ROCK MORNINGS

What a week! We started things off with the Monday Morning Throwback, and Shaw recapped his weekend spent in a bar with a bunch of crazy children.

Plus, we found out that you're at a much greater risk for health problems if you're over 5' 9" tall.

There was the story about a #FloridaMan who's groin was injured after he rear-ended a Fed Ex truck while receiving "mouth-love', and an interesting study being conducted in the UK on the effectiveness of a four-day work week.

Plus, a guy stole a jet ski...but didn't know how to operate it, and he didn't know how to swim. Another guy was stealing avocados with a truck full of drugs.

Shaw aced this week's "You're killin' me, Shaws" and we gave you another "Summer Party Tip"! Also, we discussed staying anonymous after winning the lottery.

Brian asked Shaw to describe him in one word, and Shaw came back with an ALL-TIMER! He was just trying to talk about being an optimist.

And we hooked you up with another list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

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A very busy week!!! We were off on Monday for the Memorial Day holiday, but got right into it on Tuesday with great news for dudes who are still rockin' the dad bod this year. Plus, a sad story about a bullied kid...but with a silver lining.

We talked about a new Mt. Dew flavor that might be popping up in stores later this summer, and we had Terry Bauer in the studio to talk about this summer's "Moon Tunes" at Riverside Park!

Plus, we gave you a list of things to look forward to in the month of June since we flipped the page in the calendar, and Shaw scored BIG TIME with "You're killin' me, Shaws" this week. 

We had our first "Summer Party Tip" of the year, and a crazy story about Don Mattingly's kid getting white-boy wasted on White Claws & Four Lokos.

Also, a list of grammar offenses that the grammar nazis can't stand, and a list of three things to do in  around La Crosse this weekend!

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This week started out great. Then it got real dark. 

We did our best to keep things light on the show and stay the course. We started the week talking about the "Hanger challenge" on Tik Tok, and hooked you up with the Monday Morning Throwback.

We had a few crazy stories during "Bad News with Happy Music" on Tuesday, including a guy who invented a dog "zapper" for his neighbor's dog, an 83 year-old priest who now does porn, and a military man who soiled his lederhosen.

Plus, a vegan dog food company from the UK is trying to pay someone to eat nothing but their dog food for an entire week. So, we tried to determine what everyone's "number" was to consume dog food.

We also found out that the motel in Indiana where Casey & Vicky White stayed is now becoming a tourist attraction.

Shaw whiffed on "You're killin' me, Shaws" this week, pushing next week's jackpot to $50! And we discussed the team-up between Kwik Trip & Festival Foods! 

We celebrated "National Wine Day", and we called Kristy Nix in the front office to talk with her about an H.R. quiz that's gone viral.

Plus, some tips for saving money on gas this Memorial Day weekend, and a list of things to do in & around La Crosse!

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Back in 2013, Shaw shared a story about people who engage in bondage having an overall healthy lifestyle.

We then tried to see if there was a BondageMingle.com(there wasn't)

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EXTREMELY busy this week. Lots going on. We recapped Big Bikes for Little Tikes on Monday morning, and we also got to the "Monday Morning Throwback", and tried to determine what is considered "walking distance".

Did you know that the average American gets 26 spam calls & 11 spam texts EVERY week? We didn't know it was that high. We talked about Amber Heard blaming Johnny Depp's dog for shitting the bed, and news dropped this week that Ric Flair would be wrestling in his final match later this summer.

WOOOOOOO!

Plus, an interesting discussion about things that are considered "traditionally masculine" that men actually can't stand. Brian talked about his Vanilla Ice dollar, even though nobody cared, and Shaw aced this week's "You're killin' me, Shaws".

What job would you give your clone if you had one? We asked that question this week...and we gave you a list of three things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

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Goodbye, winter....hello, summer! We completely skipped spring & went into the swassy temps this week. 

Ugh.

We kicked things off with an interesting study about prolonging your life by only eating during the daylight hours. Plus, the story about the parents who let their six year-old son run a full marathon.

We talked about who's responsibility it is to put the grocery store divider on the conveyor belt, and we had some "unwritten" rules for men. 

We talked to Kayla Carroll, the mother of Rhett, our Big Bikes kid.

And we discovered that if you can actually stay off social media for just one week, it could drastically improve your life. Good luck with that.

We talked about actor James Cromwell gluing himself to a Starbucks counter...and we had a couple of great stories during "Bad News with Happy Music" on Wednesday...one was a woman who threw a bucket of pee on her neighbor in the trailer park..and the other was about some wedding photos that got some unwanted editing.

Plus, we asked if you'd share a toothbrush with your significant other, and we gave you another list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

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A LOT going on this week, with Mother's Day coming up...we had May the 4th, Cinco de Mayo, and on Monday, we gave you a spoiler-free recap of the final seven episodes of Ozark.

But, if you'd like to hear our spoiler-FILLED recap, click here.

Also on Monday, we took a look back to 2011 with our Monday Morning Throwback, when the "air sex championships" were coming to Milwaukee.

Monday was our first interview with a mental health professional for Mental Health Awareness month. We talked with Kelly Neve from Gundersen Health System about chemical dependency, and you can hear that interview in it's entirety here.

There was a great story this week about a guy who spent six years growing a new penis on his arm, and we gave you a list of Mother's Day gifts she'll actually want.

A couple of polls on Wednesday, including one about the most frustrating thing you deal with at work(it's emails), and another about how horny older women really are.

Shaw aced the movie quote this week for "You're killin' me, Shaws"(Coming to America), and we gave you a list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

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This week, we kicked things off with the Monday Morning Throwback, and a recent survey that found 14% of men wanted a urinal in their house.

We talked to Tia from Gundersen Health about this September's "Steppin' Out In Pink" event. And we had a crazy story about horse & jockey BOTH testing positive for meth.

Shaw actually figured out the movie this week for "You're killin' me, Shaws", and we discussed a list of dating red/green flags. We also asked, "At what age are kids the biggest jerks"?

Plus, some interesting stats on Covid in America, a survey about futuristic technology, and "National Superhero Day" on Thursday. Who's your favorite superhero?

On Friday, we hooked you up with another list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend, and found out it's actually SEVEN hours of sleep for an ideal night's rest.

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This week, we had a local story go viral...and she happened to be a 2013 Rock Calendar girl! Welcome to "Poundtown"!

We also started the week with Tax day, and we talked about a haunted Easter egg hunt in Michigan. 

Shortly after Easter, it was 4/20, and we discussed a recent ranking of the average penis size of 86 countries. Needless to say, the US didn't fare too well. 

We also tried to determine "What is classic rock", and we got to the story about the new Mayor of Milwaukee extending an olive branch to Stephen A. Smith of ESPN.

We ran down the list of the "Fasties", a fast-food award list from Thrillist.com, and gave you some stats & info on Earth Day!

Plus, another list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend!

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This week, Brian was out on Monday, recovering from his beer fest bus trip to the cities over the weekend, which he recapped on Tuesday. 

We also discovered a very funny YouTube montage of all the non-words from Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal" mashed-up into :14 of goodness.

We talked about some backyard improvements you could do to make your neighbors jealous, and had another "Karen of the Day". This time around, she was stealing $70 water bottles.

Plus, a disturbing story about helping men with premature ejaculation issues by zapping their genitals with electricity. Jean talked about her Wordle habits after we discovered a recent survey that found 16% of Wordle players do it on the toilet.

There was a divorce attorney who was catching heat on the internet after a list of the top five jobs that could lead to a messy divorce. 

Shaw whiffed on "You're killin' me, Shaws" this week, and Zack scored $70 of Brian's Morning-show money, and then on Thursday, while talking about the easiest money we've ever earned, Shaw opened up his vault and told us a couple of secrets from his past.

We also hooked you up with another list of things to do in & around La Crosse this weekend.

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