Robin & Jonny & the Worst of the Hi FM Morning Show

The guys aren't with it on their first day back… Jonny exposed himself… the top 10 new year's resolutions… Jonny made a graph about his exes… the laughing chicken… did Robin enjoy his first camping trip?… Jonny complains about being tired and Robin gives him hell… Robin reckons it would be hard to be twin and Jonny disagrees… the business opportunity that was offered to Jonny when he was back in the UK… Apple's decrease the chance of heart disease… Robin's top scamming advice… Jonny made a song for Robin using soundbytes of him!!!… Robin makes up a fact… Robin auditioned for a big voice over job… Jonny's friend thought Robin was the narrator of the TV show MythBusters (AND HE IS!!!)… Jonny's new year’s resolutions… a story that proves that Jonny's brand of crazy runs in the family… a mechanic fixed the problem with Jonny's car… Quasi from Hala comes into the studio for the first time this decade… Robin talks about the new Bill and Ted movie… thieves made too much noise with their getaway DONKEY!... the guys get an email about a Christmas present dilemma… Kylie Jenner made a complete fool of herself… Jonny notices something about the studio… a man met Robin, but he doesn't remember!! HAPPY NEW YEAR FRIENDS!!!!

Jonny has a gift for Robin that he has always wanted!... Calm Larry releases a Christmas album… Jonny shaves off his beard after 8 years… the CEO of Hi FM has something to say about Jonny’s shaving… Robin is in trouble with his wife… Calm Larry becomes a very calm phone operator… did Jonny make it to the restaurant in time before closing?… is Die Hard a Christmas movie… Finland’s youngest Prime Minister… how long humans are supposed to live for… the convincing argument why the decade should start in 2021… Jonny upsets some vegans… top 10 Christmas movies… Robin and his wife have a Christmas gift agreement… the nerdiest of news… what people are starting to steal from hotels… dating news from Jonny… Calm Larry gets his wife the perfect Christmas gift… the strange thing a 100 year old said helped her live a long life… the banana that turned into modern art… the Thursday Joke… the top emojis and words used on Tinder in 2019… Greta Thunberg won Time magazines Person of the Year… how much would it cost to insure the Millennium Falcon?… do taking these things count as stealing… the world’s first electric sea plane… Tea Paul calls the guys about Christmas… Man vs Bear… people drive more carefully with this in their cars than with their children!!! AND MOOOOORRRRREEEEE (including a cool podcast intro)

Robin's Elf on a Shelf has been really REALLY bad… Trump says he doesn't know Prince Andrew... the new thing people are doing in their sleep… Robin scared a small child… big news for grammar fans… Calm Larry suggests rating everything… Man vs Bear… Hi FM's Rachel Chew helped Snoop Dogg with his new lullaby album… Jonny has some predictions about the new Bond trailer… how well did Jonny do in his Bond trailer predictions… Jonny's list of Christmas songs that he wants banned… what happened to Robin when he went for a meal… Jonny's friend who hates Calm Larry was caught out… Calm Larry moves his oven… a very famous cat died… Jonny names Robin's house… Quasi from Hala FM turns on our Christmas lights… Morgan Freeman shares some Christmas memories… Jonny has found the solution to a problem we all have… the worst ways people screw up job interviews… this is possibly the worst restaurant ever… Calm Larry suggests some calm hobbies… Jonny met a man who gave him a thing… RIP Juice Wrld… the reason Robin's lovely lady wife makes 10 new year resolutions every year… some goats sing a Christmas song… Gwyneth Paltrow’s very Goop Christmas… is it okay to give exercise equipment as a gift?… Jar Jar Binks is back… it's Jonny’s VERY lame Thursday joke... AND A COUPLE OF MORE BITS AS USUAL, Y'KNOW TO PAD IT OUT.

Jonny ended up somewhere he didn't mean to be… how it went horribly wrong when Robin tried to teach his daughter about money… a great idea if you can’t find someone a gift… Robin has a tip about buying presents… rules for visiting a new born baby… the world’s most expensive parking space… why you might want to stop posting inspirational quotes on Insta'… Jonny has a bad back and it's entirely his own fault… the genius way a female cop busted a guy… Calm Larry goes to his son's school play… Robin asked engineering to get the studio Christmas tree… what NOT to get a colleague for Christmas… Jonny has an idea for a new show feature… Jonny has beef with Rachel from the Chris and Rachel show… there could be a good reason why you suck at relationships… Calm Larry invades a friends personal space… Nerd News is back!!!… doctors have put people in suspended animation for the first time… putting on what will make you perform better?… movie translations of English speaking movies… when do our bodies start falling apart… the intangible Christmas gifts (???)… Robin and Jonny are ruining the environment!!!… Jonny tests Robin on the hottest new dating terms… a wellness guru wants you to tan your bummy… there's a new Michael Jackson musical, but you wouldn’t be able to guess what it's about… Jonny was wrong about something and made a complete fool of himself (as usual!)

Robin had a bad experience in Ruwi… Jonny had an incident with a 3-year-old in Carrefour… season 3 of The Crowne is on Netflix… what you should do for 78 minutes a day… Jonny sings like Freddie Mercury… aren't you sick of proving you're not a robot??… Calm Larry’s guide to making friends at a party… Sir David Attenborough has a very special message for the guys AND YOU!!!… what J.J. Abrams says about the Rise of Skywalker… the most awful criminal disguise… Jonny's found a place to stay in Japan, but you have to hear him pronounce where exactly it is!!… Robin calls a person who got a simple road safety question wrong… parents take over their daughters social media… Calm Larry reads his son a nursery rhyme… the guys struggle to be serious about Kevin Hart (AGAIN!!)… Jonny’s tip for if you get electronics wet… can anyone save Jonny's Christmas???… Disney+ accounts have been hacked… Quasi from Hala is really tired… the guys argue about asking listeners how they are… have you heard the rumour about Jay Z and Beyonce?… things you need for the perfect morning… Dunkin' Donuts styrofoam cups… Winnie calls to say hello to her hubby… international play Monopoly day… Robin makes Jonny feel bad regarding something a listener said… Jonny saw something disgusting in a sink and Robin nearly pukes AGAIN!!

The world’s largest kumma!!!… the new trend of drinking elephant dung… what people REALLY want for Christmas… the guys have some questions about the world’s largest kumma… Robin's new hobby anyone can do… Calm Larry’s calm tours… Jonny’s parents loved Oman so much they want to come back as soon as possible… why Jonny was in a really bad mood… why we get hiccups… robots that do backflips???… Calm Larry reads poetry… Robin tries to finish a bit but Jonny loses it over the idea of aggressive fish… is your pet peeve on this list?… Oprah’s list of favourite things… do you remember what you got for Christmas last year?… Danny Devito’s birthday… why men are better at directions that women (don’t blame us, it’s science)… the company getting rid of styrofoam cups… Jonny’s On This Day feature is as lame as it gets… the worst boy and girl names… why some of us don't like vegetables… why Robin had to apologize to a friend after Spartan… Jonny has a not so great idea for a movie… Calm Larry’s tips if you are feeling a little down… Robin has some gags about Kim and Kanye… why Robin has beef with everyone at work and at home… Robin and Jonny want you to download our new app… NASA has named our most distant planet… why more and more people are pretending to be Instagram influencers AND MOOOOREEEEE, PROBABLY/HOPEFULLY/MAYBE.

Jonny and his parents were pulled over by the ROP… the woman busted for a side hustle… do you hate chit chat when you visit the hairdresser?… how did the 4 day week work out for Microsoft… what’s the top thing that keeps you awake at night… what amazed Jonny’s dad about his trip to Oman… Miley Cyrus has recorded a special version of Wrecking Ball just for Robin… the bar in Tokyo you can only enter alone… a bakery has claimed donuts with holes are healthier… Jonny ruins National Day… Madonna is being sued… a lot of people lose sleep doing this… the woman in love with a plane… Jonny brings a bit to the table, and completely ruins it… the girl who quit her job to eat loads of food on YouTube… the oldest couple alive… the gender reveal party that went wrong… half of people do this at work to make them more productive… Calm Larry goes turtle watching… Amazon Alexa will be able to see you… do you use Dr Google?… the guys argue about doing a bit and then get pathetic with a caller… your face could make you 50,000 Rhials… 18 board games that are making a comeback… Calm Larry used to race cars… great tricks to get someone to say 'yes' when you ask them for a favour… the most beautiful woman in the world... AND MAYBE MORE BITS, WHO KNOWS I'VE LOST THE WILL TO CHECK!

Robin won some gold bullion… Diddy is semi-retired... a listener wants to know which of Robin and Jonny would be Sherlock and which would be Holmes… the top 5 superpowers… how eagles ran up a huge mobile phone bill… Calm Larry talks indecisive friends… Jonny makes an excuse to make some awful jokes… how Terminator Dark Fate performed at the box office… Olivia Newton Johns skin-tight outfit from Grease… Netflix is testing a new feature… Robin ruined his 8 year old’s parent teacher meeting… the subcontracting hitman story… Ivanka Trump's Birthday… the latest stupid internet craze… are you humble?... Calm Larry’s guide to being a pilot… Robin calls Jonny’s mum in the UK as she’s awake and cannot sleep… how would you eat if you could eat like a child for an entire day?… the weird thing about the next Bond villain… this 14 year old has eliminated blind spots in cars!!!… Netflix are adjusting the speed you can watch their shows, will they adjust the shows name's too… shopkeeper wants Jonny to lose things in his shop… old Chinese lady who gave birth… do you know someone who is always late?… if you do this badly people will like you more… why Jonny resents Robin… Diddy had a birthday and a great Christmas advent calendar idea… Boring Mehrez phones up to talk about his broadband (BORRRRRIIIINNGGGGG!)

Jonny talks himself out of a scenario involving his weight… Caitlyn Jenner turns 70… three quarter of parents do what… what we do that means we aren’t acting our age… Jonny has an awful joke… Jonny’s parents are arriving next week and he's worried… Jonny talks his way out of a scenario, this time speeding… Justin Trudeau has won a second term in office… how long do Robin and Jonny spend on Instagram… another story that could make Robin feel sick… Karma has come for Robin in a really big way… how much would you pay to never get sick again… Calm Larry's son is being too loud… the top things people judge about your house… the Oxford dictionary has added new words… Jonny’s rubbish "on this day" gags… why Quasi from Hala FM had to change his phone number… doing this will make you go bald… the frightening story of the ghost baby in a crib… is not checking work emails at home actually good for you?... Calm Larry helps you choose your next Netflix show… do you believe in ghosts?... Jonny’s lame bit about ants someone might find interesting… the holiday for all chocolate lovers… Shakira at the Superbowl half time show... the kids who hacked into their school's computer… Jonny talks his way out of scenarios, this time being caught cheating in a hotel room… Toyota has a new invention… the guys chat about hiccups AND OTHER STUFF I'VE PROBABLY FORGOTTEN TO WRITE HERE!!

A girl phones up with some jokes about elephants (!!???)… Jonny has his first visitor to his house… Calm Larry responds to a listener's jokes… Jonny forgot it was Omani women’s day and was nearly got locked of the Hala FM studio… how much coffee does the average coffee drinker consume?... Robin caught his wife out… Donald Trump and spelling tests… Robin has some sleep myths… Robin and Jonny have a staring competition… Jonny has an idea for a world record attempt… songs Jonny hears differently… we waste 29 work days doing what?… Jonny plugs a diving center who gave him a discount and Robin calls them… Jennifer Anniston joined Instagram… now you can customize your Tesla… the science behind good photography… the top 5 restaurant etiquette tips… a new yoga craze… a caller has a question for Jonny about food etiquette… big news about Justin Trudeau… Robin's life hack for when you forget someone’s name… Snoop Dogg's birthday… a film from the 70s has Jonny’s name in… what lies do people say on their online dating profiles? Calm Larry’s guide to meeting the Queen… listening to what can boost your mind?… another reason NOT to get married… Kurt Cobain’s green sweater from the MTV unplugged show is for sale again… Nerd News… Jonny has a bit he's not sure about doing (but that’s what you listen for right?) AND THAT'S IT!