ROCK MORNINGS

ROCK MORNINGS

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  • The one with the Election

    This week, we had a ton of election stuff, including an election edition of Fact or Bullcrap! Plus, some tips for staying safe at the polls, and some stats on drinking on election night.

    Our Monday Morning Throwback (thanks to the Sweet Stop & Sandwich Shoppe!) was from 2013 when Shaw was possibly going to the MOA to see Giada. We also had a list of things to look forward to in November.

    Tuesday was "National Sandwich Day", so we talked about some of our favorites...and Brian found his dream job! 

    There was also a list of the states with the most craft breweries per capita, and a new Tik Tok challenge/trend about mental health awareness.

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    47 min
  • The one with all the Halloween stuff

    This week, we ramped up to Halloween with a bunch of spooky stuff including a round of "Fact or Bullcrap" on National Pumpkin day! Plus, a list of the scariest horror-movie basements and a few things parents are doing this year instead of traditional trick-or-treating.

    Shaw whiffed on this week's "Killin' me, Shaws"(it was 28 Days Later). And we discussed the top things people miss about being in the office. There was also some new dating terminology we found out about thanks to the 'Rona.

    And Brian shared a list of the "Best Beers in America" that was basically a bunch of IPAs and double IPAs. 

    Yuck.

    We also had a list of movies that were either filmed in or set in Wisconsin, and some other important Halloween stats!

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    52 min
  • The one with a pet monkey

    This week, we started out with a baseball edition of "Fact or Bullcrap" as the World Series got underway on Tuesday. Plus, we talked to Heather from the Coulee Region Humane Society about our recent "Rounds for Rescues" golf outing & how you can still help the CRHS!

    We also talked to Wade from Rock Fest about the lineup and what to expect in 2021!

    Plus, as we get closer & closer to Halloween, we discussed more spooky subjects like what our most common fears are in every state, and the scariest movies of all time according to #science!

    And as the Covid 19 pandemic continues to wear us down, we had a list of the good habits we've gained during the pandemic! Speaking of good things, there was also the story about the kid who walked from Italy to England to see his grandmother!

    Also, the moment you said, "Wow. I'm old!"

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    56 min
  • The one with "iconic" Halloween stuff

    As we get closer & closer to Halloween, we've got plenty of spooky stuff to talk about. Like the most "iconic" Halloween movies and the most "iconic" quotes from scary movies.

    This week, we had the Vice Presidential debate, so we played "Fact or Bullcrap" - Vice Presidents edition. 

    Brian also talked about his marriage win from last weekend and discussed his #FirstWorldProblem after his dog got out and ran around his neighborhood for 45 minutes.

    Plus, a list of goals that people set for themselves during the pandemic. And Shaw ALMOST killed Brian when they went golfing on Thursday!

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    48 min
  • The one with October!

    This week kicked off with "National Drink Beer Day", so we played a beer edition of Fact or Bullcrap with Shaw on Monday. Tuesday was "National Coffee Day", so we had a list of things other than coffee that help us wake up in the morning.

    We discussed the mundane chores that we hate doing and talked about what counts as "Being in a relationship".

    Plus, we talked about Papa Murphy's contest to find the oldest frozen pizza, and counted a few things to look forward to in October.

    Also, the "rules of the house" that have changed because of the pandemic.

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    49 min
  • The one with Shaw's haircut

    This week, we started out a man-down after Brian had a dog/nail incident.
    But, we ran through a list of some signs that you're a bad driver, plus, we had a great story about an electrician in Massachusetts that helped a nice, elderly lady that needed some serious assistance.
    Plus, we debated whether or not you could have sex in the guest room of a friend/relative's house if you spending the night.
    There was also the revelation that Richard Marx & Daisy Fuentes are not only STILL married, but they do a live show called "Tequila Talk" where they apparently get drunk on tequila & kiss a lot.
    Plus, Heather from the Coulee Region Humane Society joined us to talk about "Rounds For Rescues" on October 9th!
    We also discussed some stats from a recent survey about coffee...and some bad habits that could lead to saggy breasts.
    And, there's a company that wants to pay you a LOT of money to lose the quarantine 15.
    Lastly, we found out that Shaw needs a haircut...and of course, Brian made it weird.

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    52 min
  • The one with all the pizza

    This week, we talked a LOT about pizza. Our final Summer Party Tip of the year was about some of the great local pizza spots. And asked the kick-ass Rock listeners to add to the list. Which they DID!

    Plus, we talked about what your "gas station order" is when you're on a road trip.

    We also had a story about another woman who's addicted to plastic surgery...and we discussed the relatively unknown "celebrities" on Dancing With The Stars.

    And we talked to Molly Schuyler about her recent visit to La Crosse! Plus, weird roommates!

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    58 min
  • The one with Kaitlyn!

    This week we had Kaitlyn Riley filling in for Scott Robert Shaw and she did a GREAT job!

    We started the week off with a breakfast foods edition of "Fact or Bullcrap" on National Waffle Day. Plus, we ran down a list of the top projected Halloween costumes of 2020.

    We had a story about how you could get paid to be a Karen! Plus, every state's worst tourist attraction. Surprised to see the WI Dells was the worst in the dairy state.

    We also talked to Jimmy Heiderscheit of Monkey Wrench & the Homeland Conspiracy about the upcoming "Who Gives a Fest" drive-in music festival!

    Later in the week, it was National TP Day, and we broke down how much your toilet paper is truly worth. Plus, a new "Summer Party Tip" and our first ever edition of "You're killin' me, Kaitlyn"!!! She was excellent!

    She also scored major points during her first ever "Bad News with Happy Music". We also talked about what makes a successful relationship!

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    55 min
  • The one with the Friends clap

    This week, we started out with the Post Office being the top story and played "Fact or Bullcrap" - Post Office edition.

    Plus, another week full of some Good News with Bad Music...and another round of "Who'd you rather?"

    We also talked about your favorite way to eat a potato on National Potato Day. And our Summer Party Tip was a scenic trip around southern MN to see some great waterfalls.

    Shaw whiffed again on "You're killin' me, Shaws", and we tried to figure out how many claps were in the "Friends" theme song. (it's four)

    Plus, some stats on back-to-school shopping and we talked to La Crosse Firefighter Troy Glasel about their upcoming, virtual "Fill The Boot" campaign for MDA!

     

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    52 min
  • The one where Shaw got his Doritos

    This week, we surprised Shaw on Monday with some bags of his favorite flavor of Doritos thanks to our kickass listener, "Cheez"!!!!

    We also played had some tips for homeschooling your kids and played "Who'd you rather" - Red Light edition.

    Plus, a survey of people 65 & older found that you're not "old" until you're 77! We also talked about humans being creatures of habit.

    On Wednesday, Shaw guessed correctly for "You're killin' me, Shaws"!!!! Plus, we had a new Summer Party Tip and talked about some of the mistakes you might be making while drinking wine. 

    Also, we compared ourselves to the results of a recent survey about personal hygiene.

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    50 min

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Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw