ROCK MORNINGS

ROCK MORNINGS

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  • Brian tries to sell his chainsaw on Facebook marketplace and instantly regrets it.

    Still hovering around 52° for the next few days before dropping into the 40's next week.

    Might have to finally turn the heat on in the house.

    Started the morning with stories about the Republican controlled House, people fleeing Twitter for other forms of social media, Lunchables being pulled from school lunch menus, and the FBI is offering $25,000 for info on the ballot box fires.

    In sports, the Bucks won in overtime and Giannis threw down 59, we talked about the week 11 schedule in the NFL, and we now know the fate of the Shohei 50/50 ball!

    It's National Pickle Day, and a recent poll on Reddit asked people if they drink the pickle juice right from the jar.

    There's a new documentary coming out in a few weeks on the genre of "Yacht Rock", and sad news about Uncle Joey from "Full House".

    Great story about a couple that rescued a dog from the side of the road and dipped into their wedding funds to save it's life, and a thrift store employee in Missouri who found some love letters from WWII!

    During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy who was shooting a bunch of guns at a bunch of trees, some people who were using a bear costume to try & commit insurance fraud, and a former teacher who was paying students to have sex with her.

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    1 hr 11 min
  • How many push-ups can you do without stopping?

    Happy Hump Day, yo!

    We got started this morning with some news about Eric Hovde, Peanut the Squirrel, Trump's administration, and grocery prices going down.

    In sports, the Bucks got a win last night, and the newest College Football Playoff rankings just came out. Plus, both Travis Kelce & Patrick Mahomes had their homes burglarized recently, and there's a new Madden documentary coming out on Prime just before Thanksgiving.

    We let you know what's on TV tonight and talked about last night's reveal of the "Sexiest Man Alive"…and in case you missed it on Monday, check out this dude on "Wheel Of Fortune". Uffdah.

    The Mayo Clinic just announced the number of push-ups you should be able to do at your age, and good news for Airtag users!

    The Kum & Go gas stations are getting a rebrand, apparently. Plus, Michael Strahan addresses the National Anthem situation he found himself in this weekend.

    We talked about the new inductees into the Toy Hall of Fame, and took a look at the most generous states in America on "World Kindess Day".

    And during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a fire station that got damaged by a fire while the staff were out on a call, a mom who got arrested for letting her kid walk to town, and a guy who flashed a group of women to prove that he didn't have a tiny penis.

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    1 hr 11 min
  • What's popular right now that you have zero interest in?

    Brrr….another chilly one today with a high of just 49°.

    We started the morning with news about Trump's plan for day one in office, a Tomah man facing homicide charges from a car crash, a recall on butter, and some of the monkeys on the loose in South Carolina have been captured.

    Talked about last night's Monday Night Football game, and we looked ahead to tonight's Buck's game and what the NFC North is doing in Week 11. Plus, Jack Del Rio is resigning from the Badger football program after a DUI on Friday night!

    We let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday and we talked to Grant Bilse from the Wisco Sports Show!

    Have you seen that you can buy the Batman tumbler for a cool $3 million???

    Great story about a firefighter that saved a toddler stuck on the 2nd floor of a burning building, and a not-so-great story about a tennis analyst who made some disparaging comments about a player's forehead got him suspended.

    During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a Spirit Airlines flight that was hit by gunfire, a #FloridaMan who stabbed his brother in the neck, a bunch of stuff washing up on the beaches in Sydney are actually bags filled with poop, and a guy who set a world record for identifying WWE entrance themes.

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    1 hr 19 min
  • Thank you, Veterans.

    Welcome to Monday! Thank you to all our Veterans.

    Jean made it to Germany safely, but not without a few bumps along the way. Apparently, her husband's luggage got lost.

    We started things off this morning with some news about the Trump campaign & it's plan for the border, an oopsie by Mattel on some "Wicked" action figures, a Wisconsin man who faked his own disappearance, and an update on the school in Kenosha that stopped a suspicious teenager from entering.

    Recapped yesterday's Week 10 NFL action, the Badger men's basketball win, and the NASCAR championship race.

    Cute story about a couple that got back together after the guy suffered a serious concussion while skiing, and a heart-warming video is going viral of a kid pouring his Halloween candy into the empty bowl on his neighbor's porch.

    With it being Veterans Day, we ran down a list of some of the freebies Vets can & should take advantage of today.

    Second Floor Sarah stopped by to talk about some stuff happening in the area this week, and we talked about a recent survey on the bathroom habits of people who work in an office.

    In case you're still troubled by last week's Presidential election result, there's a new cruise that'll take you all over the globe for the next four years if you'd like to avoid America.

    Apparently, the Pope might need someone younger to help manage his social media accounts after tagging the wrong Saints.

    And during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a new plastic surgery trend, a woman who went to a pickle festival & had an allergic reaction, and a massage parlor in #Florida that just got busted for offering handies.

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    1 hr 11 min
  • RIP to Brian's dog, Maggie.

    Ah, Friday. Hope everyone has a fantastic weekend!

    We kicked things off with an update on the Adam Fravel trial, more news about the closing of the Leinie's brewery in Chippewa Falls, a school in Kenosha that stopped a kid from possibly committing a shooting, some research monkeys on the loose in South Carolina, and the "You've Got Mail" guy passing away.

    Recapped last night's wild start to week 10 in the NFL, and talked about the Bucks finally getting a win after losing six straight.

    Let you know what's in theaters this weekend and got a racing report from Doc before this weekend's NASCAR championship race.

    Cool story about a guy who won tickets to see Taylor Swift on a scratch-off game, and a couple doing some remodeling in their home discovered a bunch of stuffed animals in the walls and decided to donate them rather than throwing them away.

    Today is "National Cappuccino Day", so fuel up for the weekend with some espresso & steamed milk!

    Have you heard about the "4B" movement? Essentially, some women are refusing to have sex for the next four years while Trump is back in office.

    We also played a round of "Who'd You Rather?"…asking the question: What would be worse to find under your bed: A DEAD person…or a LIVING person?

    And during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a #FloridaMan who didn't want to pay for his lapdance, Peanut the Squirrel's owner is apparently on OnlyFans is getting accused of using Peanut's death to promote his account, and a government official in Equitorial Guinea who apparently banged EVERYONE.

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    1 hr 33 min
  • Jean's flying to Germany and we've got some tips!

    It's Thursday and we might see the sun today!

    Started things off with the sad news about Leinenkugel's in Chippewa Falls, and Kamala officially conceding the election to Trump.

    Talked about tonight's games, including the Bucks, Badgers, and the week 10 kickoff in the NFL.

    Fellas, in case you were unaware, today is "Men Make Dinner Night"…aka, "every night" in my house.

    Check out this 95 year-old who's still tearing up the pickleball court, and if that doesn't warm your heart, then this kid who's survived FOUR open-heart surgeries certainly will!

    With Jean heading to Germany this weekend, Brian offered up a flying hack.

    Thanksgiving is just three weeks away, and there's been an upset in the annual poll of our favorite side dishes!

    Had a cheater in the NYC marathon who's now BANNED for life, and thankfully, Raygun has decided to stop "breakdancing" competitively.

    Did you see the story about the hockey player vs. fan fight? Dude definitely FAFO'd.

    And during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about what people were Googling leading up to the election on Tuesday, air fryers are now spying on us, Hertz had to apologize to a customer for trying to charge him $10,000 for his rental car, a #FloridaMan that punched a police horse, and North Korean soldiers are GORGING on internet porn.

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    1 hr 35 min
  • It's Election Day, y'all. So get out & vote!

    After all the ads. After all the crap in the mail. After all the texts & unnecessary phone calls.

    Election day is finally here.

    Please do your civic duty & vote!

    Obviously, we talked about the election a lot this morning, including stories about an Ohio Sheriff's Lieutenant that had to apologize for some comments he recently made, a guy in Illinois that punched an election official, and a bunch of vehicles that were vandalized because of who they might support in the election.

    So, it shouldn't be any surprise that many states have the National Guard on standby with tensions so high.

    We recapped last night's crazy MNF finish, and we talked about the Bucks losing their SIXTH straight game.

    Let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday & we talked to Grant Bilse from the Wisco Sports Show!

    If you need a ride to the polling place today, Lyft is offering some discounts that you should try to take advantage of!

    Great story about a guy who just finished walking barefoot across America to raise money & awareness for men's mental health.

    Physical tickets for shows & sporting events have become a thing of the past, but now they're making a comeback of sorts, even though it's going to cost you some extra cash.

    And during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy who was prescribed Ozempic to lose weight…only to find out he actually had a massive tumor, a guy who died after being buried under hot asphalt, a #FloridaMan who thought he was going to get some sexy beach action, and a woman who tried to sell her baby on Facebook marketplace.

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    1 hr 29 min
  • Jean's got passport issues & it's REALLY stressing her out.

    Falling rain & dropping temps. Must be a Monday.

    We kicked things off with an update on the Fravel case, the death of Quincy Jones, and the Presidential election campaign visits.

    All the Wisconsin teams lost this weekend, including the Packers, Bucks, & Badgers.

    Uffdah.

    On a more positive note, check out this off-duty cop who saved a kid from an oncoming train!

    Today is "National Candy Day", so if you've got some leftovers from Halloween, might as well scarf some down.

    We let you know what's on TV tonight and we also talked about the breakdancing challenge issued by the infamous Olympian, Ray-Gun!

    According to a new survey, 39% of adults haven't made a new friend in the last year. Which isn't that surprising. Making friends as an adult is weird.

    If there were ever an alien invasion, which states would be the most likely to survive? And which states would be the least likely to make it?

    The Dodgers just won the World Series & had a parade to celebrate, and a strip club in L.A. is now offering any Dodger player from this year's team VIP access to the club for FREE!

    And during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had a story about drinking the tears of your sports rivals, some kids in Canada that got something EXTRA in their Halloween candy, a guy who was supposed to be the designated driver for his friends, and a dude who got arrested on Halloween while dressed as a prison inmate.

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    1 hr 25 min
  • Welcome to November!

    Brr…..chilly today with a high of just 49°.

    We recapped our respective Halloweens to start the show, and we talked about the mother that took her own life & the lives of her two children at Niagara Falls this week, the rash of deaths in NYC due to "Subway Surfing", and apparently Wendy's is going to be closing a bunch of locations in the near future.

    The Jets got a win last night to kick off week 9 in the NFL, and the Bucks lost AGAIN. Could Giannis be traded this season?

    A touching story about a dog that is nursing a kitten that a family recently found, and with Sunday being "National Sandwich Day", we discussed a list of America's favorite sammiches!

    Doc joined us to talk NASCAR racing, we let you know what's going to be in theaters this weekend, and we looked that Will Smith/World Series phenomenon.

    During today's "Bad New with Happy Music", we had stories about a school system that's banning students from wearing Crocs, a woman who stole an ambulance and took it for a joy ride before it was eventually recovered with two EMTs AND a patient still inside, a criminal who told a judge to give him the maximum sentence because he likes being in jail, and a couple that were arrested after their child tested positive for cocaine.

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    1 hr 32 min
  • Happy Halloween, witches!

    Happy Halloween!

    Started the morning with news about airline refunds, the Menendez brothers, and McDonald's ice cream machines!

    We dove right in this morning with all sorts of Halloween stats & info, plus some Halloween movie trivia!

    We talked to Office Cora about what's happening in the 715 this weekend, and we looked ahead to November & gave you a list of things to look forward to in the upcoming month.

    The Dodgers beat the Yankees last night to win the World Series, and week nine in the NFL kicks off tonight on Amazon Prime.

    Cool story about a family-owned business in North Carolina that has turned itself into a hurricane relief center.

    If you're a REALLY hard-core O'Dell Beckham fan…or if you're curious about what a jockstrap might smell like…you're gonna want this candle.

    And during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy who was allegedly working on an inexpensive Covid vaccine, a dude in Louisiana who crashed his car while playing a TikTok game, and a couple of women who got busy on the front lawn of a McDonald's!

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    1 hr 30 min

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