Robin & Jonny & the Worst of the Hi FM Morning Show

Calm Larry is back to talk about Ramadan… Robin has a go at his wife for something lovely she did… Jonny held a sea cucumber and tickled a starfish… a new job for yacht lovers… Signs you have a perfect daughter… Jonny tries out the new Snapchat filter… Robin Sucks up to the boss… Jonny met a listener who had an important message… a joke stolen from Chris Fisher on Merge… Robin has a Game of Thrones Parody… Jonnys lame on this day bit and Jonny's riveting nap story…Robin's lovely heartwarming story… Man accused of being racist says he is not racist because of what... David Attenborough is looking for DJ's… Boring Mehrez calls about the Yes No Game… manners you child should know by the age of 9…the mistake with the new Australian 50 dollar note… Calm Larry has more advice for Ramadan… Jonny and Robin have an argument about the Iftar they went to… AND SOOO MUCH MORE!

Jonny forgets how to do radio... Jonny has a lullaby about his name... embarrassing fashion trends... the new Crocs viral video trend... dogs are great stress relievers y'know... what the new Lewis Capaldi song sounds like... a caller about the Lewis Capaldi bit... the fantastic Moth or Myth quiz... it was David Attenborough's birthday... should long movies have an intermission??... the cool new Samsung TV... a special birthday request on air... how much does Kim Kardashian make per Insta' post... Jonny needs business cards... the fate of the famous coffee cup from Game of Thrones... the guys hired a limo'... the new royal baby has a name!!!... stuff you lose around the house... Russell Peters is coming to Oman!!! AND THAT'S ABOUT IT, UNLESS I'VE MISSED SOMETHING BUT I DON'T CARE AS I WANT TO GO HOME NOW.

Robin and Jonny talk about Avengers Endgame... Jonny has the new Meduza song stuck in his head, and has an idea with it... doing what helps your brain stay young... Quasi from Hala FM was on TV!!... a computer made from pasta??... a parrot was arrested... what's the best way to wake up in the morning... a woman wakes up after 27 years in a coma... a listener comments on Calm Larry, and Calm Larry receives a letter!!!... there was man waiting for Quasi from Hala outside the studio... Quasi comes in to talk about the person who was waiting for him... Jonny has a creepy story... Jonny met a girl... guinea pigs without hair look like what... Jonny's did a very blatant plug... Robin has a question about Calm Larry, and Calm Larry receives another letter... Robin's gag about Melania Trump... what can make you happier... Avengers Endgame is causing chaos... a new type of plane... who is most likely to have no idea what they're talking about

Jonny has new morning routines since Robin was off... an Earth Day quiz, but first it needs to be printed!!! (????)... Salah calls and slags off Jonny... 71% of people say their morning commute is what??.. what is causing worse turbulance on flights... Jonny has beef with with a school girl... Jonny's story about Dik... the guys have a new feature, Calm Larry... can you tell if your partner is having an affair??... how an 82 year old woman made her neighbour's lives hell... how much "me time" we get... Robin and Jonny have Old Rocker Gags, and more Calm Larry... Kodak Black's Sat' Nav' got him in a whole load of trouble... Robin's crap Walking Dead gag... someone calls in for no reason at all... a newly proposed Scottish law... Robin does quality control and makes sure Chris Birks comes through for a listener... Beyonce has new stuff out... Calm Larry has advice for keeping cool... Jonny makes Robin sick with what he did with his milk... Cyber Security Tips... AND THERE'S NO MORE, JUST LISTEN TO THE DAMN THING WOULD YA????

News for you if you need to drink less coffee... Jonny loses it while trying to be very serious... Jonny has beef about the Redbull car park drift he went to... Jeff Bezos Amazon divorce... we spend nearly 2 hours a day like this... 5 sleeping tips... the guys talk "adulting" and what should be taught in schools... Jonny's deterent for pesky mosquitos... Jonny ruined Robin's gag... a girl calls about her car aerial... Harry and Meghan's Instagram account... David Attenborough is here!!!... a great kid comes in with an idea for the show... Robin is annoyed by people stealing his hot water... Netflix defends Our Planet show and David Attenborough's Life Tips... things you say that make people hate you... a caller wants to rename the show... are you better looking or worse looking than your partner??... do cats know their own name... Robin was dragged into an argument... AND THAT'S ABOUT IT... LUCKY YOUUUUUUUU. LATERZZZZ.

Jonny had race to find his car before his chicken defrosted (WHAT!!!?)... the guys debate the Avengers movies... Quasi from Hala gives Jonny a dishdasha... Quasi comments on Jonny’s dishdasha... Jonny loses it during Robin’s story about children vomiting... Jonny has to leave to record a celebrity... David Attenborough records a special message for Hi FM... Boring Mehrez calls with abuse… Jonny gives Robin a birthday card from his parents... are attractive people more or less likely to get a job than unattractive people?... Jonny has an hilarious pun... someone calls about Jonnys hilari-ASS pun... the latest politically incorrect term you must stop saying... Jonny had a terrifying dream about Michael McIntyre... is it okay for your boss to send you a message with “LOL” in it... Nicolas Cage annulled his marriage, but why?... Jonny has questions for Michael McIntyre when he comes… there’s a new toilet seat for checking your heart rate... Jonny wants to change his name on social media... the excuse a man used when police found drugs in his socks... Jonny has a quiz, but it sounds like it’s just a promotion for where he is staying (OASIS RESIDENCES IN MUSCAT WITH GREAT SERVICE AND EVEN BETTER RATES)!

New boy Jonny is here and he has an apology already... JB takes his first caller... Robin wants to know do they have the season spring on other planets... Jonny gets confused by someone's ringtone (!!??)... Jonny makes a really cool song... the guys have an argument... the new guy has a present for RB... why did officials close a canyon in Iceland?... Jonny has another present for Robin... Jonny has a quiz... Shaun calls, and Robin does his Irish Accent... Jonny is on Bumble when he should be paying attention to the show... Jonny messes up the Michael McIntyre Read... where do we spend half of our lives??... Robin and Jonny do the Florida Man Challenge... Jonny can't cook... Robin and Jonny play 'Cookery or Mockery'... Jonny is tired because he didn't have a nap.... ARE YOU STILL READING THIS???

The man who never washes his hands... great news if you love Jenga... what did Kanye give Kim for Valentine's Day?!! is Peppa Pig causing problems in the US... woman gives birth and it's a LOT... Salim who works in a power station calls the guys... Katy Perry, Orlando Bloom and THE engagement ring... Peppa Pig again but this time they rushed the stage... how many towels do you own... news about Arianna Grande's Thank You, Next... guy accidentally bought his wife what because he misheard her... new slang terms you may not have heard of... the Motivational Monday feature... Nasser is back on the show... Doreen calls and says bye to George... bad news if you like toast... good news about Breaking Bad... why the ladies love a stinky man... Robin is going through the change...WELL, THAT'S THAT DONE FOR ANOTHER WEEK. PHEW.

How your fridge can help you get a date... the lawyer who caused an entire courtroom to be evacuated... Quasi from Hala is back from holiday... the kid who faked his own kidnapping... Robin's Valentine's Day 'surprise'... Quasi's thoughts on Robin's surprise... everyone else's thoughts on Robin's surprise... great tip for making eye contact when you get nervous... half of people on Tinder want what?!! A doctor calls for a chat... AI to warn you when your partner is in a bad mood... strange snack food combinations... a lady calls with her own strange snack food... the subconscious forces working to keep George in Oman... the new emojis coming soon... the guys reply to a What's App message... good news for people who write dodgy personal messages on Facebook... one handed chips... it's FREEZING here in Oman... Robin filled out George's reference for her new job...WOOHOO IT'S OVER FOR ANOTHER WEEK!!

A lady calls who doesn't want George to go... having what adds 7 hours of housework per week?? ... Boring Mehrez calls with podcast tips... George's replacement has beef with Chris Birks already... is the replacement actually taking the job...good grief this dude is already getting freebies... the ultimate embarrassing dad story...apparently it rained...the action movie scene question...Tea Paul calls the show... Arianne Grande's second tattoo fail...experience the Fyre Festival for real...good news for morning people...digital detox tips...the dude who is not happy about having been born so is suing his parents...what did the shop worker grab to fight off a robber...the guys chat about Ted Bundy...Boring Mehrez calls again...the guy who fell asleep and got millions of people watching...President Trump talks about the former CEO of Starbucks running for President in 2020...what kind of radio show has to get tips from listeners to improve ratings??!!