ROCK MORNINGS

ROCK MORNINGS

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  • The one with #FloridaWomen

    This week, we started with the JV team of Brian & Brad, then Shaw returned from his brief vacation in the Ozarks, and finally, Jean showed up after a week in Flor-Abama

    We had the Monday Morning Throwback from 2015, when we talked about using mayo instead of butter for our grilled cheese sammiches. Plus, we discussed that great footage of a very young Prince from a Minneapolis TV station that found it's way onto the internet this week.

    We talked about the most & least healthy states in America, and also discussed a recent study on walking. Maybe the two are related?

    Jeremiah from Explore La Crosse stopped by on Wednesday to talk about the upcoming Beer, Wine & Cheese Fest on Saturday, April 23rd, and Shaw actually knew this week's movie quote for "You're killin' me, Shaws". Did you hear about the Yellowstone "Inheritance Pass"????

    Plus, two stories about #FloridaWomen in Wednesday's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music". And of course, some stats & info on "National Beer Day", and another list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

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    55 min
  • The one with April 1st

    Goodbye, March. Hello, April!

    We started the week with two major stories: the death of Taylor Hawkins, and the Chris Rock/Will Smith Oscars slap.

    We also got to the Monday Morning Throwback and had a new "Karen of the Day"!

    Brian wanted some open & honest criticism from Shaw & Jean, and we discussed working in a pet-friendly environment.

    Plus, a GREAT story about a British soldier who rowed across the Atlantic Ocean by himself to raise money for charity.

    Do women have smellier feet than men? Apparently, Proctor & Gamble think so. 

    Brian ran down a list of his "Top Ten Bruce Willis Movies" after the sad news about Bruce being diagnosed with aphasia.

    On Friday, we hooked you up with a list of things to look forward to in the month of April, and gave you another list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend.

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    47 min
  • The one with Brian's dream

    We started this week off with a recap of the first weekend of March Madness & found out what happens when someone dies on an airplane.

    Brian had an interesting dream about Phil Collins that he felt compelled to share, and we discussed a list of "lost skills".

    There was list about being an empty-nester, and Shaw whiffed on "You're killin' me, Shaws", even though he recognized the voice of the actor.

    Kahya Fox from Habitat For Humanity stopped by on Thursday to talk about their upcoming "Neighbor's Day" on 4/23, and we learned about the "5-4-3-2-1" method of dealing with stress.

    Brian & Jean got into it when talking about Brittney Griner, and things got really weird when Brian started talking about how he deals with stress.

    On Friday, Brian wasn't all that excited to find out that drinking two/three cups of coffee every day can add years to your life, and we gave you a list of things to do around La Crosse this weekend.

     

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    57 min
  • The one with March Madness

    The weather this week was definitely a sign that Spring is almost here!

    We kicked things off on Monday with the "Monday Morning Throwback" and discussed some March Madness stats & info.

    Mike Tyson is selling gummies...and they're shaped like ears.

    We talked about our Spring-cleaning checklists, and found out that apparently, 10,000 steps is no longer the goal. In fact, it's less!

    No Shaw for most of the week, so we played "You're killin' me, Jeans" on Wednesday instead.

    St. Paddy's Day was on Thursday, and we talked about people's lucky charms, and the Irish delicacies that people prefer.

    Had a GREAT story during "Good News with Slayer" about a guy who returned a WWII bomber jacket to it's original owner after 60 years.

    We had a list of reasons why you should take a nap this weekend, and of course, we gave you another list of three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend.

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    52 min
  • The one with "shower personality"

    What a week! We kicked things off with the "Monday Morning Throwback", and we talked about another Wordle spin-off called "Heardle" that is designed for music lovers!

    We had Shelly from the Hunger Task Force of La Crosse in studio to talk about the St. Paddy's Day .01k, and during the "Good News with Slayer" on Tuesday, we talked about an uplifting hotline run by some kids!

    We got over the hump on Wednesday by figuring out what our names mean on "Discover What Your Name Means" day...and Shaw once again aced "You're killin' me, Shaws"

    Does the first body part you wash in the shower say something about your personality? Apparently, a lifestyle "expert" thinks so.....and NASA is going to start figuring out the logistics of having sex in space.

    We talked about Ranch dressing on "National Ranch Day", and Adam Palm stopped by with some new tunes. Also, 2/3rds of Americans refuse to poop at work. Who knew?

    Plus, another list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend.

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    1 hr 3 min
  • The one with March

    This week, we said goodbye to February & HELLO!!!! to the month of March.

    We started you off with the Monday Morning Throwback and a list of the most beautiful states in America.

    We also gave you a rundown of things to look forward to in March and got some news on a possible sequel to "Beetlejuice".

    A friend of Brian's asked for some advice on a recent situation during a hotel stay, and Shaw whiffed on "You're killin' me, Shaws".

    We found out that the blankets on your couch are NASTY AF...and we discussed the massive failure on "Wheel of Fortune" earlier this week.

    Plus, a list of the best mac-n-cheese brands, and we talked about Girl Scout cookies with Sally Eagan!

    On Friday, we chose between "smart & sad or dumb & happy", and we hooked you up with a list of three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend.

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    54 min
  • The one with lake trout fishing gone wrong

    Kicked off the week on Presidents Day with the "Monday Morning Throwback", and a great story about Norm's bar tab from "Cheers".

    Yeah, somebody did their best to figure it out.

    Tuesday was "National Margarita Day" and we had a list of the best margarita mixes at the store, and the best margaritas at chain restaurants.

    And of course, there was that HILARIOUS story about the two dudes in northern MN who had some trouble while ice fishing.

    On Wednesday, we discussed a recent survey about our laundry habits, and had a story about  cute kid with "uncombable hair". Shaw once again scored a victory with "You're killin' me, Shaws", and we talked about the upcoming "Slap Fighting" championships.

    There was a list of the "Best rock music videos" that we discussed, and we took a look at the panchakarma cleanse that Aaron Rodgers recently completed.

    On Friday, we found out about an interesting job that's looking to pay someone to smell dog poop...and we gave you a list of three things to do in & around la crosse this weekend.

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    59 min
  • The one with Valentine's Day

    This week, just like every other week, we kicked things off with the "Monday Morning Throwback" and since it was Valentine's Day, we also hooked you up with some V-Day stats.

    On Tuesday, we gave you some tips on how to get your tax refund faster than everybody else. Plus, we found out that your car has more germs than your toilet. 

    Nasty.

    We also talked to Kerry Gloede about the upcoming Polar Plunge!

    On Workforce Wednesday, we got some good news about the upcoming sequel to "A Christmas Story", and Shaw whiffed on "You're killin' me, Shaws". Plus, Brian ranted about the Oscars and the movies that are up for awards.

    On Thursday, we examined the results of a new poll about the keys to a happy marriage. Then on Friday, we wrapped up the work week with a list of foods to eat if you're hungry before bed, some stats for "National Drink Wine Day", and another list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

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    51 min
  • The one without abs

    We kicked the week off with an absolutely GREAT story about an old farmer in Canada who saved a few people during a recent blizzard. Plus, the Monday Morning Throwback took us back to 2016 when we were talking about Super Bowl party food stats.

    We also had a list of tips for helping a partner who snores.

    Miller 64 has a new contest that asks "Which number is smaller?"...and we talked about a three-second workout!

    Plus, we had Jay from the La Crosse Center along with Amy from La Crosse Local in studio to talk about this weekend's "Winter Roots Festival". Shaw attempted to put his foot behind his head, and apparently we've been buttering our bread incorrectly all these years.

    We dished out some V-Day stats & info, and we gave you a list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend.

     

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    58 min
  • The one with a lack of screwdriver confidence

    This week, we kicked things off with the "Monday Morning Throwback" in honor of the Winter Olympics getting started, and some sad news for Wordle fans as the crazy-popular word game had been sold to the NY Times and would likely no longer be free!

    Plus, some things to look forward to in the month of February, along with a sad statement about our DIY skills. 

    Groundhog Day on Wednesday and we talked about some other movies with the same premise. And Shaw whiffed again on this week's edition of "You're killin' me, Shaws"....not only did he not get the movie quote, but apparently he's never seen or HEARD of the Chris Farley classic, "Black Sheep".

    We had a crazy story about a 40 person brawl at a Golden Corral over steak....and we gave you some happiness "hacks" you can do on your commute to work.

    Plus, some interesting facts about the Winter Olympics, one of the NASTIEST stories EVER, and a list of three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

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    59 min

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Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw