ROCK MORNINGS

ROCK MORNINGS

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  • Could your nightmares kill you?

    Boy did it come down yesterday! More rain possible today…and much cooler with a high of just 79°.

    On the show this morning, we let you know what's on TV later today and what's new on DVD for New Release Tuesday. Plus, we talked to Grant Bilse from the Wisco Sports Show just after 8am.

    In the news this morning, the latest on the Iran situation, fired UWL Chancellor Joe Gow is set for his day in court, a Woodman's store in Madison saw it's roof collapse last night, Elijah Vue's father wants a new trial, and the undocumented immigrant in the Hannah Dugan case is getting deported.

    In sports, the Brewers started their series with the Pirates last night, the NBA Draft begins tomorrow night, Jrue Holiday is on the move, and the US soccer team wrapped up the CONCACAF Gold Cup Group Stage.

    Elsewhere in sports, season 2 of the Netflix show "Quarterback" is returning, and after OKC's win in the NBA Finals, the odds for the favorite to win it all next season have been updated.

    We talked about an inspiring 100 year-old woman who's still hitting it hard at the gym, and a heroic 4 year-old who helped save her teacher when she suffered a seizure.

    We've all heard the urban legend that if you die in a dream, you die in real life….well, a new study reveals that having frequent nightmares could actually be killing you!

    Record heat throughout the area has caused a bunch of roads to buckle, and one of these incidents is going viral because the pavement was caught buckling just as a car was driving over it, sending the vehicle airborne!

    And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", a family is upset that a large inheritance is going to a male escort…rather than the family, a beekeeper released a swarm of bees to attack police when they pulled him over, a #FloridaMan who broke into a vacant home to avoid going home to his angry wife, an a rumor about Ric Flair is making it's way around the internet.

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    1 hr 21 min
  • Brian is back from Summer Jam & recaps the weekend.

    Welcome back to reality.

    After a long weekend filled with live music, beers, and sweltering heat…we are back in the studio on a Monday morning.

    In the news today, the latest on the US & Iran, an attempted shooting at a church in Michigan, a new Miss Wisconsin, a warning about your passwords, and a Wisconsin couple who allegedly plotted to kill people by using dating app hookups.

    In sports, the Brewers remain hot by sweeping the Twins, the Thunder win the NBA Championship, LSU wins the College World Series, yesterday's NASCAR results, and Kevin Durant is moving again.

    Elsewhere in sports, Jon "Bones" Jones announces his retirement, the Stanley Cup ratings dropped this year, and the Badgers drop their lawsuit against Miami.

    We let you know what's on TV tonight and talked about Nick Cannon's kids. Apparently, he can't remember them all, either.

    Brian recapped his weekend…go back & forth from La Crosse to Eau Claire.

    A lost chicken was rescued after it was found wandering outside BWW, and a foul-mouthed parrot is getting a lot of attention.

    We discussed a list of the top perks that potential employees are looking for from a job, and we also heard about a new A.I. called "Cluely" that allegedly helps people "cheat" on all sorts of things.

    A woman is going viral for her unusual birthday gift.

    Chip Caray had an "oops" this past weekend.

    And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a lawsuit involving a Chucky doll, a really drunk guy in Fresno, a lawyer who called a judge "Honey", a woman in Iowa burning American flags, & a dude named "Looney Tune".

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    1 hr 22 min
  • Bad breath or bad body odor?

    Here comes the heat! 87° today & tomorrow…then into the mid-90's this weekend.

    Uffdah.

    Thankfully, I got the lawn mowed yesterday and won't have to spend any time outside this weekend doing manual labor.

    In the news this morning, a verdict in the Karen Read trial, a Honda recall affecting over 250,000 vehicles, the US making changes to it's alcohol guidance limits, a new law in Wisconsin, and changes to the 988 hotline.

    In sports, the Brewers & Cubs got rained out last night, the NBA Finals continue tonight with Game Six, the Buss family are selling the Lakers, Jaire Alexander signs with the Baltimore Ravens, LSU gets a win last night in the College World Series and moves onto the finals, and Shedeur Sanders got popped for speeding!

    Elsewhere in sports, the latest on the flagrant foul against Caitlin Clark earlier this week, and NASCAR is in talks to have a street race in San Diego.

    We let you know what's on TV today/tonight, and we discussed a simple fitness "test" that can supposedly determine if you'll die in the next 10 years.

    Thursday mornings mean hypothetical questions for each other, and Jean's question for Brian was: "If you had to give up TV shows/Movies for six months, or internet/social media for six months…which would you choose?"

    While Brian's question for Jean was: "Would you rather have really bad breath or really bad body odor?"

    We also talked to Office Cora to see what she's up to in the 715 this weekend!

    Great story about a kid in Chicago who missed his graduation because of a heart transplant, but the officials from his school held a special graduation for him in the hospital! And another great story about a high school coach in New York who suffered a heart attack at a soccer game, but was saved by a bunch of people in the crowd who knew how to give CPR

    Today's "Friggin' Sports" involved Stanley Cup winner, Aleksander Barkov…and his unique journey with the Cup after Florida beat Edmonton on Tuesday night.

    And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a soda business that got scammed, an 84 year-old man who fought off a potential thief with his pants, a group of women who were badly injured by a giant "I Love Tacos" sign at a taco festival, and another Karen meltdown on a flight.

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    1 hr 23 min
  • Taking a break from sex...Enough with all the sensitivity training.

    Happy Hump Day, yo. Last day in the 70's for awhile. Looking at temps in the mid-to-upper 90's this weekend.

    Uffdah.

    Started the morning by talking about the death of celebrity chef Anne Burrell…a lawsuit against Tyler Perry…a Breyer's recall…and a report that most Americans get their news from social media.

    In sports, the Brewers dropped the series opener to the Cubs last night, the Panthers beat the Oilers to capture a consecutive Stanley Cup, the NBA Finals continue tonight, Tyrese Haliburton has to get an MRI on his calf, and Carson Hocevar was penalized for his comments about Mexico City last weekend.

    Elsewhere in sports, there's a new PGA Tour Commissioner, and the Tyreke Hill/Noah Lyles race is off, apparently.

    We talked about what's on TV today, and we discussed a list of cheap hobbies you can pick-up during the summer.

    A new study finds that 24% of Americans want to take a break from sex for some reason, and there's one trait that has the power to make you happier for the rest of your life!

    Funny story about a 102 year-old woman who wanted a stripper for her birthday recently…and check out these mowing companies in Kansas that got together to help their community!

    Father's Day was this weekend and a baseball team in Japan wanted to celebrate dads by asking their fans to share stories involving their dad & the baseball team…and it kinda backfired.

    And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy who tried to kill his friend with a wooden stake because he thought his friend was a werewolf, a woman who legally married her ex without him knowing,

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    1 hr 26 min
  • In-Office sex?

    Partly cloudy with a high of 80° today! Looking like some more rain moving into the area tomorrow afternoon/evening.

    We let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday this morning and we spoke with our buddy, Grant Bilse, of the Wisco Sports show!

    In the news this morning, a registered sex offender in Prairie du Chien was arrested after luring a 14 year-old girl into a van, Governor Evers declared June 16th as "Kwik Trip Day" in Wisconsin to celebrate their anniversary, the MyPillow guy was found guilty of defamation, an update on the Vance Boelter story, and Trump warns the citizens of Tehran to get out while they still can.

    In sports, the Brewers start a 3-game series in Chicago tonight against the Cubs, the Thunder beat the Pacers last night to take a 3-2 series lead in the NBA finals, the NHL Stanley Cup Final continues tonight with game six from Florida, there was a no-hitter in the College World Series yesterday, Team USA announced it's first six hockey players for the 2026 Winter Olympics, and the Kings' Anze Kopitar won the Lady Byng trophy!

    Elsewhere in sports, a singer decided to perform the National Anthem in Spanish before a recent Dodgers game, and Joey Chestnut is officially coming back for the 4th of July hot dog eating competition!

    Great video of an elephant saving a gazelle that was drowning, and check out this really old tortoise who just celebrated his first Father's Day!

    Another heart-warming story out of Texas as a principal hand-wrote personalized letters to all 443 of his graduating students!

    Had a couple of work-related stories this morning, including the results of a study about working 50 or more hours a week & the impact on your brain, the younger generation is trying to normalize in-office sex, and the Top 10 daily interactions that make us sick of people!

    And if you're really sick of people and want to live a lonely life in your old age, it might help you live longer!

    In today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy who called the cops on his neighbors over 3,000 times this year, a turkey soaked in tequila that nearly burned down an apartment in Madison, and a #FloridaWoman who was petting a gator!

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    1 hr 14 min
  • Ketchup on eggs...Karens...and rubber bullets to the groin!

    Back to the grind on a Monday morning. Might see a thunderstorm sometime today.

    In the news this morning, Vance Boelter has been captured, Google is suggesting that you change your password immediately, Devin Remiker gets elected as the Chair of the Democratic Party of Wisconsin, and a Utah man is dead after the "No Kings" protests over the weekend.

    In sports, the Brewers got a win yesterday over the Cardinals, the Panthers beat the Oilers on Saturday and are one win away from their 2nd straight Stanley Cup, the Thunder beat the Pacers on Friday to even up the NBA Finals, a massive trade in MLB, and the results of this weekend's NASCAR races in Mexico.

    We talked about what's on TV tonight and had a new "Karen of the Day"!

    Great stories about an massive lobster that got returned to the ocean after a decade in a tank at a restaurant, a world record set for a game of Red Light/Green Light, and a new child's car seat that could help save kids from dying in hot cars.

    Had a bunch of food stories this morning, including breakfast ketchup, dill-pickle flavored noodles, and cooking in a dishwasher.

    Elsewhere in sports, the US Open results, Caitlin Clark returns, and the Rockies continue to be historically bad.

    And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about people swallowing cicadas on amusement park rides, a guy who blew up a toilet at a casino with fireworks, a teenager who broke into a jail and got stuck, a news reporter that went viral this weekend for revealing a bit too much during a live broadcast, and an ICE protestor who took a rubber bullet to the cojones!

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    1 hr 2 min
  • Peeing on SPAM and Vienna Sausages.

    Just hours away from the weekend!

    Rain likely today…which should help my lawn after mowing yesterday.

    In the news this morning, the latest on an Air India plane crash that happened in the early morning hours, the death of Brian Wilson, a new lawsuit for Elon Musk, a mistrial declared in La Crosse after a medical emergency, summer programs at the Boys & Girls Club of the great Chippewa Valley are continuing this summer, and a new exhibit at the La Crosse Children's Museum.

    In sports, the Brewers got beat by the Braves yesterday, the Pacers took a 2-1 series lead on the Thunder last night, the NHL Stanley Cup Final continues today, the Knicks are having a difficult time trying to interview potential new head coaches, and some more hardware in the NHL got awarded last night.

    Elsewhere in sports, an update on Lee Corso's final "College Gameday" appearance, Deion Sanders reassures people about his health, Jim Harbaugh had a hip replacement, and the World Anti-Doping Agency is condemning the "Enhanced Olympics"

    Today is "National Superman Day"…and it's "National Jerky Day"!

    We let you know what's on TV today and we talked to Office Cora about what she's up to this weekend in the 715.

    Plus, it's "Hypothetical Thursday", and Brian's question for Jean was: "Would you rather be a great singer…or a great dancer?"

    Jean's question for Brian was: "Would you dance for two minutes in front of a crowd of thousands for money?"

    And we ran our interview with Howard Kelly of S&S Cycle about the ride to the facility on Saturday, June 28th as part of the Big River Rally.

    And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a mom in a robe making a sandwich while on Zoom in a courtroom, a guy who pissed on a bunch of SPAM & Vienna Sausages, a couple of teenagers who fired a flare gun inside a house, a #FloridaMan who attacked another guy with a machete and then gave the victim a ride to the hospital, and a North Carolina man who's suing after suffering a medical emergency at a Walmart.

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    1 hr 36 min
  • Best TV Dads...and does your boss understand what you actually do at work?

    Another hump day…another shot at freebies from the Sweet Stop & Sandwich Shoppe in Preston.

    As always, you can click "Win Stuff" on our app or website & sign up for "Workforce Wednesday"…along with all the other stuff we're giving away!

    In the news this morning, an update on the riots in Los Angeles, and an update on the Milwaukee judge accused of helping an undocumented immigrant evade ICE agents. Also, a man in Black River Falls pleads guilty to setting fires in Jackson County, Anquin St. Junious was found guilty of a stabbing death from 2019, and Elon Musk apparently regrets his brief feud with President Donald Trump.

    In sports, the Brew Crew got a 4-1 win over the Braves last night, the NBA Finals continue tonight with game three between the Thunder & Pacers, the NHL Stanley Cup Final continues tomorrow night, Giannis is in Brazil and talking about his future with the Bucks, Aaron Rodgers confirms that he is married, but Myles Garrett is looking to put him in the graveyard.

    Elsewhere in sports, Deion Sanders is apparently battling some kind of medical issue, the field is set for this year's College World Series, and ESPN has re-upped Dick Vitale's contract…and added a new men's college basketball invitational in his honor.

    We let you know what's on the boob tube today/tonight…and after yesterday's list of the "Best Movie Dads", we ran down a list of the "Best TV Dads" as we approach Father's Day this weekend.

    Cool story about a principal who rewards his students by taking on crazy challenges…including skydiving! And a family in France found out that a family heirloom is actually a very valuable piece of art!

    Do you think your boss knows what you actually do at work? And is having an A.I. boyfriend/girlfriend considered cheating?

    ICYMI, Joey Chestnut is in talks to return to this year's Nathan's Famous 4th of July hot dog eating competition on Coney Island.

    And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about an interesting way to get potholes filled, a man who was arrested after holding several people hostage, "boil-in-a-bag" funerals, a dude on a mule who threw a raccoon into a bar that he was kicked out of, and another person who got too close to a bison.

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    1 hr 30 min
  • Grant Bilse thinks Swiss cheese is too stinky.

    After some rain yesterday, it was actually a really nice afternoon. Today's going to be warm with plenty of sun all day long.

    In the news this morning, the latest on the riots & protesting in Los Angeles, the death of music legend Sly Stone, the Lansing Bridge has reopened, a bunch of states are suing to block 23 & Me from selling it's customer data, and the death of a legendary basketball coach in Wisconsin.

    In sports, the Brewers lost to the Braves last night, the Panthers beat the crap out of the Oilers in game three of the Stanley Cup Final last night, Olympic hero T.J. Oshie has announced his retirement, Jaire Alexander was released by the Packers, the Colts have officially transitioned their ownership after Jim Irsay's death, and the NBA Finals continue tomorrow night.

    Elsewhere in sports, the people of Pittsburgh don't seem too thrilled to have Aaron Rodgers as their QB, and the FAMU Athletic Director is in some hot water!

    We let you know what's on TV tonight and what's new for New Release Tuesday. Plus, Grant Bilse from the Wisco Sports Show joined us just after 8am.

    With Father's Day right around the corner, we looked at a list of some of the best "movie dads", and a list of movies to watch with pops on his special day.

    Had a nice story about an EXTREMELY cute baby raccoon that was rescued recently.

    And in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy who got busted for driving 130mph because he was late for a job interview, a #FloridaMan who called 911 when the stripper wouldn't have sex with him in the champagne room, an update on the meth raccoon, and a sex cult is in some big trouble!

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    1 hr 31 min
  • Brian found out about "Gays eating Garlic Bread in the Park" this weekend.

    Rain today…80's tomorrow & Wednesday.

    Lots going on this week with a golf outing on Friday & a concert on Saturday. Plus, Rock Stops all week, and the Big River Rally right around the corner.

    In the news this morning, the latest on the riots/protests in Los Angeles, the zebra on the loose in Tennessee has been captured, the otter that escaped a zoo in Wisconsin is going to live in the wild from now on, a trial is set to begin in La Crosse for a homicide that happened six years ago, and a sex offender from Iowa is on the loose and may be in Wiscsonsin.

    In sports, the Brewers struggled against the Padres this weekend, the Thunder evened up the NBA finals with a win last night, the NHL Final also knotted-up at 1-1 thanks to Brad Marchand's double OT goal on Friday & continue tonight, Denny Hamlin won at Michigan yesterday, and Sovereignty won the Belmont Stakes this weekend.

    Elsewhere in sports, Corbin Burnes is getting Tommy John surgery, the Capitals coach gets the "Coach of the Year" award, while the Dallas Stars fired their head coach.

    We talked about what's on TV today and discussed a "Karen" who doesn't think people should be allowed to watch a movie by themselves.

    Cool story about a very determined & hard-working 12 year-old who trained a therapy dog.

    How many different sauces do you think you have in your fridge? And how many states have you visited?? A new survey finds out that 5% of Americans have never left their home state.

    Plus, a possible "cure" for migraine headaches that involves McDonald's.

    An in today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", an idiot who called the cops on himself after trying to pay for an avocado, a guy who called in a bomb threat to an airport because he was running late & was going to miss his flight, a possible good side-effect of taking Ozempic, a Bigfoot sighting that might lead to some cheaper weed, a couple who had a medical emergency in a Starbucks, and bounce house that flew away with a couple of kids stuck inside.

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    1 hr 21 min

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