some tips for Robin's upcoming holiday to Lebanon with Ceasar... the biggest turn-offs in dating messaging... even the phone company wants Boring Mehrez to hurry up... the guys speak to a load of people who have never called the show before... Eurovision chatter... George is gutted that someone special doesn't seem to know her at all... a guy calls with a message for his wife... what's a Millenials' favourite tv show?... Quasi from Hala FM has money problems... a woman calls who actually LIKES the guys... the hot new fashion trend from...erm...Ikea...

Uranus stinks... International Honesty Day... Kim Kardashian's new perfume... Macualey Culkin doesn't want to the face... why George's school banned the annual dance... the Park Inn gym... more Netflix original content is on the way...

for you if you're a stressed out student... AND MAYBE SOME MORE WHO FREEKIN KNOWS???

The very sad news of Avicii's death in Oman... is it ever ok to invoice for a date?!.. Chinese bollards... BIG Barbie news... Arnold Schwarzenegger is getting better... Robin has beef with George... how a city in China is letting people off their traffic fines... dating terms for Earth Day... the guy who has reason to be paranoid... Khloe Kardashian has named her baby... what kind of humour is the funniest... George watched a Nicholas Cage movie & Robin has news about him... the robot for putting together Ikea furniture... Ozzie kid flies to Bali... the 'dead' hamster... what did Brad Pitt call his new girlfriend... Boring Mehrez calls about his BORING twitter poll... a woman left a radio station ten million dollars...

the woman who did a Ryland while living without human contact... should you have spicy foods on a date?!!

New snail ballet... Heathrow Terminal 1 for sale...

Victoria Beckham's makeup cost per day... what did you want to be when you were a child?!.. does wearing cool gym clothes make your workout better?!.. the dashcam man criminal... George does a funny... Facebook's Zuckerberg is small... the story about George flying back from Dubai... Cardi B is unintelligible... George sees 'A Quiet Place' movie...

Netflix is not for parents... the hot new plastic surgery trend... idiot robbers with no planning at all... crimes we are all guilty of... Beyonce at Coachella... is your boss getting more sleep than you?!.. Mayochup chatter... whose side to take in the argument Robin stumbled upon... Robin's weird pic that George doesn't appreciate... Quasi from Hala goes in after 5 seconds... Robin's apology to George although he didn't actually do anything... the least trusted tech company...

and maybe more, but probably not, I honestly can't be bothered to look at my notes and they're only to the left of me as I type this... THAT'S LAZINESS!!!!

The guys offer to go round a listener's house... someone calls about their offer to go round to the house... 'Gregory' from the show was spotted... the hot new online trend... a Facebook warning... four words if you're finding it hard to lose weight... a guy calls who did a 'Ryland'... A Quiet Place (the movie) chatter... the self-aware wireless printer... Tinder tech problems... goat pilates... men's and women's cosmetics descriptions... whale singing... do your parents have a favourite child?... Robin one ups George... new dating terms... a criminal calls the show... bad news for Robin about Brad Pitt... Channing Tatum is now single... competing brands chatter... George's birthday card for her mummy...

how often do you change your underwear??!! You want more??? Then you'll have to wait until next week... or maybe tune in weekdays 6am-10am.

The hilari-ASS April Fool's Day gag... Einstein's marriage demands... what's worse; not holding the door open or not saying thanks?!!.. Robin's late April Fool's gag on the CEO... Robin's gag that's far too soon... how millenials want to be fired... George's door story... instant goose karma... cleaning makes you happy... Home & Away is 30 years old... George does a "Ryland" with a fitness DVD... Muscat Daily's Your Say section on obseity... the studio bunny finally gets a name... the truth about Arnold Schwarzenegger... the guys complain about having no sleep AGAIN... the simple way to be happy... sliced ketchup (?????)... the thieves who robbed a McDonald's with a digger... "Into the Mountain" guy calls with nothing... is there any more??? who knows... stop reading now.