The description for episode 9 is actually the description for this episode! We made a mistake! Read last week's description for this week's episode! You'll be glad you did...

The android, Eugene 2000, treats Lt. Linley's abdominal wound with an electro-laser blast, and Commander Train and former Acting Captain Casey become ominous...

Eugene 2000, enjoying his freedom from ethical pressures, toys with Captain Major in the latter's quest for more space gin.

Eugene 2000, the rocket ship Vanguard's unconvincing android, explains the ethical framework behind "the four suggestions of robotics" while Cadet Billy frets about the future of humanity at the mercy of these "suggestions," and also whether he has enough cathode ray tubes.

Dr. Springbok again withholds medical care, this time from Lt. Linley, who has endured an accidental abdominal wound from Cadet Billy's horns. Meanwhile, embedded space reporter Sparky McClean entices Lt. Commander Chesterfield into her cabin to get extra points for their next Couple's Therapy session

Cadet Cindy and Lt. Commander Chesterfield have an uncomfortable encounter in the corridor, and then she barely escapes being pulled into Couple's therapy with Chesterfield and Sparky McClean. Meanwhile, Dr. Springbok refuses to treat Cadet Neddy for his back injury because, she says, he has aged out of eligibility for space medical care.

The combined crews on the rocket ship Vanguard are having further difficulty sharing quarters, especially Drs. Dankmeme and Springbok, and even more especially, Sparky McClean and Gretchen Munch, ambitious space journalists. Also fretful are those made uneasy by the new chain of command...

Cadet Neddy injures himself moving Dr. Dankmeme's belongings into Dr. Springbok's cabin, and Lt. Commander Fawna receives some very disappointing news from Commander Train!

Because of the mysterious scuttling of the Knausgaard, Commander Train summons both crews to a meeting on the Vanguard, where she offends the two crews—deeply—by ordering them to share quarters. Outrageous!

After the scuttling of the rocket ship Knausgaard, fraudulent Martian Ambassador to Earth faces the space media to explain that none of it was his fault, but soon the Moon Guards show up to collect him for "Round up Aliens Day"!