ROCK MORNINGS

ROCK MORNINGS

By Brian SimpsonComedyGovernment
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  • I'm not paying $400 for an A.I. "pet" to kill me.

    It's our final week with Scott Robert Shaw in the newsroom as he is set to retire this Wednesday.

    This week's "Monday Morning Throwback" took a look at some of his best stuff from the last couple of years.

    We also recapped our weekends and got an update on the Fravel case.

    Talked about the Packers win yesterday, along with the Badgers win on Saturday & we also took a look at this weekend's MLB playoff action.

    Great story about a football team that worked with the opposing team to make sure one player had an incredible memory to cherish forever, and an amazing dog that rescued his owner who was buried by a mudslide in NC.

    Have you heard about these new A.I. "pets" that cost about $400???

    We announced this January's "Riverfront Revolt" at the La Crosse Center, and during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a sheriff that called the cops when his BK order was incorrect, a famous elk in Iowa that recently died, a man in Oklahoma who stole an emergency vehicle, a guy who got a DUI on a Power Wheels Jeep, a woman's body parts were found behind a house, a woman in MN who got busted for driving 100mph in a 55mph zone, a woman who gave birth in a brewery parking lot, a bunch of robot vacuums that got hacked, the actual cost of an arm & a leg, and a bunch of drugs were found in a bag that said "no drugs" on it.

     

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    1 hr 33 min
  • Our penultimate round of "You're Killin' Me, Shaws"

    A LOT going on this morning as we get ready to make way for tomorrow & Friday's Children's Miracle Network Radiothon from Gundersen.

    You can find all the info on the CMN Radiothon at AroundRiverCity.com

    We kicked things off with an update on Hurricane Milton, and we also recapped the MLB Playoffs, the WNBA Playoffs, and the firing of Robert Saleh by the New York Jets.

    Doc joined us at 8:25am for another Racing Report early in the week as we'll be busy with the Radiothon on Friday, and ICYMI, the Brewers games will be broadcast by MLB next season.

    Talked about the "Most-Googled Horror Movie Locations" and a new pill that can apparently mimic the effects of running a 10k without all that pesky exercise!

    A blind woman is sharing the impact her new A.I. glasses are having on her life, and we also played another round of "You're Killin' Me, Shaws" thanks to Pasture Pride Cheese in Cashton.

    During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about election spending, a #FloridaMan who's going to ride out the Hurricane in his boat, the winner of the "Fat Bear" contest, a plane that made an emergency landing on a highway, ANOTHER update on the Belltown Hellcat, a 10 year-old kid who got arrested for stealing a car, and a guy who had to go to the hospital after masturbating!

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    1 hr 27 min
  • Watch out for the Crack-Coon!

    It's a short week as we'll be broadcasting live from Gundersen on Thursday & Friday for the CMN Radiothon.

    I hope you tune in & donate!

    This morning, we recapped last night's MNF action and yesterday's MLB Playoff games.

    And of course, the big news this week is Hurricane Milton's imminent impact on the state of Florida.

    Let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday and we talked about Caitlin Clark switching from the WNBA to the LPGA for an upcoming Pro-Am event.

    With Halloween right around the corner, there's several limited-edition food items making their way into our lives, including a purple Whopper at Burger King, and some Ghostbusters donuts at Krispy Kreme!

    Have you heard about the Airheads "Smell-my-feet" Halloween foot spray? It's a real thing!

    Great story about a Jack Russell who was stuck between two boulders for a WEEK before rescuers were able to rescue her, and a nice article about a couple of bffs in Florida who gave birth on the same day in the same hospital.

    Did you see the kid who essential beat Tetris by going past level 255? Impressive stuff!

    Grant Bilse from the Wisco Sports Show joined us on the program, and during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a possible return of the supersonic jet, a woman in England who claimed to have been knocked out by a cauliflower, an Australian airline that had to apologize for some steamy action on their recent flight, a sheriff that's been t-boned multiple times, a woman who works for an anti-alcoholism charity that got busted for DUI, a man in Canada who shot at the police and then hid in a septic tank, a woman who kept feeding some raccoons outside her house, and a guy who fell into a wood chipper.

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    1 hr 34 min
  • Brian is in need of a new "texting buddy"

    A brand new week kicks off today with some sun & a high of 69°!

    Nice.

    Another "Monday Morning Throwback" took a stroll down memory lane with fond memories of Scott Robert Shaw, who will officially retire next week.

    We recapped yesterday's Packer win in L.A. and we also talked about the MLB Playoffs.

    Have you seen the latest trend of making your bedroom look like a hotel room? It's supposed to help you get a better night's sleep.

    Talked about the top candy in each state, and we also had a great story about a wedding video that was just returned to the happy couple!

    Plus, a pilot of a small plane had a medical emergency mid-flight, so a passenger had to land it.

    Brian talked about needing a new "texting buddy" and during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a plane on fire, a veneer specialist, a fight over Vienna sausages, a piece of art that got accidentally thrown out, a YouTuber who crashed his $200,000 car, a bunch of hikers that had to be rescued when they became too lazy to return, and a doctor that dressed up as a nurse and tried to kill a guy by injecting him with a flesh-eating disease.

     

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    1 hr 26 min
  • Jean reorganizes her refridgerator EVERY morning before coming to work.

    Happy Friday, y'all! Hope you have a great weekend.

    Kicked things off this morning talking about the Brewer loss to the Mets last night that ended the Brew Crew's season, and we recapped the wild Thursday Night Football game between the Falcons & the Bucs.

    Let you know what's on TV this weekend and what's in theaters, and we had a cool story about "food pharmacy" that just opened up for seniors in Washington, D.C. to help them eat better.

    Congrats to Caitlin Clark who just won the WNBA's "Rookie of the Year" award, and if you're looking to see the Savannah Bananas next year, you're in luck! They're taking the show on the road.

    Hallmark is conducting a search for the next holiday movie hunk and their first ever reality show, "Finding Mr. Christmas" will debut on October 31st.

    Talked about the recent rankings of NFL stadiums, and we also got on the phone with Office Cora in Eau Claire to talk about some of the events happening in the 715 this weekend!

    And during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy getting killed a Mexican resort, an attempted sexual assault at a hospital, a car that was full of ammunition that burst into flames, a moose that got stuck in a pool, a child that got bit by rats MULTIPLE times, a guy that broke into a woman's home & did all her chores….and then the wheels fell off the cart when Jean revealed that she will reorganize her fridge every morning before coming to work.

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    1 hr 34 min
  • I need a Poop-Copter in my life.

    Here comes that glorious, glorious weekend!

    One more day of work & then we're off until Monday.

    We kicked things off with the news that people are starting to panic-buy TP again…not because of Covid, but because of the port strikes!

    Recapped yesterday's Wild Card games and listened to Pete Rose's final interview before he passed away, where he talked about being posthumously inducted into the Baseball HOF.

    Let you know what's on TV tonight and we also had a great story about an officer in Indiana who found a toddler who had gone missing last week!

    A creepy story about an A.I. radio broadcast that became self-aware, and we also talked about where the Brewer games will be next year now that Diamond Sports Group isn't going to broadcast them in 2025.

    A couple of stories about poop this morning, including a "Poop-Copter" for your backyard, and the "poop rule" for decluttering your home.

    Michael Jordan's 23XI racing is joining Front Row Racing in suing NASCAR for being "bullies".

    What do you wear to bed at night? According to this poll on Reddit, one in seven people fall asleep wearing whatever they have on at the time.

    And during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a #FloridaMan who fought with police at a Walmart after they called him to come pick up his kid, a guy who killed a vagrant after taking him to IHop, a woman who just got a Guinness World Record for the size of her tongue, a guy who keeps leaving full bottles of urine in the same place for the last several years, a guy who got busted for child pornography, and a fraudulent skydiving instructor.

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    1 hr 39 min
  • What the hell is Shaw going to do in retirement?

    Happy Hump Day, y'all!

    Brian is back after his colonoscopy yesterday, and he was eager to tell us all about it.

    We recapped last night's Vice Presidential debate and we also checked out the Wild Card results from yesterday's games.

    Let you know what's on TV tonight and we talked about a new beer making it's debut at the Texas State Fair.

    There's a new de-cluttering trend going around called "the Poop Rule" and it's actually NOT a terrible idea.

    Cool story about a diaper bank in Nebraska, and a big change in the Big Ten when it comes to the kicking game.

    We played another round of "You're Killin' Me, Shaws" for $10 of Brian's morning-show money, and had a story about a goat that "won" a marathon!

    And during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a principal who got suspended for getting drunk at a school dance and touching some of the students, an update on the guy in Wyoming that ran over a wolf with his ski-mobile, ANOTHER update on the Belltown Hellcat dude, a customs search that revealed a rather large python, a man in Michigan who got really mad about some Kamala Harris mail, a couple of educators in Boston who misused some free tickets to see "Hamilton", and a drunk woman who ended up driving on the runway of an airport!

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    1 hr 26 min
  • What the hell is "Sleepmaxxxing"?

    I don't think I'm fully recovered from Oktoberfest yet.

    Either way, we recapped the crazy weekend and looked ahead to the new month with a list of things to look forward to in the month of October!

    Packers almost beat the Vikings yesterday, and the Brew Crew finished the season with a loss to the Mets.

    Had three celebrity deaths over the weekend, including Maggie Smith, John Ashton, & Kris Kristofferson.

    Cool story about a hospice patient who wanted to skydive one final time, and a weatherman who saved someone's life during the recent flooding due to Hurricane Helene.

    We learned more about the latest TikTok fad, "Sleepmaxxxing"

    This week's "Monday Morning Throwback" included more highlight clips of Scott Robert Shaw as he gets set to retire in a few weeks.

    Did you see the Auburn cheerleader who knocked over the Oklahoma football player on Saturday?

    And during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy who tried to get his handyman friend to clean up a murder scene, a zookeeper who was mauled to death by a lion, a 100 year-old woman who's dying wish was to go ziplining, a couple that tried to sell their baby for some beer & $1,000…a poop-volcano, and a guy who was hiding underneath women's cars at a carwash to get closer to their feet.

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    1 hr 32 min
  • Happy Oktoberfest!!!!!

    Boom. Oktoberfest!

    See some of y'all at Craft Beer Night later this afternoon!

    We kicked things off this morning with the introduction of the new Festmaster and an update on Hurricane Helene which is about to make landfall in Florida.

    Talked about the Brewers loss to the Pirates last night, Caitlin Clark getting ousted from her first WNBA playoffs, and the strange situation involving the UNLV QB & his NIL deal.

    Got a visit from the new Oktoberfest family and we discussed Ben Stiller's new pickleball movie, along with a Bridgerton "experience" in Detroit that overpromised & woefully underdelivered.

    A new study broke down all of the jobs that are going to be most affected by A.I. in the future.

    Check out this story about a waitress in Iowa who recently passed away and donated over $1 million to various organizations in her town.

    The Shohei Ohtani 50/50 ball is going up for auction, and this dart player definitely shit his pants.

    Doc joined us a day early this week for the Racing Report, and during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories abouta guy who started a wildfire in Colorado while trying to cremate his dog, a cat who found a grenade in a family's basement, a German grocery store that got some cocaine with their banana delivery, a guy in Texas who got out of jail last year and just murdered a woman on his Mother's property, an American Airlines flight that had to make a U-Turn five hours into a flight, a bear in Russia that killed 30 dogs and a father & son, a guy who was using ChatGPT to stalk a fast food employee, a creepy statue in Germany, and a father & son who both partied a bit too much.

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    1 hr 30 min
  • Shaw went to Chicago and basically did nothing while there.

    Happy Hump Day, everyone!

    Shaw is back and recapped his mini-vacation for us.

    We talked about yesterday's Brewer win, the WNBA playoffs, and Brett Favre's announcement that he has Parkinson's.

    Let you know what's on TV tonight and we also talked about the hottest thing on the internet right now, MOO DENG!!!!!

    Is it too early to put up your Halloween decorations? A new survey says that most people wait until October 1st.

    Great story about a guy who had gene therapy to fix his eyesight just in time to be able to see his newborn baby!

    Played another round of "You're Killin' Me, Shaws" for $20 of Brian's Morning-Show money, and Ryan guessed correctly that Shaw wouldn't know the movie quote(it was from "Idiocracy")

    During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about how popular cocaine is in Colorado, a guy in Maine who damaged 75 cars on a dealership lot, a #FloridaMan who was rescued by a mailboat, a Porsche that was left dangling from a parking garage, a window washer who was also left dangling 23 stories up, a guy who was arrested at an airport in Hawaii with a bunch of drugs, a kid who couldn't get on a plane because of his Star Wars name, and a chicken named Betty White that met an unfortunate end.

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    1 hr 26 min

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