Rogue has finally arrived, sugah dumplings, and she has two moms. Two terrible, terrible moms. Professor Xavier would be a better parent, but not by a lot, because he still sucks in this episode. Rogue has to figure things out for herself, as usual. The results are still pretty bad-ass even though she's just a kid.

X-Men Spotlight: Destiny, a.k.a. Irene Adler (from Sherlock Holmes?!?!?!?)

Next week's episode: "Mutant Crush," X-Men: Evolution

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