ROCK MORNINGS

ROCK MORNINGS

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  • Super Bowl recap!

    Well, it wasn't the outcome I was hoping for, but I did spend a full day with my wife & pets yesterday…enjoying lots of snacks, drinking a few beers, and yelling at the TV.

    Super Bowl 60 is in the books and congrats to the Seahawks on the victory.

    We recapped the game, the commercials, the musical performances, along with a bunch of other interesting stats and info.

    I actually took notes during the game to remind myself of the things I wanted to mention this morning.

    We let you know what's on TV today/tonight, and in the news…the latest on the disappearance of Savannah Guthrie's mother, the tragic deaths of Brad Arnold from "3 Doors Down" and Greg Brown of "CAKE".

    Elsewhere in sports, the Bucks have now won three in a row after beating Indiana on Friday, the Badgers lost to the Hoosiers on Saturday in overtime, an update on the US medal count at the Winter Olympics, and the terrible crash for Lindsey Vonn.

    Nikola Jokic is climbing the ranks of the NBA's greatest with another triple-double, a linebacker for the Falcons gets arrested for domestic abuse, the "hot mic" at the Olympics, and the Duke vs. UNC game.

    Remember the woman in Philly who had her car encased in ice after a water pipe burst? Well, she just got a new car thanks to Carvana. And check out this firefighter who rescued a bunch of puppies not too long ago and has now rescued two of them!

    With everything costing so much and all the holiday bills starting to roll in as we wait for our tax returns, it's a good opportunity for us to look at some ways to save money.

    And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about Angry Orchard looking to trade some cider for your ex's belongings, some "lawn-gerie" from Natty Light just in time for V-Day, a truck that was doing donuts on a frozen lake falls through the ice, a woman who threw lasagna in her husband's face because he was being a "bunghole", a man who murdered his ex and then broke down at the police station after he realized he wouldn't be able to play GTA 6 if he ends up in jail, and a crazy video of someone getting a back tattoo inside a Wendy's restaurant.

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    1 hr 31 min
  • LOTS of Super Bowl stuff. Frozen iguana pizza?

    No Jean again today, no problem! Gonna be almost 40° today, I've got live lobsters coming in from Maine for our Super Bowl feast, and a nap this afternoon.

    Speaking of the game on Sunday, we had a ton of Super Bowl stuff today, including:

    • An update on the Seahawks' Nick Emmanwori
    • Who is America rooting for?
    • Tom Brady's lack of rooting interest
    • The best & worst Super Bowl board numbers
    • Which states order the most pizza for the game
    • If you aren't watching the Super Bowl, what are you doing instead?

    In the news this morning, the latest on Savannah Guthrie's missing mother, the Wisconsin kayaker who faked his own death and fled the country in 2024 missed a court appearance earlier this week, the Minnesota DOT's "Name A Snowplow" contest is officially underway, and a nationwide recall on Chips Ahoy!

    We talked about what's on TV this weekend and what's new in theaters. Plus, a 40 year-old cassette tape was just found in an attic and it contains never-before-heard music from Ozzy Osbourne!

    Cool story about a woman's long-lost pen pal who is now her OB-GYN, and did you know that specially trained otters are being used to locate missing people?

    Elsewhere in sports, the Bucks take on the Pacers tonight and the Badgers play Indiana tomorrow. The NFL is going to Australia next season, and the Olympics have already begun…even though the opening ceremony isn't until later today. The US Women's hockey team got a big win yesterday, they've renamed the US hospitality house after some protests, and how much are the medals actually worth?

    Doc joined me just after 8am to talk NASCAR thanks to County Materials in Holmen.

    And in today's edition of "Bad New with Happy Music", we had stories about A.I. renting humans, people in #Florida are taking the frozen iguanas and making tacos & pizzas with them, a serial "defecator" in Wisconsin is finally caught, a woman suspected of DUI gets into a chase with the police and then dances after finally pulling over, and a fight about sticky buns.

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    1 hr 20 min
  • Super Bowl prop bets. Grant Bilse. Office Cora. Dixon Cider!

    Here it comes…the weekend. We've got some warmer temps ahead, the Super Bowl on Sunday, and I've got some fresh seafood getting delivered from Maine tomorrow!

    Obviously, I had a lot of Super Bowl stuff this morning…including some of the more interesting prop bets that are available, and a chat with Grant Bilse of the Wisco Sports Show who is in California all this week for the coverage of the big game on Sunday.

    Also talked to Office Cora just after 8am this morning to see what she's up to this weekend in the 715. And even though Jean's out today, Cora & I asked each other hypothetical questions.

    Mine was: "Would you rather get unlimited free tickets to any shows you want to go to for an entire year, or tour the world for one year with your favorite band?"

    Cora's was: "What sport would you want to play in the Olympics?"

    In the news this morning, the latest on Savannah Guthrie's missing mother, a recall on honey, Pizza Hut is closing hundreds of it's locations, and a 150 year-old bottle of booze was recently unearthed.

    In sports, the Bucks won their 2nd in a row last night against the Pelicans, the Badger men's basketball team plays this Saturday against Indiana, the results of yesterday's NASCAR race at Bowman-Gray stadium, and a Lions fan is suing DK Metcalf for defamation.

    Talked about what's on TV today/tonight and I also discussed a possible NEW documentary about Joe Exotic.

    Cool story about a guy who was remodeling his house & found something interesting under the floors. Plus, a couple of recent college grads have designed a special hat to protect the ears & hearing of premature babies.

    Elsewhere in sports, the Olympic hockey rink STILL isn't finished, and the Olympic ski-jumpers will now have microchips in their suits to help curb cheating.

    And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", I had stories about a former Little Caesar's employee who broke into his former place of employment to make some pizzas, a woman who got trapped in a malfunctioning car wash, a mom who "needed a night out" and left her 3 year-old home alone, a horrific scene at an Olive Garden in Pennsylvania, and a condo place that's testing dog shit for DNA to try & identify who isn't picking up their dog waste.

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    1 hr 31 min
  • Etiquette tips. When did you realize you weren't young anymore?

    Hump day is here and we're looking at another high in the mid-20's today. Likely going to be in the upper 30's by tomorrow.

    Jean's final day in the studio this week as she's off on Thursday & Friday.

    In the news this morning, Minute Maid announced that they are discontinuing their canned & frozen juices after EIGHTY years, the latest on the disappearance of Savannah Guthrie's mom, more legislation introduced in Wisconsin for the legalization of marijuana, and the famous bald eagles in CA unfortunately lost two eggs.

    In sports, the Bucks finally got a win last night over the Bulls, the Badgers play at home against Indiana on Saturday morning, no trade for Giannis just yet but James Harden is on the move, the results of last night's Pro Bowl, and Robert Kraft…much like Bill Belichick, won't be getting into the Hall of Fame this year.

    We talked about what's on TV today/tonight and we discussed the possibility that Ozzfest returns in 2027! And if you've always wanted to own a home made famous by a TV show, you're in luck! The house from "Breaking Bad" just got a major price-slash! Also, it looks like we're getting some new episodes of MST3K thanks to a VERY successful crowd-funding campaign.

    Elsewhere in sports, the College Football Playoff schedule for the next two years gets released with some noticeable changes, the American flag-bearers at the Olympics get named, and Lindsey Vonn is planning on competing in Milan despite having suffered some major damage to her left knee. And speaking of the Olympics, our favorite event at the upcoming Winter games is apparently snowboarding.

    Cool story about a teacher in Michigan who just set a Guinness World Record for the "longest career as a language teacher".

    What are some etiquette tips that we should all know?

    We talked about the moment we realized we weren't young anymore.

    And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a new beer brewed with an extremely bizarre ingredient, a moron in Massachusetts who tried to melt ice on his roof with a blowtorch, a guy in Indy who robbed a Taco Bell with some pruning shears, a #FloridaWoman who's in trouble after her kid showed up to kindergarten with a gun in their backpack, a deer that crashed through a living-room window of a home in #Florida, and a cop that went above & beyond to catch a stolen-bike suspect.

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    1 hr 34 min
  • Luxury items. Worst Super Bowl halftime shows. A WWI shell in a very uncomfortable place.

    Here we are, with six more weeks of winter to look forward to, according to the Groundhog.

    In the news this morning, Chuck Negron of Three Dog Night died, they're charging money to take selfies at the Trevi Fountain, and Wordle is now reusing words.

    In sports, the Bucks play tonight against the Bulls, the Badgers take on Indiana on Saturday, the NFL is going to reevaluate the "Rooney Rule" after the most recent round of coaching hires, the Saints are going to be playing in Paris next season, and a college basketball coach gets arrested on the court right after a game.

    We talked about what's on TV today/tonight & what's new on New Release Tuesday.

    Great story about a kid in Australia who saved his family from drowning, and Google Translate recently helped deliver a baby in New Jersey!

    Grant Bilse from the Wisco Sports Show joined us live from the Super Bowl. In other Super Bowl news, a look at the record amount of money people are wagering on the game, and a list of the worst halftime performances.

    Apparently, there's a new TikTok health "hack" involving hot water. And speaking of a trying to get healthy, check out this guy who's locking himself in his room for an entire year and streaming it.

    Have you seen McDonald's is releasing caviar for your nuggets on Valentine's Day? What's a luxury you could never give up once you've experienced it?

    And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy on meth who stole a couple of airplanes, a naked man on a Universal Studios tour, another naked guy on a plane, a couple who's suing a fertility clinic, and a hospital that had to be evacuated after a guy showed up with a WWII bomb in his ass.

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    1 hr 28 min
  • Groundhog Day! What is "Cigarette Mom Rock"?

    Here we are…back at work. Another weekend in the books. Another few days closer to spring!

    It's Groundhog Day…again. And we talked about Punxsutawney Phil and what his prediction was this morning. Plus, the latest on the deaths of Catherine O'Hara & Grady Desmond Wilson.

    In sports, the Bucks continue to struggle without Giannis and lost to the Celtics yesterday, the Badger men's basketball team beat Ohio State this weekend, the Super Bowl is just days away but we've got the Pro Bowl coming up tomorrow night if anyone cares, a goalie fight in the NHL last night, and PG-13 gets suspended from the NBA.

    We recapped last night's Grammy awards and let you know what's on TV today/tonight.

    Cool story about a woman's porch crockpot that is extremely valuable, and a mystery record found in a music store is going viral.

    Elsewhere in sports, the latest on the coaching hires in the NFL, including the firing of the Vikings GM. A recap of the Royal Rumble from Saturday afternoon, the Seahawks are apparently going to be for sale after the Super Bowl, and a soccer league is looking for help in cracking down on illegal streamers!

    Have you heard about "Cigarette Mom Rock"??? It's apparently the alternative to "Divorced Dad Rock".

    And everyone was talking about the boxer who lost his toupee during a fight.

    In today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a couple in New Mexico that robbed a sex shop, an idiot in Indiana who tried to thaw the gas line in his home with a blowtorch, a woman in North Carolina who got popped for DUI while doing over 100mph with an unrestrained baby in the vehicle, a guy in Texas who killed another man after arguing about French fries, a flight from LA to Manila that suffered a complete bathroom failure, and a woman's car that got completely covered in ice.

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    1 hr 15 min
  • The hairdo lady. Things to look forward to in February. Doc's Racing Report!

    What a week! It's finally come to an end, and looks like we might get some snow on Sunday.

    On the show today, Doc joined us just after 8am for his first Racing Report of the year thanks to County Materials in Holmen.

    And with February beginning on Sunday, we hooked you up with a list of things to look forward to in the next month.

    In sports, the Bucks lost to the Wizards last night, the Badgers play tomorrow against Ohio State, legendary Notre Dame coach Lou Holtz is in hospice care, Patrick Kane sets an NHL record, and Olympic gold medalist Sha'Carri Richardson is arrested in Florida.

    We told you what's on TV this weekend and what's new in theaters. Also, check out this new dating show coming out on Netflix where people don't reveal their ages to the prospective dates.

    Apparently, there's a new sub-genre of Rock music that's taking the world by storm and it's a rival to "Divorced Dad Rock". They're calling it "Cigarette Mom Rock".

    Elsewhere in sports, a couple of the NFL Hall of Fame voters have stepped forward to reveal why they didn't vote for Bill Belichick on his first ballot, and Caitlin Clark is continuing to expand her portfolio.

    Another day, another rescue on the ice. This time, it's a dog that fell through the ice on a frozen lake in St. Louis that was saved by the fire department. And a high school senior from Minnesota is in the news for paying for a woman's shopping items after her card got declined at a Walmart.

    With the weather being so cold recently, we discussed some car hacks you might want to try.

    Check out this list of disgusting habits that most of us secretly think are normal.

    And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a dude who got crushed TWICE in the back of a garbage truck but survived, a snowplow driver in Philly who's in trouble for intentionally burying people's cars with snow, a woman's cream cheese review that went viral because of her majestical hair, and a #FloridaMan who used fake movie money to buy flowers & chocolates for a stripper he was in love with.

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    1 hr 37 min
  • Hypothetical Thursday. Brian's zip-up hoodie. Soda jingles.

    Another day, another high of 14° today.

    It's Thursday, so that means we asked each other Hypothetical questions.

    Brian's question was the classic "Trolley dilemma"

    Jean's was: "Would you rather be completely alone all the time or have people around all the time?"

    Also on Thursdays, we talk to Office Cora to find out what she's up to in the 715 this weekend. Today, she also recapped her experience at last weekend's Riverfront Revolt.

    In the news this morning, a candidate for Governor of WI has dropped out of the race, a lawsuit involving Costco's rotisserie chicken, a recall on Gerber biscuits, and UPS is cutting a bunch of jobs nationwide.

    In sports, the Badgers overcame a 20-point deficit to beat the Gophers last night, the Bucks are in Washington tonight, Giannis trade rumors are starting to really heat up with the NBA trade deadline looming, the Browns have hired a new head coach, and another golfer is leaving LIV and heading back to the PGA tour.

    We talked about what's on TV today/tonight and discussed Neilsen's 2025 year-end streaming numbers.

    A guy in Wisconsin was rescued by some strangers after he fell through the ice on a lake while trying to ice fish, and a snowplow driver cleared the way for a woman to get her baby to the hospital in Cincinnati during a snow storm.

    Elsewhere in sports, the Duke QB officially transfers to Miami, the giant amount of money expected to be wagered on the Super Bowl, and a "cursed" NBA game!!!

    Google recently released some stats on what kind of winter-related searches were popular during the last few weeks, and a viral jingle for Dr. Pepper has inspired many other people to try and create jingles for their favorite sodas.

    And in today's episode of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy who cut off his own foot to get into medical school, a substitute teacher in Las Vegas who got fired after using the N-word during a class, a bunch of sewage is flowing into the Potomac River and creating a "geyser of poop", a #FloridaMan who was trying to toughen up his kid, and another #FloridaMan who was banging his vacuum in the middle of the street in broad daylight.

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    1 hr 35 min
  • Chili. Super Bowl stuff. How much ketchup is too much ketchup?

    Getting over the hump & heading towards the weekend!

    Weather slightly improving…might see temps in the mid-20's by Sunday.

    In the news this morning, the Doomsday Clock moves closer to midnight, a recall on K-Cups, a man is arrested after spraying a substance on Ilhan Omar, the guy from "The Blind Side" is on life support, and the Doomsday mom who allegedly abducted her kids has been arrested and the kids were found in a Croatian orphanage.

    In sports, Bill Belichick does NOT get the call to the Hall of Fame, the Bucks lost to the 76ers last night, the Badgers play tonight against Minnesota, Matthew Stafford talks about his possible retirement, Mac McClung won't participate in this year's NBA All-Star dunk competition, and the big bets are already rolling in on the Super Bowl.

    We let you know what's on TV today/tonight and we also found out when the final episode of the "Late Show with Stephen Colbert" is going to happen. Plus, a new "Faces of Death" movie is coming to theaters later this year.

    Elsewhere in sports, the Bills hire a new head coach, the vest that Mike Ditka wore in Super Bowl XX against the Patriots is up for auction, and speaking of the Pats…neither they nor the Seahawks will be practicing near that power substation before the upcoming Super Bowl.

    Have you heard of "Friction-Maxxing"?? It's a term for life becoming too easy because of A.I. and technology.

    Heart-warming story about a GoFundMe that was set up to help a 92 year-old woman who was still working to pay her bills.

    Did you see the KegChup dispenser that Heinz is unleashing? You can't buy it yet, but you could try to win one.

    A guy recently lost a bet and his punishment is eating nothing buy Wendy's chili for breakfast, lunch, & dinner for an entire month! No crackers, no cheese…just chili.

    With the Super Bowl just a week & a half away, there's plenty of stuff to talk about…including the interesting connection between the Seattle Seahawks and the Pope.

    And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a toddler who flew out of a moving vehicle and almost got run over, a wild video of a ceiling collapse at a hotel in Oklahoma, a Japanese bar that's for people who are thinking about quitting their jobs & apparently the drinks are free, a local wrestler who's in some hot water for a recent gimmick, and a #FloridaMan who got popped for DUI after he was driving his car around while it was on fire.

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    1 hr 31 min
  • Hiding rubber ducks. A museum of failures. Grant Bilse!

    Another cold one in the dairy state.

    In the news this morning, an update on former Nickelodeon star Tylor Chase, the latest on the deadly plane crash in Maine, recently arrested Ryan Wedding appears in court, and Yuengling Beer is back in WI!

    In sports, the Bucks take on the 76ers tonight, an update on Giannis' injury, the Badger men's basketball team faces Minnesota tomorrow night, Shedeur Sanders is going to the Pro Bowl, and Philip Rivers withdraws from the Bills' head coaching search.

    We let you know what's on TV today/tonight and we also looked at the new Netflix documentary on the 1980 US Olympic hockey team.

    Great story about a group of high school kids who fix old cars and donate them to single moms. And check out this cat that walked 155 miles to get back home after going missing.

    Grant Bilse of the Wisco Sports show joined us to talk about his reaction to the AFC & NFC Championship games, and his thoughts on the Freddy Peralta trade.

    Have you seen this museum of personal failures? All sorts of interesting stuff on display.

    An online debate is raging right now about a couple that hid a bunch of rubber ducks around their house to test a cleaning service.

    Elsewhere in sports, is there a new conspiracy in the NFL? And a family is suing Aramark & the Houston Texans.

    And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a new law going into effect in South Carolina that could fine you for having too much trash in your vehicle, a #FloridaWoman who poured bleach in her roommate's pasta dish, a guy who shot at a snowplow driver, a dude who stole $400,000 worth of smart toilets, and another dude who farted on some cops while getting arrested.

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    1 hr 29 min

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