It's the spookiest time of the year, and we couldn't think of any better way to commemorate episode 69 (nice) than with one of the sexiest films Rifftrax ever tackled - Rock 'n Roll Nightmare! Behold the greasy nips of Jon Mikl-Thor! Behold the teased and lethal hair! Behold the not-very-good not-very-metal soundtrack! But more than anything, behold one of the most amazing riffs we've ever...well, beheld. Basically, behold all this shit.

Host segments: the origin of back-bacon; WHAT IS THIS MOVIE?; the logic of penis puppets; basically Canadian; metal mania; extended Rush tribute; we're all winners.

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