ROCK MORNINGS

ROCK MORNINGS

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ROCK MORNINGS episodes

  • The Best of the Morning Sickness - The one with all the teeth stuff

    This week, we had not one, but TWO stories about teeth. The first one was a creepy way to remember a loved one, the other story was another example of the stupidity in this world.

    We also celebrated "National French Fry Day" by asking what's your favorite kinda fry?

    Plus, a story about a mom who makes quite a bit of money farting on the internet. Our "Summer Party Tip" this week was Brian's road trip playlist. And Brian also talked about the time he saw Cake at Winona State University.

    We had a list of things you DON'T want to say at a wedding, and talked about the top cities to live in the US. Also, some "experts" no longer want to refer to them as "shark attacks"...they prefer something nicer.

    Also, three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

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    59 min
  • The Best of the Morning Sickness - The one with July

    Our busy week included a flip on the ol' calendar from June to July!

    In honor of the new month, we gave you a few things to look forward to in the month of July, and our "Summer Party Tip" listed a few outdoor drinking games you might want to include in your next backyard bash!

    Plus, the Monday Morning Throwback dealt with a chip that you swallow that contains all your passwords & medical info.

    We ran down a list of creepy kids in horror movies, and talked about the two dudes who recreated the mini-bike ride from "Dumb & Dumber". Plus, Shaw aced "You're killin' me, Shaws" on Wednesday, and we talked about some glamorized careers that really aren't all that great.

    Plus, what the hell is "Bread Steak"???? We ran down some stats & info on the 4th of July, and gave you a list of three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

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    52 min
  • The Best of the Morning Sickness - The one with the Gin Blossoms

    Hell of a week! The heat finally relented on Monday with highs in the 70's, and we actually got a little bit of rain.

    We started the week with a look at Metallica's lyrics, and we talked to Tia Sneath from Gundersen about "Steppin' Out In Pink"!

    Summer officially started this past Sunday, so we had some summer facts and a new "Summer Party Tip" on Wednesday.

    There was also that story about the drowning sex doll.

    Jimmy Heiderscheit came by to talk about The Homeland Conspiracy's album release party, and we had a great story about the Gin Blossoms taking on a troll on Twitter.

    Plus, we discussed which age range was the "best years of your life", and gave you a list of three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend.

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    54 min
  • The Best of the Morning Sickness - The one with kink shaming

    This week, we started off with our "Monday Morning Throwback" thanks to the Sweet Stop & Sandwich Shoppe in Preston. We threw it back to 2014, when we learned about a guy who was OBSESSED with bangin' inflatable pool toys.

    Plus, we talked about a recent survey that found out a bunch of people think Niagara Falls is in Iceland.

    Yeah.

    We also signed the Change.org petition to get Jeff Bezos to purchase & EAT the Mona Lisa.

    A couple of lists on Tuesday, including the "Top things you don't want to hear your kid say after their first year of college," and "The things you shouldn't have in your house after you turn 30".

    Our "Summer Party Tip" gave you some advice for battling mosquitos, and the phones were down AGAIN this week when we tried to play "You're killin' me, Shaws" thanks to GECU, but Shaw still figured out it was "Ghostbusters 2"!!!

    We ran down a list of the "Worst TV & Movie dads" on Thursday, and we learned that one in three people are hiding a sexual fantasy/kink from their current partner.

    Plus, we interviewed Daughtry on Thursday and gave you three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend on Friday morning!

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    54 min
  • The Best of the Morning Sickness - The one with hair in your food

    This week, we got a nice voicemail from Doc early on, and we talked about which decade had the BEST music.

    Hint - It's the 80's.

    We also discussed what you'd do if you found a hair in your food at a restaurant, and talked about a list of the "Greatest Guitar Riffs" of all time.

    Jeff Bezos is going to space on his own rocketship, so we came up with a few other vanity projects he could spend his billions on.

    We got to a new "Summer Party Tip" on Wednesday, and Shaw completely whiffed this week on "You're killin' me, Shaws".

    We also had some things you regret saying out loud when you're drunk, and we discussed some of the worst things a houseguest can do.

    Plus, a new list of "Three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend"!

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    52 min
  • The Best of the Morning Sickness - The one with a Summer Party Tip

    This week was a short work week as we were off on Monday for Memorial Day....but we started out on Tuesday morning with some things to look forward to in the month of June.

    And a cool story during "Good News with Slayer" about a woman's lost wallet!

    Plus, a new study found out that booze literally brings us closer together, and we had our first "Summer Party Tip" of the year!

    Shaw again killed it during "You're killin' me, Shaws", and we also talked to Dave Larsen from the Deke Slayton Airfest.

    Have you heard about "The Bus"???? It's the world's largest, commercially-available pizza, and it's obviously from Texas.

    We also had a story about a mayoral candidate in Arizona who encountered a "dong on a drone" during a recent event, and we gave you "Three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend"!

     

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    46 min
  • The Best of the Morning Sickness - The one with surviving in the wild

    This week, we had a couple of guest join us to talk about a couple of things happening in the area. Carl from the YMCA called in to talk about next weekend's "Walk With Warriors", and Terry Bauer stopped by to talk about "Moon Tunes", which starts up again next Thursday!

    We also discussed whether or not you judge someone on how they prefer their steak cooked. Shaw also had a story about a guy with "perfect poop", and of course, 
    Brian took it too far. And speaking of things that are "perfect", we also discussed our "perfect burger" on Thursday morning.

    The big one this week was a recent survey that asked the average American how long they could survive in the wilderness. 

    We had a list of the best paying jobs that also make people happy, and of course, we gave you three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend.

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    52 min
  • The best of the Morning Sickness - The one with your garden

    Got warm this week! And we got some much needed rain. Started things off with the Monday Morning Throwback thanks to the Sweet Stop & Sandwich Shop in Preston. Plus, Monday was the new "Tax Day" since things got kinda pushed back because of Covid. So, we had a list of the "Top excuses for not finishing your taxes".

    Plus, a list of the "Top things you hope you never have to say" and we talked about some of the weirdest things we've caught our roommates doing. Shaw was right AGAIN for "You're killin' me, Shaws" on Wednesday, and our winner donated the $30 he won to help our Big Bikes kid, Noah Schroeder.

    Aw.

    Did you know it's National Egg Month? Well, it is...so we talked about how we like our eggs. And we discussed some "wise" sayings that are actually kinda dumb.

    And farts are funny. ALWAYS funny. Especially when you go out on the porch to cut one. Like this guy.

    We also found out that a few people have actually gotten lucky playing the lottery with the numbers they get from a fortune cookie, and we gave you a list of three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend. Plus, a really touching story about an elderly couple who've been married for 73 YEARS!!!! finally seeing each other after a year apart due 
    to Covid.

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    55 min
  • The Best of the Morning Sickness - The one before Big Bikes

    This week, as we got prepped for Big Bikes on Saturday, we started things off with our Monday Morning Throwback and a list of the "Top 20 Karaoke Songs".

    Plus, some reasons you probably shouldn't have a pet. We talked about the foods we'd eat every day if we could on "National Eat Anything You Want Day"....and also had a list of the five things you can do every morning to have more energy.

    There was also a list of some great apps to take with you on your summer road trip, and we discussed the "Texas ChainPAW Massacre".

    Shaw once again dominated "You're killin' me, Shaws" on Wednesday, and Jean called Brian a hippie because he loves the Black Crowes.

    On Thursday, we talked about the top five questions people have Googled over the last 15 years, and some things you should consider before buying a house.

    Also, three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend along with our interview with Dr. Neil Brahmbhatt from Gundersen Lutheran!

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    53 min
  • Best of the Morning Sickness - The one with Mother's Day

    It's Mother's Day this weekend, so we had a bunch of Mother's Day stuff this week, including a great interview with the mother of our Big Bikes kid, Noah Schroeder. His mom, Lauren, joined us on Monday to talk about Noah & their plans to go on a great vacation.

    You can still register for Big Bikes here.

    We also had a great story about a kid who disappeared in an airport, only to be found riding around on the baggage conveyor belt.

    We talked about what your mom REALLY wants on Mother's Day, and had an incredible story during "Good News with Slayer" about an organ donor.

    Plus, the patronizing things people say to you at work, and the newest "trend" on social media - people eating rotten, raw meat.

    We also had more Mother's Day stuff on Friday, some info on how you could earn $20k as the ambassador of Miller High Life, along with the three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend.

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    59 min

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Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw