Roleplay Retcon

Mario and Luigi get formally introduced to their new world and new friends, but pleasantries are cut short when Troopas raid Bullet Bill's Bar and Grill.

W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler.

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Our remake the 1993 live action Super Mario Bros. movie begins! We cut a lot of the original film loose, but don't worry: Everything still has spikes on it. Luigi is played by our guest star, the incomparable Charles Edward Cheez. Plus, the soundtrack has music by very cool math rock band Challenger Deep!

New to Roleplay Retcon? We remake infamous box office flops using roleplaying games, jokes, and a lot of hindsight.

MUSIC

Original Super Mario Bros. score by Alan Silvestri

It's Episode Zero of Super Mario Bros. (the Movie)! Guest player Charlie Welsh joins Alex in planting his Thwomp Stomper-equipped feet on the ground and saying "this movie is perfect and it's a travesty to remake it." We also go over the basics of W.O.I.N., the RPG system we used for this series!

"Super Mario 64 - File Select // Metal Cover" by Simon Loveridge

Jacqui Castle, author of the dystopian science fiction novel The Seclusion, joins Roleplay Retcon for an evening of tearing down and rebuilding Jared Hess's legendarily disgusting Gentlemen Broncos.

"In the Year 2525" by Zager and Evans

Nothing But Trouble was a short series, so this is a a short li'l baby Rehash, just an itty bitty 6-pound newborn infant, a tiny-winy crying child all swadd

Music

"Valkenvania Suite" by Michael Kamen

The finale of Nothing But Trouble begins with a Daniel Radcliffe original tucked under the jacket arm of a Kohl's pantsuit, and ends with... well, it doesn't end with a whisper!

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Can romance bloom in a kangaroo court? Is there gold in that there mansion? Is the outside world rollercoaster-car accessible? These questions may be answered in this episode!

"Valkenvania Suite" by Michael Kamen

"Lovely Piano Song" by Rafael Krux

"Black Velvet" cover by The Lost Fingers, original by Alannah Myles

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It's a new series, and the GM hat passes to... nobody, because we're doing maybe the most popular GM-less game there is, Fiasco! We'll be using it to remake Dan Androyd's ugly 1991 baby Nothing But Trouble.

"Valkenvania Suite" by Michael Kamen. 

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Join us for our first Righter's Room (though we never quite get around to that name in this episode) where, for one night only, Roleplay Retcon turns their gaming table into a writer's room table and talk about their ideas for re-imagining The Santa Clause 3 with special guest Franz Sweeney of The Land Above podcast.

The Santa Clause 3 original score by George S. Clinton.

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It's wrap party time! How did we do on Twilight? We discuss that and the original work, and also read some audience Retcons!

"Small Enough to Fit in Your Pocket" and "Eschatology" by The Wolves of Chernobyl.