Roleplay Retcon

Yass, henny! The inaugural episode of our remake of the 2000 Dungeons & Dragons movie covers about the first 17 minutes of the original film, so we might want to pick up the pace after this one. Still, there's a lot in that 17 minutes: Heists, ever-morphing British accents, the eponymous dragons, betrayal, treasure, murder, mayhem, and mage hand!

We're going full meta by remaking the 2000 Courtney Solomon Dungeons & Dragons movie using, shockingly, Dungeons & Dragons 5E. This series is a little different than our others, in that... well, you'll have to listen, because it's a little wild. Also, if you're new to D&D, come listen to series Director Alex conduct the crashiest of courses. This series features Kim from the Chaotic Goodness podcast!

It's a Righters' Room for the 2004 Barry Levinson film Envy, a boring story that completely fails to deliver on its premise and somehow wastes Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Amy Poehler, and Rachel Weisz. So, we brought in two rising geniuses in the film industry, the pitchmasters at the Big Meeting! podcast! 

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Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. wrap party! We talk about the original 1993 film and how our version stacks up next to it. Plus, What's O.L.D. is N.O.W. creator Mike Myler joins us! 

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MUSIC

The Mario Siblings, Princesses, Geno, and Peach fight for the souls and futures of their worlds.

W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler.

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In their final moments, the Mario siblings remember the roads they've taken.

W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler.

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Find your Pole Position and press A when the yellow light shows up and a third racing video game reference as the Mario Siblings race for the fate of the city.

The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep!

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"Imagiro," Camelia," "Fingerprints," and "Welcome to the Show" by Challenger Deep.

"Speed of Light" by Joe Satriani

Original Super Mario Bros. score by Alan Silvestri

The Mario Brothers get Good Plumber, Bad Plumber with Bowser's body double back at HQ. Meanwhile, Portia and the princesses try to learn about their mysterious new self-proclaimed ally Geno.

The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep!

W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler.

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"Imagiro," Camelia," "Immersive," and "The Start of Something New" by Challenger Deep.

"Reversion 2015" by Nicolas Gasparini.

The Mario Siblings' reunion has to be quick, because now it's time to take the elevator to the top of Bowser's Castle to face the big man himself.

W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler.

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"Imagiro," Camelia," "Immersive," "The Start of Something New," and "Welcome to the Show" by Challenger Deep.

"Reversion 2015" by Nicolas Gasparini.

Original "Super Mario Bros." score by Alan Silvestri.

It's a jailbreak, from both inside and out, as the Mario siblings fight to reunite! Cool Hand Luigi explains collective bargaining to a literal captive audience, and Portia and Mario team up to sneak (or whatever Mario is doing) inside Bowser's castle to free their sibling from his lasagna lockdown.

The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep!

W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler.

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