ROCK MORNINGS

This week, we kicked things off on National Compliment Day with the Monday Morning Throwback. A dude with a broken penis.

#OUCH

We also argued about our favorite Girl Scout cookies and discussed a recent study that revealed drinking red wine might help keep you from getting the 'Rona.

Plus, a list of some Wordle spin-offs you might wanna try, and Shaw aced it again on "You're killin' me, Shaws" on Wednesday. We had a creepy story during "Bad News with Happy Music" about used sex dolls for sale, and another creepy story about a guy who donates sperm in the back of his van.

And, a list of three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

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Our Monday Morning Throwback this week took us back to 2011 when we talked to Dave Hester from "Storage Wars" on A&E.

We also found out that Americans waste an average of two hours a day doing nothing productive.

That's it?

Plus, Brian and Jean discovered Wordle and gave you some tips on how to get a better score.

We asked if you preferred to eat full meals or snacking all day, and we had another Karen of the Day who got pissed that her Taco Bell closed at 4am and refused to serve her at 4:03am.

Shaw royally failed at "You're killin' me, Shaws" on Wednesday, and on Thursday we talked to Dave Moody, the lead singer of Hairball.

Plus, the impact that the #BettyWhiteChallenge had this week, and we gave you another list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend.

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This week started out with the Monday Morning Throwback, and the latest Tik Tok "challenge". We also had a story about a guy who got busted with drugs in his pants, but claimed the pants belonged to someone else. Unfortunately, that "someone else" was a foot shorter than the guy....which prompted Brian to challenge Shaw to a pants-swap.

We talked about each team's odds to win the Super Bowl as we get ready for Wild Card weekend. And Brian went on a rant about the Bonnaroo lineup. Shaw whiffed on "You're killin' me, Shaws" this week, so the jackpot is up to $20 for next week.

Brian & Shaw eventually did try on each other's pants on Wednesday, and we had a list of some bad survival tips on Thursday morning.

Plus, another list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

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This week kicked off the new year, but first, we took a look back at 2013 with our "Monday Morning Throwback". We also shared an incredible story of a man who was kidnapped as a child and drew a map of his village from memory and was eventually reunited with his family, THIRTY YEARS LATER!

Plus, some universally agreed upon "dick moves", and a story about kid that got left "Home Alone" on purpose. Plus, we asked if you preferred being too hot or too cold, and we talked about the girl who made bank selling her farts in jars, until she had a health scare & had to shut down production.

We discussed a list of the best diets to try & lose some weight, and we gave you a list of three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend! 

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HO HO HO!!!!

Christmas is just DAYS away, and in the final week we'll all be together, we talked a LOT about the upcoming holiday!

We started things off with a discussion about Christmas movies, and our Monday Morning Throwback from 2013 was a Christmas-tree edition of "Fact or Bullcrap".

We talked about who to tip during the holidays and how much....and also talked about what kind of gifts to give to a holiday party host.

A recent Tik Tok brought to light that many Americans aren't wiping properly, and there was also that story about a woman making serious bank by selling her farts in jars.

10% of us get injured putting up the Christmas tree....mostly due to alcohol. And we talked about our favorite Christmas cookies.

Plus, some of the movies & TV shows we're looking forward to seeing in 2022, and a list of three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

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Jean was out most of the week, but Brian & Shaw held down the fort with a lengthy "Boy's Club"!

We kicked things off on Monday with the Monday Morning Throwback, and had another "one in a million" incident where some guy ended up with something up his ass that doesn't belong there.

Plus, a simple way to increase the adult activity in your bedroom!

Lots of holiday stuff this week, including some interesting facts about your favorite Christmas movies, and Brian's "Top Five Christmas Movies".

Shaw scored AGAIN during "You're killin' me, Shaws" on Workforce Wednesday, and we talked about the world's largest pot brownie on "National Brownie Day".

Plus, five tips for keeping your spending in check during the holidays, and another three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

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This week, we said goodbye to Movember, and HELLO to December.

We kicked off the week with some Cyber Monday stats & info, and Brian recapped his Thanksgiving visit to Shaw's house!

We also talked about the best Seinfeld episodes of all time, and Jeremiah from "Explore La Crosse" stopped by to talk about the upcoming "Frothbite" event.

There was a list of things to look forward to in December, and there was also a story about a webcam model that accidentally shot herself in the crotch.

On Thursday, we discussed what it would cost to buy all the shit from the "12 Days of Christmas" this year, and found out what kind of injuries the "Wet Bandits" would have actually sustained during their encounter with Kevin in "Home Alone".

We had a great story about a guy who ran a "Dick A Day" for Movember, and we gave you a list of three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

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This week, we talked a LOT about Thanksgiving, including a list of our favorite side dishes, and a discussion about banning unvaccinated relatives from the Thanksgiving dinner.

We started the week with the Monday Morning Throwback, and a new online calculator to determine how long it takes Elon Musk to earn your annual salary.

We had a story about a Karen in Minnesota that was VERY upset at a performance of "A Christmas Carol"...and we talked to Phil from Wayland about their upcoming "Holiday Soiree" at The Main.

We talked about the upcoming Harry Potter reunion on HBOMax, and Shaw got a layup for "You're killin' me, Shaws" this week, costing Brian another $10 of his Morning-Show money.

We also got a strange request for some Traveling Wilburys, and gave you a list of three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

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This is the week that winter reared it's ugly head with much cooler temperatures and some flurries!

We started things off on "Tongue Twister Day" with the Monday Morning Throwback and a couple of lunatics who attacked a cookie store owner in Oregon.

We talked about some of the purchases that people regret making during the pandemic, and talked about the shortage of Thanksgiving items at your grocery store.

Shaw whiffed again on "You're killin' me, Shaws", costing Brian $20 of his Morning-Show money.

There was also the story about a brothel that is offering free sex in exchange for getting the vaccination, and Brian got a chance to sing the "Diarrhea Song" thanks to a marathon runner who had some issues.

Plus, a list of three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend....and a visit from the "Toys for Tots" people.

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Welcome to November! Halloween is over & our sights are set on all that turkey!

We kicked things off with the Monday Morning Throwback and some things to look forward to in the month of November.

We talked about our least favorite Thanksgiving foods and discussed whether it's "THIS weekend" or "NEXT weekend".

Plus, Jean filled in for Shaw on Wednesday for a round of "You're killin' me, Jeans", and we also talked to Kristy from Gundersen Health System about their "All Of Us" campaign.

We had a list of things that are universally hated, and gave you some things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

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