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  • The Affordables 1.3: Three Badasses And A Baby

    3 years after their last mission, The Affordables get a call to escort a demonic canine called The "Dog Goblin" around town for a few hours until he decides to leave for another decade or so. The gang quickly realizes that this will be no easy task and then ultimately decide they hate that spoiled little demon mutt; Chimichanga especially hates it. Let's see what happens, shall we?!



    1 hr 29 min
  • The Affordables 1.2: Five Guys Right To My Thighs

    Today, we meet Everett as she learns of new Medieval Pop music, and the chaotic inner workings of who's in charge of music. The Affordables then must band together to stop a war between robots and skeletons in the Jungles of Bezos because Blake Dancer has a special sapling growing there. Are the Affordables up to the task? Yeah probably

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    1 hr 44 min
  • The Affordables 1.1: Teddy Or Not, Here Come The Affordables

    Posting early to give you something to alleviate Election Day Jitters! Vote Blue so we can flush the orange turd down once and for all *Episode Description and inspiration below**

    We offer you a new kind of show with a title based on a time where Adam and Justin played with action figures as adults...and they made all the characters do dumb shit, have dumb voices, and complete dumb tasks. This was right around the time "The Expendables" was becoming a huge hit, and so Adam and Justin decided to call their ragtag team of militants, "The Affordables." 

    Now here we are in late 2024 releasing a blend of 80s-inspired retro bullshit with some modern bullshit with a flexible cast of characters. In this series, we are delighted to welcome back one of the original Rollplayers, David! He reprises his role as Luke "Chimichanga" Smith who needs to make some merc money after Sierra went down. We also see Justin make his appearance as Jack Lazer, an 80s action hero who was thawed out in the year 2024. Both of these men have responded to a Craigslist ad from Blake Dancer, a 19 year old game streamer who wants to prevent monsters from overtaking his favorite vacation spots. 

    Today, the Affordables will face an enemy of fluffy proportions. 


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    1 hr 40 min
  • Savage City 11 - SQLFUX

    While investigating a string of murders, the gang meets someone from Stoop's past before heading to a seedy bar looking for leads! Will they get any closer to finding out who is out there melting people's heads?!

    1 hr 9 min
  • Savage City - Sick, Sick Dogs

    There's a lot of murder and a lot of intrigue going on in Savage City and our heroes are on the case! That is of course once they stop fighting and going in the wrong direction!

    1 hr 5 min
  • Savage City - Who's the Boss?

    Snow and Stoop wrap up ruining a train in the desert and forget about their supposedly dead friend Evan who returns after a week of recuperation to find Snow has trashed his apartment. Then Stoop gets some bad news!

    50 min
  • Savage City - The Sound of Science

    Evan recovers from his near death experience among some scaley dudes while Snow and Stop stoop a train... wait.

    If you like the song at the end, find more of Adam's music here: https://open.spotify.com/album/0n0fNVRX1uwxPorfykGteL?si=bvynGcAhS1OVA2KCg8C2Uw

    1 hr 3 min

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If you are seeking alternative TTRPG's to play, check out our show! We play a myriad of TTRPG such as Savage Worlds, Monster of the Week, and Call of Cthulhu, (to name a few). You can start at any…