Robin & Jonny & the Worst of the Hi FM Morning Show

The new term for something that's definitely happened to you and made you madddddd... Meghan Markle's illegal contract... the WORST robbers in Belgium... what Chinese dish is this?!! The real meaning of Mmmbop... Quasi from Hala did a uni' speech and Robin has presents for him and George... peak pettiness... George's good news... the fight about a wrapper at the symphony... a history lesson about Caesar from George... a girl calls who's got the wrong number... the age you officially become middle aged and the top signs of it... the worst Bridezilla ever... disgusting story about why police had to break up a couple's fight... the new hotel experiment that's a terrible idea... a man did a "Ryland" with some oil and a naked flame... the top things we'd miss if we could travel back in time... BET YOU WISH YOU COULD TRAVEL BACK TO BEFORE YOU STARTED READING THIS EH??? HAHAHAHAHA.

The new marriage idea... 5 ways to have a better day at work... a girl calls who ate a tortilla for breakfast... the guys prove they are 'serious' broadcasters... Robin met a conman... a listener met the same conman... George has a deep cucumber moment... Michael Jackson: The Lost Screentests... Quasi from Hala has no idea what the woman he just interviewed actually said... Tea Paul has 'great' t shirts for the guys as presents... what a teal coloured pumpkin means for Halloween... Lady Gaga says the same damn thing over and over and over... things kids are missing out on growing up in the Netflix era... the new medical tv show... it's Alison's birthday and her friend calls... International Nacho Day... a listener calls and wants to talk to Quasi from Hala... Robin is paranoid about a guy who's lost in Qurum... If you're not asleep by now just READING THIS then you need to see your doctor about that insomnia.

New words in the dictionary... a guy goes to the most expensive area of London to get info... the new social media craze with speed cameras... Sean Paul is coming to Muscat... 10 things that stress us out daily... the bride's wedding dilemma... BIG penguin news... George has a new friend and Robin ruins it... Banksy shredder chatter... the caller who only wants to speak to George... will Quasi from Hala admit to being late?!! more Sean Paul chatter... what superpower would you choose... the awkward moment they ask you to "dress like dominoes"... it's the wrong Uber driver... the guys met secret government alien man in a secret place... Venom v A Star Is Born and Lady Gaga fans... does sleeping on it actually help...the bus driving monkey... why it's not your fault if you're lazy... WHY ARE TORTURING YOURSELF READING TO THE END OF THIS????

How men can get more dates... the caller who can't use a phone... George tries to blag a free phone as she ruined hers... the guys give 'evils' to a passerby... what answer would you record to play to people when you get asked the same old question... Chris Birks hijacked a listener from the guys and did a video intro for his school project... they're still on about this video intro thing... they get hold of the listener in the end about the DAMN VIDEO INTRO!!!!... scrabble & showering... Robin proves he has a 'friend'... Mexican midget wrestling... Megan Markle's accent and news on her sister... George calls a loser back... a wonderful love story... the GREAT new invention for your commute... men spend 7 hours a year doing what?!! George has no food... Hot Cheetos sends rapper to hospital... a guy calls but doesn't get put through to Robin & George... fake news about those two Russian tourists... BLAH BLAH BLAH OBVIOUSLY YOU STOPPED READING MANY MANYWORDS AGO... in a galaxy far, far away...

Amazon are now going to stalk you... the guys try to give away their work colleagues stuff... Robin got caught cheating... Chris Birks hijacked a listener... George stole from The Chedi and has some fashion tips for Robin... the guys call Tea Paul about the presents he is getting them... a guy hires a Mariachi band for his proposal and it goes horribly wrong... Cathay Pacific - you had one job... do NOT listen to this bit while eating... the guys call Secret Government Alien Man and arrange a meet up... George's tipping experience at the petrol station... the guy who spent 7 weeks adrift at sea... new footwear fashion... the nice story about the guy who sold his car to pay for his wife's cancer treatment... the guys call someone back and it gets confusing... the REAL reason your friends are so tight when the bill comes... a woman calls with a love song... the yoga and Buddhism professor who got arrested... Trump and his recommendation for Spain... we've heard Netflix added some new programmes, surely that gives you something decent to spend your time on instead of reading all this??!

Robin had a meeting with the General Manager or Hormuz Grand and OF COURSE there was an incident... George's horrific facebook message... George did a "Ryland" but for once it had a happy ending... the great new exercise trend that lets you watch tv while you run outside... the Russian agents ooooops we mean 'tourists'... there's a new carpet in the studio... the guys call Ray Addison who does the news... taking selfies saved a woman's life... Robin tries to apologise to Quasi from Hala but it goes a bit wrong... why Post Malone is having such bad luck at the moment... they've already found a fault with the new studio carpet... the romantic marriage proposal with a kicker of an ending... wardrobe related mental conditions... a horrifying discovery about Tom Cruise... a woman was charged with murder and all the signs were there... Quasi from Hala is in a bad mood... a guy calls who is definitely not in a bad mood... a pregnant model gives birth... get a six pack and save your life... if you're still reading then you are in desperate need of a hobby, may we recommend knitting like Chris Birks does (he's on at 4pm weekdays y'know just in case you care!!!)

Robin's new Russian neighbour... Robin met the GM of Hormuz Grand and had an incident... the woman who has MAJOR beef with Qantas... George is trying to book a holiday during the show... Lindsay Lohan update... President Trump had trouble saying a certain word... a lady calls about the guys' New York Radio nomination... are you having a midlife crisis...Tinder's sexiest jobs for 2018... the what's app message about Cardi B... some randoms call the show...what age do men start dressing appropriately?!! The guys go ABBA crazy... how to properly restock fish in a lake in case you should ever need to... Post Malone news... the guys have a VERY British argument... Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP website has been fined... can you lose weight by breaking wind?!! A chemical weapon explosion... BLAH BLAH BLAH don't you have anything left on Netflix you could be watching????

BIG news from the week... the news reporter who got duped... Boring Mehrez found an excuse to call... did Robin steal from a UK beach??!! Why a Kuwaiti fish store was shut down... should your drive to work be part of your work hours?... if you're pregnant but haven't named the baby and need some cash, this one's for you... the guys get a call giving them $10,000... Quasi from Hala has no money... 3 bits of weird Ryland news... what is your rap name... the guys are broke so have a suggestion to get to payday... the most genius way to break up with someone... Kanye for POTUS... Apple's autocorrect function... bad woman on a plane... Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson came through for a funeral request... a friend of the show was in the paper... man fakes a heart attack to get a free ride where?! WHAT THE WHATTTTTT?????? Sorry, I just stepped on a lego piece writing this... OOOWWWWWWWW!

Robin is back from his holidays and he feels weird... George quizzes Robin about his time away... the VERY British reaction to getting hit by a tree... Secret Government Alien man is on the phone... George's new audio freak out... at what age do you stop caring?!!... the emotional support animal that has it's OWN emotional support animal... the guys make an absolute mess of a coin toss for which bit to do next... the world's best job... the story about a Bridezilla... tv reboots... what Quasi from Hala did for Eid... Robin has beef with George about a bloody ladder... the Mayor who screwed up with his burner account on facebook... George's video of a raccoon being set free... ASMR weird stuff... Robin was keeping up with Kardashian news even while he was away... depressing Apple news... craziest way to try to reunite after a break up... Good grief you've read this far and you're still awake??!!!

BIG oven news...26 percent of us are almost constantly doing what...best interview techniques...deciding what to eat...cheating death...least plausible stories that are actually true...can a Rolex save your life...will meditation make you a better person??!! Pizza stalker...dog crashes wedding...work lighting affects your brain...petty girl in a bakery...who lies more, men or women...Robin ruins George's punchline...how long before you become friends...new business trend...you can have a dinosaur named after you...crazy ex stories...new Star Wars hotel...new camera for dog lovers...COME ON surely you have something better to do than read all of this?!!