Rock Your Confessions

Rock Your Confessions

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Rock Your Confessions episodes

  • Dear Tom Brady, My Pelvis is Full of Love
    The girls are back to take your Super Bowl bets this week. Nichole discovers a new gender. Chelsea wants to look like Joan Rivers. What to do with finger sized nipples. Duplo Blocks has a sold out concert. The girls play an intense game of would you rather.
    43 min
  • P90 Sex
    We talk about COREGASMS. You don't have to stop at stop signs if they're 8ft or shorter. Nichole gets pissed on. Weird shit you believe when you're a kid. Babies are delivered through your mouth. Five star dining at Applebees. Broccoli makes your boobs grow.
    30 min
  • Bird Box vs. Bachelor
    Nichole and Chelsea are kicking off 2019 with some pop culture. Netflix has a new movie about birds, which Nichole will only watch blindfolded. We pay our respects to The Bad Girls Club. Chelsea almost went on the Bachelor. Could you date a virgin?
    37 min
  • New Year, New Clown Fetish
    Chelsea and Nichole recap their NYE. There's no car horns in the south. Meet the love of your life through Uber. How to avoid swinger invites. Find your new besties on Bumble. Is my chick-fil-a gift card a sufficient form of identification? Chelsea's local news debut. Clown Fetishes for life on this weeks episode of Rock Your Confessions!
    40 min
  • 2019 Year of the Nipple
    We discuss New Years Resolutions. Real friends pee the bed. How to incorporate Mickey Mouse into your sex life. Chelsea doesn't care about New Years. Nichole's birthday is the most important day of the year. New Year, New tits. Tater tots/Facetime your mom/Are we getting spray tans? Find out on this weeks episode!
    31 min
  • Penis Mugs vs. Honest Paperham
    Alexa sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake. If Nickelback is the gift that keeps on giving, why does everyone shit on them so hard? When you use condoms a lot you don't need a jacket. Wait until after Christmas to ask for a divorce and Nichole's kids are f*%#king fabulous.
    34 min
  • Sliding in the DMs vs. Santa Suits
    It's cuffing season on the east coast and Chelsea and Nichole are here to tell you about getting creepy in the DMs. Girls don't want to be hit on on Facebook. Santa con is the best event in December. Chelsea hates Reese cups. Make sure to show up at your wedding on this weeks episode.
    34 min
  • Bushwhacking And Other Shady Stories
    Our first long distance podcast! Chelsea and Nichole share people's shadiest stories and even dish some dirt of their own. Having sex in random neighbor's bushes is totally legal. Can you date someone with the same name as you? Parties are the gateway drug to gang bangs. And trust us, girls really know everything.
    41 min
  • Where's Deloris?
    LADIES, Do you know where your Deloris is? Nichole's cat golden shower's her coat closet. How to send your enemies a bag of gummy peens, and we discuss discontinuing funerals.
    39 min

About Rock Your Confessions

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Author of Rock Your Soul, Nichole Eaton & Millennial Confessions Blogger, Chelsea Emery