Robin & Jonny & the Worst of the Hi FM Morning Show

46 percent of people wish what hadn't been invented??… cinemas in America are banning this from screenings of Joker… if aliens contact us should we respond… how long does a day last on Venus… what high tempo music does to you… Disneyland has now gone vegan… a dude calls with a traffic suggestion… Jonny tries to do a funny bit but it backfires… what have a third of us broken up with someone over… good news if only one percent of people in the world like you… Jonny’s weak argument about Stranger Things… why is Sameera from Hala in really early… a guy was arrested for calling the police and doing what… Kanye West's new line of footwear… do you care about going grey… Japan dumping nuclear waste… the guys discuss how they like their chocolate… Vladimir Putin’s Birthday… the joke Robin can't tell… a listener calls wanting to know what Robins inappropriate joke was… did Oprah nearly die… Simon Cowell's birthday… what we crave 122 times a month… a Hanson brother was injured… the brain virus carried by mosquitos… Rambo is fighting his biggest ever battle… Jonny has a bit but he isn't too happy with his punchline… Robin has issues with someone who messaged in, so he phones them… what chocolate bar would you get rid of out of these?

World Farm Animal Day… why Sylvester Stallone nearly had a fight with Richard Gere… Jonny’s rubbish gag about Tyre Month… a very special Calm Larry investigation… a hospital makes a slight mistake with a woman… reaction to Renee Zellweger playing Judy Garland… why Jonny wasn’t let into a party at Halloween… do you want a celeb' to do a video message for you… Donald Trump’s impeachment... a French philosopher's trick for changing someone’s mind… Jonny has four terrible jokes… Calm Larry reviews Rambo: Last Blood… a listener has a genius radio idea… someone phones up to respond to the listener's genius radio idea… Jonny celebrates people called "Nigel"… the leaked Mark Zuckerberg audio… Jonny has a go at Robin for not using the correct term for a dwarf… Jonny tries to break a world record… someone calls a day late to play a suggested radio feature… Calm Larry has a quick calming tip… Zack Galifianakis’s birthday… how do you like your meat??… do you name your car??… Jonny’s idea for a brand new radio station… <>Robin is physically sick live on the radio… Robin tries to apologies for being sick on the radio… Robin screws up what could have been a really funny joke… Robin explains why women are genius’s AND I THINK THAT SHOULD BE YOUR LOT - TURN US OVER, WE'RE DONE!!!!

Jonny has beef with Robin for assaulting him with a cake… Sir David Attenborough tells us all about a show he's working on… Jonny tries to use Alexa to get another job… the genius idea if your children get into trouble a lot… Robin calls a girl who's celebrating her birthday… the guys missed something in a call from a listener, so they listen back… Adam Sandler’s new movie… Calm Larry has a special investigation into coat hangers… Venus was once habitable… what police in Estonia are doing to reduce speeding… a guy calls about the police in Estonia story… what do these 5 songs have in common… Jonny gets rumbled by Rachel from the Chris and Rachel show… traffic buster spots a pretty lady… Jonny's 5 random facts… a guy calls up and Robin gives him some free advertising… have you ever loaned money to friends or family??… an amazing story about a teacher going above and beyond… are you an optimist or a pessimist?... Calm Larry goes to the dentist… Jaden Smith's parents staged an intervention… if you don't want to sit next to a baby on a flight, Japan Airlines have you covered… Nerd News with Clarence and Desmond… a couple accused of abandoning their 9 year old daughter… A blast from the past calls up… International Podcast Day… the worlds strictest mum... I THINK THAT'S ABOUT ENOUGH DON'T YOU??

There could be a cure for the common cold!!… do women prefer a stomach or a six pack?… Kanye has new music… International Pirate Day… Jonny’s Mumsie is angry… this audio will mean you never watch a movie the same way again… clowns are looking at things the wrong way… Ivanka Trump and her daughter... Jonny did something Robin is seriously impressed with… Boring Mehrez has something to say about Jonny’s apparent music knowledge… Tinder has a new feature… songs Jonny hears differently… that Russian lab that exploded... what to put where your hand-brake used to be… the ultimate dad gift… who Beyoncé dressed up as… Jonny tried out the new alternative to anesthetic… something happened on the Chris and Rachel show, so Jonny and Robin investigate… Jonny met a couple who hates this thing about British people… Calm Larry goes for a run… Trump's new security advisor… UFOs are real according to the US navy… the guys call a guy who is like Jonny and breaks everything… what Donald Trump is blaming for making him look orange... what to eat if you like salt… Jonny's beef with the shop opposite the radio station… good news about Kevin Hart… that Area 51 thing happened... ANNNND JUST PRESS PLAY WOULD YA??

Calm Larry listens to the radio…Jonny loses it over a packet of crisps… Robin met a big fan of the show that mistakes Jonny’s surname… how's your mattress??… what the X button on the Playstation controller is actually called… Apple has a new thing called "slofies"… another hilarious joke about Apple's new iPhone… the new dating term that Jonny has never done… Jonny’s celebrity conspiracy theories… some idiots think doing this with their lips is a life hack… Jonny is getting old… smelling this will make you feel slimmer… Nerd News!!!… Jonny died in a dream… the man with two options… how’s your memory… do you like dressing up to go to a restaurant??… Calm Larry goes for a walk… Sony has a new Walkman… Jonny has some cream but doesn't know what it's for… the guys discuss how Superman would reveal his identity… the simple key to a happy marriage… the 73 year old woman who gave birth… would you prefer to get paid daily?… the hot new selfie pose… Calm Larry does some cooking… Robin dials the wrong number but has a chat with the guy anyway… the great new game just for the ladies… an apparent mix up at a fertility clinic… would you take your dog down the aisle when you get married??… how you take your coffee reveals your personality type. AND MAYBE SOME MORE BITS WE CROWBARRED IN TO MAKE THE TIME UP.

Jonny has a very forgetful day… the tortoise that sounds like Owen Wilson… are you a patient person?… Apple's new product launch… Jonny has a massive spot, and Robin makes fun of him for it… Ariana Grande news… should we binge watch tv… a guy steals an ATM by covering it what??… Jonny has beef with Chris and Rachel from afternoons on Hi FM… how a man from Florida thinks hurricanes can be stopped… do you do this when you order in Starbucks?... Calm Larry’s guide to small talk… is Jonny getting a new car?… scientists fly to Scotland to research the Loch Ness Monster… if pop stars released their own range of condiments… the three worst souvenirs you can buy… Calm Larry’s guide to dating… T Paul calls to remind Robin of a souvenir he bought him… what happened on this guy’s very first flying lesson… Robin catches Jonny flirting with the new girl, but Jonny argues he isn't… Britney Spears and custody of her children... the guys argue about the saying ‘it’s gone down the wrong way’… what selfies say about you… Robin has another mystery sound… Jonny's Older or Newer than Google quiz… WHAT YOU WANT MORE??? SUCKERS!! ;)

Jonny's misheard song lyrics… a listener has some misheard song lyrics of her own… what age should kids get their first smart phone?… the world's first floating nuclear reactor... the Lebanese grandmother mispronounces band names… was Steve Jobs spotted in Egypt?… Jonny has beef with the new girl… a creepy crawly living in a lady's ear… Nerd News!!!!… Robin gets a Whatsapp message asking what he’s up to at the weekend… Calm Larry has to go to work… the nanny job that really annoyed Robin… the story about an inflatable mix up… Robin apologises to Quasi from Hala… Jonny's story-time about a German kid… Jonny thanks Dolphin Villige with some rubbish jokes (and probably gets more free stuff for the plug!)… workers looking through the Hi FM window instead of taking care of scaffolding… Matthew McConaughey is a teacher… Tea Paul calls just to see how everyone is… Jonny’s tip for what to feed your dog… the stupid criminal that left a massive clue… Jonny was recognized in Jebel Sifah by a hot girl… how many people do you need to make a party?

The nice thing Robins wife tried to do for him, men will agree you don’t do this... the time Jonny met The Stig from Top Gear… Jonny reads a page from the Rough Guide to Oman… Jonny’s story about an open can of tuna… the new Rambo film… Robin's heartwarming rags to riches story… how do you eat potatoes… Calm Larry orders a KFC… Boring Mehrez talks about giant squirrels and the guys have no idea why… James Bond text fun and other jobs Bond could do… Jonny absolutely lost it, but he wouldn’t say why… the new Matrix movie… Jonny’s sleep survey… Jonny claims that doing cleaning is good for you… Calm Larry is in the kitchen… Robin calls someone because he is annoyed with someone at the Hi FM… a dose of highly intellectual Nerd News … A listener guesses what’s coming to Hi FM next week… Hasbro bought Death Row records… Spiderman news… Jonny says something Robin bet him he would say… Calm Larry is on a travellator… good news for people having kids… Grandpa has things to say about back to school… a guy calls and says who is his favorite out of Robin and Jonny… Robins parody of Bad Guy, it's Dad Guy… do you know someone that uses loads of emojis? AND PERHAPS SOME MORE BITS, DUNNO.

Robin and Jonny chat about their holiday… Robin suffers from 'Misophonia', do you?, have you heard of it?… a listener calls who also has Misophonia… the new Netflix show you'll want to watch… Calm Larry’s guide to being a footballer… Jonny fell while he was standing up doing absolutely NOTHING!!… how Jonny used to think radio worked… a couple's secret to their 68 year marriage!!… Jonny featured on the Chris Birks show and Robin has an issue with it… Jonny’s Scary Stats… people are receiving fewer face to face compliments… Robin breaks into the Hala studio and goes on air… someone calls to say welcome back to Robin and Jonny… things the guys missed while they were away on holiday… Calm Larry recites VERY calming song lyrics… The Aztec Death Whistle… Matt Damon’s tattoos… Donald Trump wants to buy Greenland… Jonny’s embarrassing lift story… Conor McGregor has been charged with assault… what Hugh Grant thinks his best film is… Robin is sickened by this marriage proposal… what household item this girl managed to tweet from… the Hungarian man who broke a world record… do delivery actually drivers eat your food??… the thieves who actually WANTED to be arrested!

Robin's little girl has a question for Jonny… Calm Larry's advice for being vegan… David Attenborough is annoyed about a 16 year old stealing his thunder!!!… Boring Mehrez calls and is annoyed with Jonny… a non-height related gag about Tom Cruise… HBO has responded to the calls to remake the last season of Game of Thrones… Jonny has a test for Robin… how Jonny's friend ruined the first dance at a wedding… the 6 year old earning over a million Rials a month (WTF!!!???)… Jonny and Robin argue about whether George Clooney was a good Batman… Calm Larry recites his favourite lyrics… Jonny complains about the lighting in the studio… Robin embarrasses himself mishearing something whilst buying a carpet… the smelly nappy story… Jonny's fascinating facts about Google Maps… how much would you pay to go to a wedding?… how a guy tried to get a flight attendant to go on a date with him… drones with flame throwers… did you have a favourite teacher?… Jonny and Robin argue about being ready… Donald Trump has invented a new word… R Kelly chatter... the Loch Ness Monster has been found… weird ice cream flavours.. AND MAYBE A FEW MORE BITS, DUNNO OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD THOUGH.