The sun sets on Forks, Washington.

"We Lucky Few," "W/ Half a Disease," "Eschatology," and "Small Enough to Fit in Your Pocket" from "Eschatologies" by The Wolves of Chernobyl.

Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell.

The Kids Aren't Alright in episode 6 of Roleplay Retcon does Twilight, and the adults aren't doing great, either. Bradley and Estella have to deal with the contents of the mystery box that arrived at the Swan house, and Carlisle has a grim diagnosis for Madge.

"The Dragon of Round Rock," "All We're Offered," and "Small Enough to Fit in Your Pocket" from the album Eschatologies by The Wolves of Chernobyl.

"Moonlight Sonata" by Beethoven.

"Reversion 2015" by Nicolas Gasparini

Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell.

Estella and Brad's feelings pull them in different directions. Charlie looks for Madge where it all began 15 years ago.

"My Clumsy Tongue" and "This Terrible It" by The Wolves of Chernobyl.

Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell.

Welp, get comfortable: We accidentally made a bottle episode! Tensions of all sorts rise as a borderline-manic Charlie forces Estella, Bradley, and Madge to hunker down in the Swan house. Bradley makes the most of it by asking Estella all the questions you had about vampires, but were too afraid to ask.

"Beloved Bones" by The Wolves of Chernobyl

Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell

Episode 3 of Roleplay Retcon's re-imagining of Twilight introduces new challenger Jacob Black. We'd call him a "dark horse" but "horse," somehow, doesn't quite fit? Meanwhile, Edward Finch plays mind games with Charlie and reveals some juicy details from Madge's phone.

"The Dragon of Round Rock," "My Clumsy Tongue," and "Safe Harbor" by The Wolves of Chernobyl.

Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell.

More darkness covers Forks in episode 2 of Twilight. Bradley gets closer to Estella and further from Charlie when a secret from his past is revealed to him. Alex's taint ruins everything.

Featuring "This Terrible It" and "W/ Half a Disease" by The Wolves of Chernobyl.

It's the first day of classes at Ryan Stiles High School, and awkward senior Bradley Swan is stumbling through conversations with the supernaturally attractive-yet-equally-awkward Estella Cullen. Meanwhile, a suspicious death in the woods seems like more than just a typical hunt-gone-wrong, and Police Chief Charlie (and distant Dad to Bradley) is worried it might be tied to a dark chapter in the town's history.

Music:

"Autumn" by Puscifer.

Jensie takes the GM throne and runs us through the world-building and character-building mechanics of Evil Hat Productions' Fate Core. We also reveal the movie we're retconning in this series, which our guest player, Haley Koch, is an expert and OG fan of!

The gif we talk about (proooobably NSFW)

The other picture we talk about (very wholesome)

It's Wrap Party time! We talk the ups and downs of our Crystal Skull series, our pitches for the second draft of our script, and listener submissions of their own retcons and feelings on the original film!

Indy and Jock go back to where it all began to rescue Esperanza, stop Schneider, and finally solve the mystery of the crystal skulls.

"Reversion 2015" by Nicolas Gasparini

Original Indiana Jones score by John Williams.