ROCK MORNINGS

ROCK MORNINGS

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  • They dredge the lake to get the guns for the raffle.

    Another Monday in the books.

    Short week, so let's make the most of it!

    We recapped our weekends, and we talked about the sad news about longtime Brewers public address announcer, Robb Edwards, who passed away late last week.

    Also discussed the escalator malfunction at Miller Park over the weekend.

    Got an update on the Hawk Tuah girl who popped up at a country concert over the weekend, and some good news for Uno players who might be colorblind!

    Brian's taking a "skip day" on July 11th and you could join him at the Eau Claire Express game.

    Got to the Monday Morning Throwback, and had a funny story about some new & unique seats at a baseball field.

    Ran down a list of things to look forward to in the month of July, and we dove into the Kyle Filipowski situation.

    During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a man in NC who was arrested for elder abuse, a traffic stop that took 262lbs of crystal meth off the streets, another traffic stop involving a guy wearing a hockey mask, a jail guard in the UK who was videotaped having sex with an inmate, five fishermen in Sri Lanka who found some bottles floating in the ocean and drank them, a #FloridaMan who shot down a Walmart drone, a couple of ID thieves got busted, and a man who got stung by a bee in the eyeball!

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    1 hr 28 min
  • Brian needs a new cleaning lady.

    Welcome to Friday, yo!

    A bit of rain today, but looks like it's going to be sunny & warm all this weekend.

    We started you off with a recap of last night's Presidential Debate, and we let you know what's new in theaters this weekend.

    The NFL got hammered by the U.S. District Court in their Sunday Ticket lawsuit, and former Packer, Randall Cobb, is lucky to be alive after his house in Nashville burned down earlier this week.

    Great story about a woman in Whitewater, WI who created a free dog pantry for pet owners who may need a little bit of help with their furry friends when times get tough.

    Talked a bit about the 2nd round of the NBA draft, including an interesting nugget involving former Duke player, Kyle Filipowski.

    Crazy video from Alton, IL of a sinkhole swallowing a soccer field!

    Did you hear that 5-Hour Energy has a caffeinated BBQ sauce now? And according to a new survey, 69% of Americans find it attractive when their partners clean the house.

    Crazy story about a county board candidate in MN who threw a tarantula at a woman that refused to move out of her house!

    Doc joined us in studio this morning for the Racing Report, and during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about about a school staff that went to Hawaii for a recruitment trip, a guy who got killed by lightning, a woman who crashed into a building a couple of times and tried to light it on fire, a copper thief in Iowa that got electrocuted, a store that was closed because they were "having sex", a fortune teller that robbed some people in a trailer park, a guy who tried to steal some animal crackers from an open garage, and a manure truck that overturned in a neighborhood.

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    1 hr 37 min
  • Ugh. Election season continues with the first debate tonight.

    Shaw is back!

    The first Presidential debate for the 2024 election is tonight and we tried to get you prepped with some stats & info…and maybe a drinking game or two.

    We recapped last night's NBA draft, and the apology from new Texas baseball coach, Jim Schlossnagle.

    Let you know what else is on TV tonight, and we talked about Hawk TUAH girl possibly going to Hollywood!

    Cool story about a guy who saw two old ladies sitting in the chairs in front of his house & he decided to befriend them with some tea & snacks…and a fire at a 143 year-old church was extinguished by some firefighters who were having a weekly meeting just down the street.

    Got a request from Curt in Eau Claire for some Jackyl…which we played…and then talked about the upcoming Big River Rally!

    Another idiot TikTok person is trying to pass off rice-water as an alternative to Ozempic

    Talked about the future of the WWE, and speaking of the future…this year's Olympics will feature A.I. Al Michaels!

    During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a guy in Vermont who flipped off a State Trooper, a bear that got into a family's mini-van in California, a philosophy professor who killed himself in Australia, a woman who got a ticket for driving her suitcase, an update on the Bigfoot murder case, and an HOA board member who repeatedly pooped on a guy's lawn.

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    1 hr 36 min
  • An Australian swimmer f'd around & found out.

    Welcome to Hump Day! Our last day of the week without Shaw.

    And since he's out today, we played "You're Killin' Me, Jeans" for $70 of Brian's Morning-Show money.

    Also had a hero in the news as a 12 year-old kid from Rhode Island saved a classmate from drowning on a recent field trip. And a bunch of people in Ohio helped rescue a kitten that had gotten stuck between the tires of a semi.

    Did you hear that Hallmark is making another cheesy Xmas movie this year…with the Kansas City Chiefs??????

    The Hawk TUAH girl is selling merch now, and something called "onion coffee" is supposed to be the popular drink this summer.

    Hard pass.

    Funny video of a TikTok gal who tried teeing off with her prosthetic arm at a TopGolf facility recently and it didn't end well.

    Talked about an Australian swimmer who talked a bunch of shit about America and then didn't even qualify for the Olympics.

    BURN!

    During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about people stealing cicadas from Big Foot Beach State Park by Milwaukee, a guy in New Orleans who got arrested for impersonating a police officer after he pulled over an actual police officer, and a company that is being warned by the FDA for selling human poop WITHOUT approval.

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    1 hr 23 min
  • Nothing like having sex with a seat on the train.

    Sad news right out of the gate this morning as Shifty Shellshock, the lead singer for Crazy Town, was found dead in his home in California yesterday.

    We also talked about some of the heavy flooding happening throughout the Midwest.

    Stanley Cup finals wrapped up last night with Florida getting the game seven win over Edmonton, and an MMA fighter recently lost his match, and then proposed to his girlfriend in the octagon following the loss…only to have her say "NO"

    Let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday and Brian tried to answer an email about things to do on Cape Cod.

    Cool story about some students at Johns Hopkins that have invented a leaf blower silencer that cuts noise by 37% without cutting any power.

    In case you missed it, Hooters recently closed a bunch of locations around the country, and a couple of travel-related stories about "destination dupes" and "raw-dogging" flights.

    Did you see the video of the bare-knuckle fighter who started punching the ref after getting a TKO?

    There's a new "World's Ugliest Dog", and because of the excessive heat nationwide, we ran down a list of "It's so hot that"...

    We talked to Grant Bilse from the Wisco Sports Show, and we also talked about the video from last week of the bear that got into a snack bar at an amusement park.

    During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a woman who divorced her husband because he over-tightened all the jars in their house, a guy who got busted having sex with a seat on a train, and a guy who flew from NJ to Florida to try and kill another guy for talking smack during an online video-game session.

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    1 hr 32 min
  • A HAWK-TUAH UPDATE!

    No Shaw to start the week, no problem!

    We kicked off the show by recapping our weekends and talking about the severe flooding in our area.

    Talked about the protesters at yesterday's Travelers Championship, and about the Oilers improbable comeback from being down 0-3 to the Panthers in the Stanley Cup Finals.

    Let you know what's on TV tonight and also shared the news about fake Ozempic making it's way onto the internet. Plus, Justin Timberlake decided NOT to cancel his show in Chicago over the weekend…even talked about his recent arrest on-stage.

    Had a great story about a woman that bought a vase at a thrift store, only to find out that it's over 2,000 years old and is a Mayan artifact!

    Did you hear that America is bringing it's own AC units to the Olympics in Paris? And speaking of this great country of ours, we took a look at the results of a study done by AAA on 4th of July travel.

    An autographed Gretzky stick just sold for a record $336,000!!!

    Our Monday Morning Throwback was from 2015 when we talked to Judas Priest guitarist, Richie Faulkner.

    We talked about some of the most unhealthy snacks out there, and we also talked about the new all-inclusive Raiders tailgate package that costs $20,000!

    During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a rather large cockroach that interrupted a press conference, a couple of porch pirates that fought over the same package, a Malaysian man who squirted a mixture of his urine & flour on women so he could chat them up, and an update on the "Hawk-TUAH" girl.

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    1 hr 26 min
  • Stuff that happened in 2019 that feels like an eternity ago.

    Here comes the rain. Looks like it's going to be an extremely wet weekend with showers & thunderstorms in the forecast.

    Jean's out today to visit a few college campuses in the Madison area with her daughter, but Brian & Shaw started the day talking about the strange monolith that was just discovered in the Vegas area.

    The "Tribute to the Negro Leagues" game was last night between the Cardinals & Giants, and Reggie "Mr. October" Jackson had a very impactful interview regarding his time with the Birmingham A's in the 1960's.

    Let you know what's on TV this weekend & what's new in theaters, and we had a great story about a TikTok dude who helped an elementary school in Mississippi hand out free lunches to their students throughout the summer months.

    Interesting study from Expedia that found Americans not only get fewer vacation days than any other country in the world, but we also take less of those vacation days.

    The Olympic trials continue on NBC this weekend, and there's already been a couple of freak accidents to some potential Olympians.

    Played some Atreyu this morning. Looking forward to seeing them at Rock Fest in about a month, and also talked about the upcoming "Neverending Story" sequels.

    Had to talk about the great Donald Sutherland, who just passed away at the age of 88. And we took a look at things that happened just five years ago, but feel like they happened an eternity ago.

    Got Doc's racing report and during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a recall on coffee mugs, an elk poacher who got in big trouble, a country that might start charging politicians that knowingly lie with a crime, a TikTok mom who uses Velcro to keep her kid on the seat on the plane, a woman who tried to sue her ex-bf because he didn't take her to the airport, a wedding gown that caught fire mid-ceremony, and a politician in Michigan who got in trouble with a "dancer" at 2:30 in the morning!

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    1 hr 26 min
  • What looks easy for others, but is difficult for you?

    At least the morning was really nice! Looks like some heavy rain is headed our way this weekend.

    We started things off with Andy Hughes' version of the Thursday song and talked about his band, TUGG, playing this weekend at Make Music Madison as part of Make Music Day.

    In sports, the Grimace streak came to an end for the Mets, which led to Brian talking about what other McDonald's mascots could deliver a first pitch & start a new winning streak.

    Discussed yesterday's Joe Gow hearing as he tries to keep his job on the faculty at UWL, and we talked about the upcoming Simone Biles documentary.

    Had a great story about a family's pet donkey that went missing five years ago, but was recently seen with a new family.

    Justin Timberlake got popped for DUI earlier this week, but said he only had one martini. We wonder if he'll be cancelling shows, including the one in Chicago tomorrow.

    Today is the first day of summer, and we asked "What's something that seems easy to others, but is difficult for you?"

    Have you seen the 7'9” freshman on the Florida Gators? He’s massive!

    During today’s “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had stories about a city in Minnesota that had it’s hydrants opened up illegally, a lawyer who poops in a Pringles can, Tasmania is trying to lure tourists with some unique job opportunities, another strange monolith has appeared, a member of the government in Vermont was busted pouring water in someone’s bag, a guy tried to rob a bank after realizing that the front door was unlocked, a woman who got trapped in her Tesla, and a #FloridaMan who stole some beer.

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    1 hr 32 min
  • Cheese is great for a long, healthy life...and so is that mariachi band!

    Happy Hump Day, y'all!

    Going to be wet the next few days…and the dreary weather is accompanied by the sad news of Willie Mays' passing yesterday.

    Also had some good news involving a 105 year old woman finally getting her college degree, and a young drummer getting some help with a prosthetic.

    Did you know that eating cheese could help you live longer?

    We recapped last night's NHL Finals game between the Oilers & Panthers, and we talked about this incredible cover of Creed's "Higher" by a mariachi band.

    Discussed the Secret Service Agent who got robbed a gunpoint and a brewery in Milwuakee that's trying to capitalize on some comments made by former President Trump, and we talked about Grimace's impact on the Mets.

    After a few weeks off while Brian was on vacation, we finally played a round of "You're Killin' Me, Shaws", and he totally got it!(It was Dom DeLuise in "Cannonball Run")

    During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a list of people that need to be punched, another list that had a much more sinister intent, a guy who was selling moonshine out of the back of his dad's garage, a #FloridaWoman who pulled a gun on some people in a McDonald's drive-thru, a Hellcat driver who got fined over $80,000, a woman in Massachusetts that survived being buried alive on the job site, and a guy who got busted by the cops because he didn't keep his phone on vibrate.

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    1 hr 27 min
  • Jean hates baby ducks.

    Hot today, but no rain in the forecast!

    And looks like it's going to cool off tomorrow.

    We started the show by talking about the Celtics clinching their 18th NBA Championship last night against the Mavs.

    Let you know what's new on New Release Tuesday and Brian talked about a new Netflix documentary that he started watching recently.

    Jean's daughter wanted to adopt a baby duck that she found at the summer camp.

    Great story about a long-time nurse who recently gave the gift of life after 36 years of caring for children, and an amazing kid who just did the unthinkable at a skating competition!

    We talked about the new Napoleon Dynamite tot-pants, and Grant Bilse from the Wisco Sports show joined us to talk about the Celtics win and the Aaron Rodgers situation.

    During today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about the news being depressing, a guy who shot himself and then had his gun stolen, a road rage incident that led to a maintenance worker being assaulted, a three-year old walking down the street with a loaded gun, a swearing parrot, a guy who wants to have an A.I. mayor in his town, an assault over a Honey Bun, and a woman who SWATTED a guy because she got cold feet over their first date!

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    1 hr 34 min

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