Robin & Jonny & the Worst of the Hi FM Morning Show

Jonny has beef with Robin about their night out… Robin has exclusive, never before heard audio from the moon landing 50 years ago… Jonny's story about when he was a children's entertainer... the world record for sitting on the toilet… the new smart nappy… the new Cats trailer… Nerd News for your ears… bad news for New Zealand… were the moon landings faked?… some people call who don't believe we landed on the moon… Jonny has a traumatic story about moths… Robin and Jonny play Make Up or Made Up… where did the drug smuggler try to hide his drugs?… ways to de-stress… Calm Larry’s advice for dinner parties… Robin wants to know, do you smile at a funeral?… people call up to give their opinion on if you smile at a funeral… a woman was freaked out by chalk markings outside her house… what children want to be when they grow up... Calm Larry’s guide to getting into shape… Saba from Omran comes in to give Jonny beef about his first day… good news about a guy who sort of saved his mummy from a fire… how the chess grand master got caught cheating. ANDDDD THAT'S YER LOT! TURN ME OVER I'M DONE.

The Swiss air force had a bit of a disaster… Jonny witnessed a crime in the supermarket but was too scared to intervene… a guy phones because he is disappointed with Jonny… the new way to de stress… Calm Larry's tips for having a sense of humour… do you want to see an alien?… Jonny has beef with his mum, so calls her… Robin's secret to success… Jonny’s idea for how to send the show viral… Clarence and Desmond forget their names in Nerd News… someone phones up to comment on an epic radio fail… Robin's pitch test, can you hear it?… Jonny makes Robin wear his glasses and tells the embarrassing story of his first ever pair… Stranger Things chatter… Asma the Hala FM trainee comes in for a chat… a Mariah Carey gag… how to keep track of your child… Jonny has some ideas for a new viral trend… Quasi from Hala FM was getting loads of applause on a video and Robin and Jonny want to know why… Quasi tells the guys why he got lots of applause while giving a speech… the guys have more Nerd News… Jonny’s new hero… Calm Larry’s guide to opening a jar. Wow, riveting material on this weeks podcast eh!!!???

Jonny got in trouble for dropping his flip flops on a policeman’s gun (yes you read that correctly)… Jonny’s Mumsie and Dad phone the show… a massive helium deposit has been found… Jonny needs some water… the persuasive word you can use… Jonny looks sick after his birthday… Robin's only 2 faults according to his wife… people who think they're helping but actually aren’t… children are getting Botox… a special guest is coming in and Robin phones him up… the glowing rings around Uranus!!!... how does Wimbledon keep pigeons away from the tennis courts… a guy representing Oman in Redbull Neymar Junior 5s football tournament in Brazil comes in for a chat… Jonny sends Robin a picture of a really bad statue that’s been unveiled… if you had one chance to ask out a co-worker who would it be??… Calm Larry’s guide to being a football manager… the unbelievable reason Jonny is so tired… Facebook offices sent poison... the secret to a good first date… the guys do theoir first outside broadcast… would you eat leftover food at a restaurant????… the guys chat about scrolling through Netflix… Calm Larry had advise for binge watching your fav' shows… what Pringles were supposed to make before crisps… cutting out fatty foods might be bad for you… why Gwyneth Paltrow was called a greedy extortionist.

Tesla has made their first noise making car… Italy will host the Olympics in 2026… the Dalai Lama put his foot in it… Robin and Jonny went out to the Levatio Hotel… Jonny has rehashed an old backing track… the Song or Wrong game… the astronauts that spent 200 days in space… 1 in 3 women go on a date for this reason… the guys are surprised by the top 5 websites visited… Nerd News!!!!!… Instagram is spying on you… Taylor Swift's new cat… more chat about being spied on… 7 year old Avengers actress getting bullied… Jonny's Stat' Quiz… social media is toxic… top reasons to read a book… Twitter is flagging tweets from world leaders… Calm Larry has tips for overtaking slow people in the mall… Post Malone has paid tribute to Dolly Parton... a woman went to jail for asking her husband to do what??… how Baby Shark will help your child walk… the guys play Band or Canned… the new device for men to help them bond with their baby… more Nerd News… a town gets a crime fighting robot… the baby named "Google"... AND THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO KEEP YOU HAPPY!!

A man's dying wish to be buried with what?... the mystery sound… a caller about the mystery sound… Toy Story facts… why dogs pull sad puppy dog faces (awwwwww)… Jonny sees a phone advert on a Facebook page… new news about Avengers Endgame… is this thing wrong? people get in touch… Jonny wastes everybody’s time with some supposed talking seals… Robin lost his TV remote… Robin has to apologies to his neighbour… Robin has massive beef with a listener… Robin and Jonny have a race to do up their shoe laces… Jonny has a gag about cheese… Calm Larry’s guide to assembling flat pack furniture… Robin's discount story… a guy phones up to keep a 2 month promise to Jonny… Ralph Lauren has a new title… Nerd News… Robin challenges Tom Green from Merge Radio to a fight… the guys love everyone except ugly people… Calm Larry’s guide to meditation… do you talk to your car… shocking news about what women really want… What you see first in this image says something about your personality.... THAT'S IT BRETHREN!

The Stranger Things burger… how Robin named his daughter… the guy who is trying to watch Avengers Endgame more than anyone else!!… someone wants to know whether Calm Larry is on any adverts… the Pakistan Government and Snapchat… the guys discuss Rahim from Hala FM and his 7 month holiday!!… what will music be like in 10 years??… Katy Perry is waiting for her marriage… Robin and Jonny talk about time… did you eat anything weird as a child?... Calm Larry has tips for visiting auctions… Jonny's ONLY fan is leaving so the guys call her and Jonny begs her to stay… Shazza calls because she is angry at Robin… do you still sleep with a comfort object??… Bradley Cooper splits with his girl… a Scottish woman sets a new record… Jonny wants to give away his hair… Secret Government Alien Man calls… Robin's latest Nerd News… do you have a dating type?… Prince Harry fancied Jennifer Aniston years ago... the idiots who broke into a spy shop… how much plastic are we ingesting??... Gwyneth Paltrow news… the What Do You Throw Out quiz… the future of Online Shopping is here… Calm Larry has tips for getting up in the morning... TURN US OVER, WE ARE DOOOOONNNNEEEEE!

Robin's big Nerd news… could you use a flip phone for a week??… Quasi from Hala will leave if Robin does… Gwyneth Paltrow’s marriage… the top 5 household rules… a story about one very lucky man… Robin and Jonny do an exclusive worst of bit, and then argue about it… some new Olympic event ideas from Banks and Borrows… do you fancy a trip to space?... who are happier, single or married people… Quasi from Hala tried to get a gig ticket for a random person… why a woman had her perfectly healthy dog cremated… Jonny’s terrible review of the Russell Peters show… scientists trying to find the limit of human endurance... Justin Bieber challenges Top Cruise to a fight… a guy robbed a bank armed with what?… Jonny’s quiz that is a blatant plug for Dolphin Village… Quasi from Hala gives the guys his one tip for doing a better show… U2's new tour... the new deodorant that makes you smell like what?... the Justin Bieber and Tom Cruise challenge chat continues… celebrity partnership quiz... Calm Larry has work stress advice… the awkward Whatsapp etiquette… why Baby Shark isn’t going away...soz!

A man gets the wrong package from an online order… the sound of a new pointless world record attempt… Jonny broke his toe… what massive celebrity has made his hip hop debut? (It’s not going to be who you think)… Robin was called by the owners of Merge… Facebook cracks down on misinformation... Jonny visited Sagar Polyclinic about his broken toe… Jonny has a go at ALL women… the old man who wanted to go to Rome, but ended up where?… Jonny’s new radio game… how long would it take you to watch everything on Netflix?… video game addiction is now a proper disorder… Robin phones back a guy who entered a competition on a different radio station!!!… air-con chatter... a new way of getting around town… the top 5 things you buy but never use… Moby apologizes to Natalie Portman... Jonny does an old Kim Kardashian gag… the Spice Girls' sound problems... what smell helped a kid wake up from a coma… what a school did to boost attendance… NASA is sending live animals into space... the new game to play while you sleep… Sameera from Hala FM comes in and the guys love her… Robin has a rubbish Donald Trump impression... how Robin insulted his wife. WOW IT'S REALLY RUBBISH THIS WEEK!! MERRY EID TO YOU!!!

What Robin believed as a child… what listeners believed as a child… Robin gives Jonny his Hi FM business cards… Jonny's storytime… Robin has a go at Jonny because he was really worried about him… Robin was spotted AGAIN while picking up his daughter… Jonny gets extremely angry… Amazon's new wearable device… rapper Ice-T nearly shot someone by accident... Jonny has beef with the CEO of the company!!!! WHAT!!???… Robin and Jonny went to the Park Inn and have a go at each other about their night… Jonny talks jibberish... the custody battle for a hedgehog… Jonny's AWESOME fashion tips… Jonny's rivetting story (not!!!) about buying a shower head… Jonny complains about how cold the studio is… Jonny misses a link because he has to find an toilet that is open… Are you rude to your smartspeaker… a Somali pirate is now an Uber driver... the British Queen has someone to break in her shoes… Jonny was recognized out and about… the new Downton Abbey movie... Robin smells Jonny’s wind… what has Kim Kardashian done for her new baby... Calm Larry has advice about driving. That's probably about it, I can't be bothered to look at the list of bits anymore to write this.

Robin has been lying to school children... Lisa Kudrow can't watch Friends... Robin has never had a durian... Jonny and Robin argue about asking "how are you?"... why the Toyota MR2 was not sold in France... a caller about another rude product name... Whatsapp for people NOT into Game of Thrones... Robin put his daughter on the spot about Calm Larry... Jonny's amazing social media stat... Robin and Jonny chat about an award they were once nominated for... what does the Hi FM fridge sound like... Boring Mehrez calls and tells the guys what he thinks of the Hi FM Fridge... bad news for Britney Spears fans... a man made an engagement ring out of what???... a girl calls just to say everything is "good"... Jonny had a weird dream... the girl who wants to train a dragon... Robin's wife and daughter hate Calm Larry... has Jonny FINALLY watched the finale of Game of Thrones... Robin's farewell song parody to GOT... do you wash this body part??... Robin and Jonny chat about watching rubbish on Netflix... Chris Rock wants to revive the Saw franchise... Clean people are happier than untidy people....