ROCK MORNINGS

ROCK MORNINGS

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  • Grant Bilse! What sound instantly makes you angry? 90% of people experience "work meeting hangovers"

    It's Christmas Eve Eve…aka FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!

    Bust out your metal pole & air some grievances with all the people who have disappointed you this year.

    Started the morning with the Tuesday song and some grievances of our own.

    In the news, there was no Powerball winner again last night, a recall on a pain-relieving ointment sold nationwide at both Walmart & Target, and the Wisconsin teacher who sexually assaulted an 11 year-old student gets sentenced.

    In sports, we recapped last night's MNF matchup between the 49ers & Colts, took a look at this week's schedule, and also talked about the upcoming College Football Bowl games. Plus, the Badgers men's basketball team got back on track with a win over Central Michigan last night, while the Bucks try to get a win tonight.

    Speaking of the NFL schedule, we took a look at how we did with our Pigskin Picks for Week 16, and since Jean won't be here tomorrow, we made our Week 17 picks today.

    Grant Bilse of the Wisco Sports show joined us just after 8am to discuss his holiday plans and also talk a bit about the Packers devastating few weeks.

    We talked about what's on TV today/tonight and we also let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday.

    Cool story about a chef at a seafood restaurant in Florida that saved a regular customer's life after he stopped showing up.

    A recent study revealed that 90% of people experience "work meeting hangovers".

    What's a sound that angers you the instant you hear it?

    And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a woman who was allegedly eaten by a shark, a really bad date, a #FloridaWoman who exposed herself to several children, and a school in NY that installed a "time-out" box.

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    1 hr 37 min
  • Something you tried once & immediately knew it wasn't for you. Christmas songs that sync up with your Zodiac sign.

    Holy crap, it's Christmas week!

    We've got lots of holiday stuff to get to over the next three days. Today we discussed a Christmas tradition in Spain that you may want to add to your family's. And which Christmas song "sings to the spirit" of your Zodiac sign?

    In the news this morning, an update on the deadly shooting on Bondi Beach, more info about the Brown University shooter, actor James Ransone died over the weekend, and nobody won the Powerball jackpot on Saturday…so tonight's jackpot is worth $1.6 billion!

    \In sports, the Packers lost to the Bears on Saturday, a look at the scores from the rest of Week 16 in the NFL…and a look at who's in the playoffs as of today. The Bucks slide continued last night with a loss to the T-Wolves, the Badger men's basketball team lost on Friday night to Villanova, and a check on today's Bowl Games.

    Elsewhere in sports, Jake Paul got his ass beat over the weekend, Sidney Crosby keeps moving up the all-time list of NHL scorers, and a new billboard in Cincy wants to fire EVERYONE!

    We let you know what's on TV today/tonight and we also had a great story about a lost dog that was reunited with his loving family just in time for Christmas!

    What's something you tried once and immediately knew it wasn't for you?

    Hilarious "hot-mic" moment for the Philadelphia Flyers radio broadcast team that resulted in a suspension.

    And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a #FloridaWoman who is accused of killing not one…but TWO of her ex-husbands, an engineer who is suing his former employer after being fired for taking really long bathroom breaks, a wild video of a shoplifter at a Walmart who pulled a gun and attempted to shoot a police officer, and two teens are indicted on the murder of a 14 year-old girl.

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    1 hr 28 min
  • The worst gifts. Travel tips from the TSA. RIP, Greg Biffle.

    The last full week of work in 2025 comes to an end today!

    We'll be around next Monday through Wednesday, but we'll both be off on Christmas & the day after. Same thing the following week for New Year's.

    In the news this morning, an absolute tragedy involving NASCAR Champion Greg Biffle & his family as they all died in a plane crash yesterday along with three others. Also in the news, the Brown University shooter has been found dead in NH, Wisconsin judge Hannah Dugan was found guilty of obstruction. And in more positive news…the $1.5 Billion Powerball drawing is tomorrow!

    To talk a bit more about the Greg Biffle disaster, we got Doc on the phone just after 8am, thanks to County Materials in Holmen.

    Elsewhere in sports, Week 16 in the NFL kicked off last night with a thrilling win in overtime for the Seahawks, the Bucks lost to the Raptors last night, the Badger volleyball team's run to a championship came to an end at the hands of Kentucky last night, and the Badger men's basketball team takes on Villanova tonight in Milwaukee.

    We also talked about the Bowl Game schedule and the entertainment at February's NBA All-Star weekend. Plus, more details about the firing of Ohio University's coach, and the details on next year's "Patriot Games".

    We let you know what's on TV and in theaters this weekend, and if you're planning on traveling for the holidays…here's some solid advice from the TSA.

    Discussed some of the worst gifts to get during the holidays.

    Had a story about a grandmother in Virginia who's trying to track down a woman who performed life-saving CPR on her back in November after she suffered a heart attack while in a park. And God bless strippers! They do the Lord's work!

    And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy on the run from the cops who hid in a nativity scene, a trucker who found a bunch of cocaine in his truck, a grocery store in Montreal that was robbed by a bunch of people dressed as Santas & elves, a baby Jesus statue from a town's nativity scene was stolen & then returned, and a former trooper in Missouri admitted trying to find nude pics on the phones of women he'd pull over.

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    1 hr 35 min
  • The benefits of caroling. Hypothetical Thursday. Office Cora!

    The weather continues to be nice today with a high near mid-40! I'm planning on shutting my heat off this afternoon and opening some windows!

    On the show today…no winner for the Powerball jackpot last night means it's gonna be almost $1.5 BILLION for Saturday's drawing, a delay for the destruction of the Lansing Bridge, the latest on Morgan Geyser, and a recall on some salad dressing!

    In sports, Week 16 in the NFL kicks off tonight, Bucks take on the Raptors tonight, Badger Women's volleyball squares up against Kentucky in the Final Four later this evening, the Badger men's basketball team is off until tomorrow, and a look at the upcoming Bowl schedule.

    We talked to Office Cora this morning to see what she's up to in the 715 this weekend, and we let you know what's on TV today/tonight. Plus, Survivor is celebrating it's 50th season by hiding immunity idols in every state as part of a contest

    Lots of Christmas/Holiday stuff this morning including a ranking of the most iconic Christmas movie characters, which Christmas song "sings to the spirit" of your Zodiac sign, the ways that caroling is good for you, and a bottle-fed reindeer that's now a house pet!

    It's also "Hypothetical Thursday" and Jean's question for Brian was: "Which Christmas movie character would you be?", while Brian's question for Jean was: "Would you rather have to sing a solo while caroling with friends or be able to stay in the back of the group...but in your bra & underwear?"

    Also had a heart-warming story about a dog that recently had a litter of eleven puppies who still had room for one more, and a fantastic story about some retired teachers in Minnesota who are writing uplifting letters to kid who are battling cancer.

    Elsewhere in sports, the Bears may be moving to Indiana, the Dolphins have benched Tua, the head coach of Ohio is essentially fired, and Doug Gottlieb is leaving his radio program to focus on his coaching duties in Green Bay.

    And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about some free weed outside a high school in California, a guy who followed his GPS down a boat ramp and into a lake, a woman who was arrested for putting razor blades in loaves of bread at Walmart, a camel that was part of a church's nativity scene who kicked a woman, a fake robbery, and getting your ChatGPT "high".

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    1 hr 35 min
  • Best cities to celebrate Christmas. Brian's favorite Christmas songs. Week 16 Pigskin Picks.

    Got my truck washed yesterday. The massive pile of snow at the end of my driveway is basically gone now, and all the dog shit in my backyard that was once hidden by snow is now visible.

    Gonna work on that later today.

    In the news this morning, Nick Reiner gets officially charged for the murder of his parents, the massive Powerball jackpot could be won tonight, President Donald Trump will deliver a speech from the Oval Office tonight, and a recall on Danone ice cream.

    In sports, a look at the Week 16 NFL schedule, the Bucks play tomorrow night at home against the Raptors, the Badger men's basketball team is off until Friday, the Badger women's volleyball team plays tomorrow night in the Final Four, and a look at today's Bowl Games.

    We let you know what's on TV today/tonight and talked about yesterday's trailer release for Steven Spielberg's new UFO movie.

    The hero of the Bondi Beach shooting tragedy is still recovering from his injuries, and a GoFundMe to support him just passed the $2 million mark. Firefighters in Arizona recently saved a dog who got stuck in a canal. And check out this dude's world-record snow globe collection!

    Elsewhere in sports, the man who drove through a crowd of Liverpool fans during a victory parade gets sentenced, a high school basketball coach calls it quits because of the parents of his players, and Mick Foley parts ways with the WWE over their relationship with President Trump.

    Christmas is now eight days away and we talked about WalletHub's list of the "Best Cities To Celebrate Christmas". We also looked at another list of the "Best Holiday Songs" and Brian came up with his own top ten:

    1 - Wham - "Last Christmas"
    2 - Brenda Lee - "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree"
    3 - Bobby Helms - "Jingle Bell Rock"
    4 - Bing Crosby - "White Christmas"
    5 - Burl Ives - "A Holly, Jolly Christmas"
    6 - Run DMC - "Christmas in Hollis"
    7 - The Waitresses - "Christmas Wrapping"
    8 - Gene Autry - "Here Comes Santa Claus"
    9 - Darlene Love - "Christmas(Baby Please Come Home)"
    10 - Augie Rios - "Donde Esta Santa Claus"

    With family & friends coming over to visit and possible stay at your house, is there a point when someone can overstay their welcome?

    After Jean finally picked more correct than Brian during Week 15 of the NFL season, we made our Week 16 Pigskin Picks just after 8am!

    A new dating trend is making it's way across the internet. Apparently, some people are letting their parents run their profiles on various dating apps.

    And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a #FloridaWoman who stole a U-Haul truck to go to a previous hearing at court, a woman in California who claims a delivery driver stole her cat off her front porch, a woman who claims she's getting backlash for purchasing "Angel Tree" gifts from a dollar store, and a guy in Denver who took a naked joyride in a cop car.

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    1 hr 31 min
  • Jean finally picks more correct games than Brian. Grant Bilse said "undies".

    I can't wait to get this truck in the car wash later today. Likely gonna run it through again tomorrow & Thursday as well.

    In the news this morning, the latest on the death of Rob Reiner & his wife, and the latest on the Brown University shooting. Plus, no winner for the Powerball jackpot last night, and a recall on a nasal spray.

    In sports, the results of last night's Monday Night Football game, a look at Week 16 in the NFL, updates on Micah Parsons & Patrick Mahomes, the Badger women's volleyball team plays on Thursday, Cooper Flagg set a new NBA record, and Philip Rivers will start for Indy again this weekend.

    We talked about what's on TV today/tonight and let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday.

    An update on the raccoon that broke into a liquor store and got smashed, and a #FloridaMan who converted his 5-acre property into a massive Christmas display.

    Today is "National Chocolate-Covered Anything Day", and we took a look at America's favorited chocolate-covered items.

    We looked at the results of our Week 15 Pigskin Picks and we talked to Grant Bilse from the Wisco Sports Show.

    Check out this breakdown of the Grinch's anatomy!

    And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a woman who stole a leg of lamb and used it as a weapon, a family that has been getting hundreds of packages delivered that are meant for a nearby hotel, a company that developed a "Tinder for Kids" app, and a #FloridaMan who was running naked through an intersection and got hit by a car.

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    1 hr 28 min
  • Our favorite holiday foods. Puffy nips. Facts about "Home Alone"

    After a brutally cold weekend, the temps are going to be improving this week.

    A bit chilly today, but highs near 40 degrees the rest of the week.

    In the news today, nobody won the Powerball jackpot on Saturday with another drawing tonight, Rob Reiner & his wife are found dead in their home, the latest on the shooting at Brown University over the weekend, and the latest on the Bondi Beach shooting as well.

    In sports, the Packers lost to the Broncos yesterday and Micah Parsons appeared to suffer an ACL injury. Patrick Mahomes also went down with an ALC injury yesterday. The Bucks got trounced by the Nets and the Badger women's volleyball team is into the Final Four!

    We talked about what's on TV today/tonight and we discussed how pop music has gotten darker over the last 50 years.

    Also discussed some of our favorite holiday foods!

    Elsewhere in sports, the Heisman Trophy was awarded over the weekend, the Brew Crew made a trade and the Badger men's basketball team is off until later this week.

    A list of some facts about "Home Alone" that you might not know, and speaking of being "home alone"...a breakdown of PornHub's year-in-review!

    Wonderful story about a farmer's widow who got some serious help from the community when she needed it the most. And another fun story about a guy who had a very interesting proposal for his fiancé.

    And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a stolen car that got towed, a brawl at a Whole Foods, an update on the DoorDash driver who allegedly pepper-sprayed a couple's food after dropping it off, and a guy who got stuck on his roof while leaf-blowing.

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    1 hr 19 min
  • Getting into the holiday spirit. Christmas movie or not?

    Happy Friday, yo! Enjoy the balmy temps before the really cold stuff shows up tonight & throughout the weekend. Thankfully, it looks like it's going to rebound next week & get back into the upper-30's.

    In the news this morning, we talked about tomorrow's massive Powerball drawing, a "Viagra for women" is apparently available,

    In sports, Week 15 in the NFL kicked off last night with the Falcons upsetting the Bucs, a look at the rest of this weekend's NFL schedule, a win over the Celtics for the Bucks last night, the Badger women's volleyball team is getting ready to face #2 Stanford this afternoon, and the latest on Sherrone Moore.

    We let you know what's on TV this weekend and what's new in theaters. Plus, Doc joined us just after 8am thanks to County Materials in Holmen to talk about the NASCAR lawsuit getting settled yesterday, and to talk about the bus trip he's hosting later this month!

    A whole bunch of grandmas baked thousands of cookies to set a new world-record for a cookie exchange. And speaking of grannies…did you see the one who almost burned her house down when she lit her cake on fire? It's an absolutely WILD video!

    Just in case you still aren't in the holiday spirit, we gave you a few quick & simple ways to try & increase your festive mood. Plus, a list of movies that COULD possibly be considered "Christmas movies".

    Elsewhere in sports, an update on the condition of Commanders QB Jayden Daniels, the Army/Navy game is tomorrow and so is the first bowl game of the season. And John Cena's "final" match is also happening tomorrow!

    And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a DoorDash driver that sprayed something on a couple's order after dropping off their food, several people got busted after using kids to bring counterfeit $20 bills into stores to get actual change, a guy is facing numerous charges after his kid brought some crack-cocaine to school, a guy in NJ who rescued a neighbor from a house fire & is now being charged in their death, and a woman who drank another person's blood after killing them.

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    1 hr 35 min
  • Shorts in the winter. Break-up day. Hypothetical Thursday. The return of Office Cora!

    Not terrible today. Might see some more flurries tomorrow morning, then the really cold weather batters the area with high temps in the single digits.

    We kicked things off with a holiday version of the Thursday Song and discussed our favorite apps for "National App Day". Plus, a list of the most downloaded apps of 2025!

    In sports, the Badgers got thrashed by Nebraska last night, the Bucks are at home against the Celtics tonight, and Week 15 in the NFL kicks off tonight with Thursday Night Football. Wild story dropping yesterday afternoon as Michigan head coach Sherrone Moore gets fired for having an inappropriate relationship with a staff member and then gets arrested for alleged assault!

    We talked about what's on TV today/tonight, and we also discussed a new documentary coming out from HBOMAX that discusses how music for kids became extremely popular while being hated by adults.

    It's not only "National App Day", but it's also Hypothetical Thursday. And Brian started with his question for Jean: " "

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    We also talked to Office Cora today about her holiday bus trip to Nashville and what she's up to in this weekend in the 715.

    Elsewhere in sports, Pete Alonso signs with the Orioles, the Brewers are named the MLB Organization of the Year for the fifth time, and a new food item is making it's debut at the Citrus Bowl.

    Check out where Wisconsin ranked on a new list of the most dangerous states to be in during the holidays!

    Apparently, some people on the internet are shocked to find out that lots of men wear shorts year-round. And today is also the most popular day of the year to break up with someone.

    And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a woman in Dallas who set a house on fire & then stabbed the fire hoses that the firefighters were using to battle the flames, three self-driving Waymo cars mucked up traffic by getting into an accident with each other, someone in New Hampshire had their Christmas inflatables shot at, a guy in Louisiana was shot in the legs by his wife's boyfriend who then ran off with the woman, and a BMW thief claimed that he teleported into the vehicle!

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    1 hr 34 min
  • Brian's war on almonds. Week 15 Pigskin Picks. Christmas movie tropes.

    Hump Day is here and we're once again digging out. Feels like we've gotten some snow almost every day for the last week.

    It was that heavy, wet stuff last night. Yuck.

    In the news this morning, an update on tonight's Powerball drawing, some new license plates in WI, a person in Door County was trying to use a flashlight for a headlight on their vehicle, and a social media ban for kids in Australia.

    Lots of stuff going on this morning! We let you know what's on TV today/tonight and we talked about how movie theaters can help increase attendance in the future. Plus, we made our Week 15 Pigskin Picks!

    Speaking of Week 15, we took a look at the NFC North schedule for this weekend's action. And also in sports, the Badger men's basketball team takes on undefeated Nebraska tonight, the Bucks are at home against the Celtics tomorrow night, Philip Rivers is officially on the Colts again, Trey Hendrickson had surgery earlier this week and is done for the season, Kyle Schwarber gets a deal from the Phillies and Edwin Diaz is moving to L.A.

    Talked about some "Soft Skills" that can help you get a job in the new year. And a list of common tropes in Christmas movies and how to avoid them.

    This time of year, it's important to remember that you should try to shovel out the fire hydrants in your neighborhood, like this 9 year-old in Iowa. And a NYC doorman is going viral for collecting toys & warm clothing for people in need during the holiday season.

    Elsewhere in sports, the White Sox scored the #1 overall pick in the upcoming MLB draft, the NHL players might skip the 2026 Olympics if they don't think the ice is safe enough, and the Notre Dame AD is getting called out by the Big 12 Commissioner.

    New term for people who aren't quite a full introvert or extrovert. We're supposed to call them "otroverts" now.

    And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy in Oklahoma who tried to rob a liquor store with an interesting weapon, a 64 year-old man who's known for playing Santa Claus that just got busted for kiddie porn, a #FloridaWoman who got arrested for DUI and tried to hide a bunch of pills in her vagina, a deer that broke into a Christmas store & got stuck in a chair, and the results of GameStop's "Trade Anything Day".

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    1 hr 33 min

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