ROCK MORNINGS

ROCK MORNINGS

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ROCK MORNINGS episodes

  • The one with getting paid to have sex.

    This week, we had "Watermelon Day" on Monday, so we played "Fact or Bullcrap - Watermelon edition" and we got an interesting story about Bob Uecker now that Brewer baseball is back on WKTY!

    Plus, Olympian Katie Ledecky showed off an unique talent in the pool, and we broke down the stats from a new survey about doing chores.

    Shaw once again whiffed on "You're killin' me, Shaws" on Wednesday, and we hooked you up with a new Summer Party Tip as well.

    Some really cool "Good News with Bad Music" later in the week, and a story about getting paid for testing out mattresses!

    Also, the "Top things you don't want to hear in the grocery store".

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    48 min
  • The one with Shaw's Doritos

    This week, we dealt with a LOT of personal shit on the show. 

    Early in the week, Brian had a problem with his water heater AND his AC, but thanks to Paul's Heating & AC, he killed two birds with one stone!

    Plus, we had a list of the reasons why we hate our boss.

    Shaw cost Brian $10 by knowing the movie on Wednesday during "You're killin' me, Shaws". Also on Wednesday, our Summer Party Tip was a wapatuli recipe!

    And then on Thursday, Shaw UNLOADED about his inability to find taco-flavored Doritos anywhere. Big thanks to all the kick-ass Rock listeners who tried to help track some down.

    Plus, some tips on how to help deal with "Maskne", and the average American household has 217 fights about doing the dishes every year!

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    48 min
  • The One With No Pennies

    Another busy week on the Morning Sickness....we kicked things off with the Monday Morning Throwback and we played "Fact or Bullcrap - French Fry edition" on National French Fry day!

    Plus, we talked to Dennis from Fire & Iron about their Burn Camp Ride! Wouldn't be a week without multiple stories about Karens running wild. Plus, Brian decided we should just get rid of change completely.

    We played "You're killin' me, Shaws" on Wednesday & got a winner who donated the $90 to the Rock Foundation(THANKS, NICK!). And a new Summer Party Tip thanks to the Flipside Pub & Grill. 

    There was a list of common phrases that you might be messing up, and we talked about Aftershock & Avalanche booze from back in the day. And we talked about a jeweler in Michigan who buried some treasure!

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    48 min
  • The one with Shaw going raw

    This week, we had another great drop by Shaw. We were talking about a new Tik Tok challenge where you give your cat an egg to see if the cat will protect it.

    We also had a new Summer Party Tip courtesy of the Flipside Pub & Grill on Wednesday....and Shaw actually got the movie quote during "You're killin' me, Shaws".

    We also talked to Gary Rudy about the upcoming Thunder Ride for Juvenile Diabetes.

    Plus, Brian talked about trying to convince his wife to live on a houseboat and we discussed our "silver linings" during the pandemic.

    We also found out about "butt facials"

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    47 min
  • The one with the PB&J

    This week, we started out with another round of "Fact or Bullcrap". Age limits was the topic this time around. Plus, we discussed our ketchup usage.

    More food talk later in the week with a big debate about how to make a PB & J. We also reminisced about the rules of the house growing up. And on Wednesday, we talked about camping hacks for our Summer Party Tip!

    Plus, are games like chess & checkers based on skill or luck? And a TERRIBLE story about a guy who got a leech inside of his manhood that gorged itself on his blood. Also, some stats on day drinkin'!

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    54 min
  • The one with getting older

    This week was loooooooooooong. At least, it felt long. We started off on Monday with another round of "Fact or Bullcrap" and we talked about the age that you start turning into your father. Plus, a list of the most popular candy from every state.

    Also, speaking of getting older, it doesn't have to suck! We had a few reasons getting older is a good thing! Plus, some unpopular opinions that you agree or disagree with...and another round of "You're killin' me, Shaws" on Wednesday.

    There was some great stuff on the internet this week about a Beetlejuice box set, and a family that made the most of their time in the lockdown by doing a low-budget recreation of "Pee Wee's Big Adventure". 

    And there was also a list of ten activities that families can do this summer to stay socially-distant and screen-free!

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    46 min
  • The one with all the movie stuff

    This week we talked a LOT about movies, mostly because Brian's OBSESSED with films...including "The Goonies" and the possibility of a sequel!

    Plus, we found out how rich Jeff Bezos of Amazon really is....and had a great story about a bar in Denver that's using something "spooky" to ensure proper social distancing. We also had some tips for your "staycation", and what therapists do when they get stressed.

    And as surprising as it might be, Wisconsin is NOT number one in the country for drinking beer. Also, some simple ways to find joy during this whole Corona thing...and a guy who supposedly sat on a fish the VERY wrong way.

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    48 min
  • The one with screen time

    This week was HOT! And it was the start of June, so we had a list of things to look forward to during the month of June, and played "Fact or Bullcrap" - June edition.

    Plus, a list of the "least shareable things you can think of" and a bunch of good news with bad music. There was also a new job created by a brewery that pays $20k just to hike the Appalachians!

    We discussed some grilling tips during our "Summer Party Tip" on Wednesday, and Shaw totally whiffed on "You're killin' me, Shaws".

    Plus, the "Top signs you're at a bad zoo" and our daily screen-time is outrageous!

    And on Friday, we celebrated "National Donut Day" by discussing America's favorite kinds of donuts!

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    56 min
  • The one with 97.5

    A short work week, but we still had plenty of stuff to talk about!

    We started off on Tuesday with a list of the excuses people have used to successfully escape a speeding ticket.

    Plus, we had our first "Summer Party Tip" of the year on Wednesday thanks to the Flipside Pub & Grill.

    We also talked about the top five social media posts that can cost you a job, along with a list of the "happiest" songs of all time!

    Then, we got a birthday request from someone who accidentally called us 97.5 instead of 95.7.

    On Thursday, a great story about a guy who broke into a bank to use their microwave to heat up his Hot Pockets....and a new contest from the makers of the "Whatchamacallit" candy bar that could win you $5,000!

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    53 min
  • The one with the Florida "She-Shed" woman

    This week started out with Tina Fey's birthday, so we played "Fact or Bullcrap" - Tina Fey edition. Plus, the top things you should consider before going back to a dine-in restaurant.

    We also discussed a list of the things that turn a house into a "home".......and apparently, we use a LOT of excuses to get out of doing things, so we talked about the top ones we use.

    Plus, a great story about a #FloridaWoman who burned down her own She-Shed over a TOWEL dispute. We also had to educate Shaw about the difference between a swinger party & an orgy.

    We talked about a list of the new subscription services people are using during the 'Rona, and we discussed the top 100 debut songs of all time. And of course, there was that story about the naughty Russian nurse!

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    56 min

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Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw