Romance Writer's Therapy

The girls record their first episode together in Michigan! 

It's important to start this episode with a reminder with just how bad we are at math. 

• Setting up an Etsy Vs. Woocommerce
• What to Stock
• Intermittent Nail Polish Breaks
• How to Run a Giveaway
• Strategies Around Engaging Your Reader Group

Pre-Order Kate Prior's newest book, Mated to My One Night Stand, where a fateful hookup reveals Logan's mate, but Ava wants nothing to do with him. 

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You can find Kate on threads @bykateprior and Instagram @bykateprior and Marty on TikTok @martyveeauthor and Instagram @martyveeauthor and Twitter @martyveeauthor.

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The Highlights:

• New Recording Time, Who Dis
• Marty's Dilemna: Two Books, One HEA
• Kate Recaps the 2019 Tumblr Nose-Dive
• Vanity Metrics VS. Backlog Awareness 
• Long, Possibly Bad Shelved Projects
• Bob Ross and the Order Of Operation
• Spending 10x the Time to Write A Sentence as A Reader Spends Reading It
• Instead of a Mind Palace Kate Has A Mind TrashCan
• Quick Graphic Designer Tip (Interrupted)
• Kate Doesn't Read Instructions
• Back to the Graphic Designer Tip For Authors
• Marty's Imaginary Social Media Manager
• The Tumblr Factoid Becomes Relevant Here

Pre-Order Kate Prior's newest book, Mated to My One Night Stand, where a fateful hookup reveals Logan's mate, but Ava wants nothing to do with him. 

Marty Vee's newest book A Bitter Suite Divide is out now! Sign up for Marty's newsletter at her website to get Entirely Yours for free!

You can find Kate on threads @bykateprior and Instagram @bykateprior and Marty on TikTok @martyveeauthor and Instagram @martyveeauthor and Twitter @martyveeauthor.

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The Highlights:

• Sometimes It's Better that an Opportunity Missed You
• Publishing Is Intensely Cyclical
• Statistically, How Are You Doing?
• The Fruits of Consistency
• Sometimes You Have to Make Terrible Choices (For Your Sinuses)
• Who Would Have Guessed that Authors Run on Positive Feedback
• Different Strategies for Writing Series
• Critically Acclaimed Holes Romance Subplot (2012)
• Pull Quotes Are Unnessarily Hard
• Bad Boys On Bicycles
• It's Ok to Write the Indulgent Stuff
• Kate Loves Late ARC Reviews
• Marty Doesn't DNF and Tell
• What Even Is a Street Team
• Marty Has Lost Center-Justified Text Privileges

The Gargoyle from General Management, the latest in Kate Prior's Claws and Cubicles series.

Marty Vee's newest book Hazel and Elijah Find Out is now available. Sign up for Marty's newsletter at her website to get Hazel and Elijah Don't Get Caucht for free!

You can find Kate on Twitter @bykateprior and Instagram @bykateprior and Marty on TikTok @martyveeauthor and Instagram @martyveeauthor and Twitter @martyveeauthor.

Please subscribe and rate our podcast, it helps us reach new listeners!

Pre-Order Kate Prior's newest book, Mated to My One Night Stand, where a fateful hookup reveals Logan's mate, but Ava wants nothing to do with him. 

Marty Vee's newest book A Bitter Suite Divide is out now! Sign up for Marty's newsletter at her website to get Entirely Yours for free!

You can find Kate on threads @bykateprior and Instagram @bykateprior and Marty on TikTok @martyveeauthor and Instagram @martyveeauthor and Twitter @martyveeauthor.

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The Highlights:

• We Don't Care for Episode Topics
• Gaslight Yourself Into Thinking Your Book is Good
• Marty Forgot Her Dog Outside But It's FINE
• FOMO About BookCons When You Don't Even like Leading the House
• Kate Hates NYC on an NJ Level
• Author Group Chats are Good and Bad for Learning
• Bite Off What You Can Chew, Despite FOMO
• Cultivating Joy In A Writing Career
• The Importance of Good Reviews for Your Soul
• Quarterly Reminder to Read Bringing Down the Duke
• Figure Out If Your Standards for Success Are Reasonable
• Marty Is Writing the Christopher Nolan Equivalent of a Christmas Romance Novella
• Romances that Ask You To Do Math
• ""Do the Work""

The Gargoyle from General Management, the latest in Kate Prior's Claws and Cubicles series.

Marty Vee's newest book Hazel and Elijah Find Out is now available. Sign up for Marty's newsletter at her website to get Hazel and Elijah Don't Get Caucht for free!

You can find Kate on Twitter @bykateprior and Instagram @bykateprior and Marty on TikTok @martyveeauthor and Instagram @martyveeauthor and Twitter @martyveeauthor.

Please subscribe and rate our podcast, it helps us reach new listeners!

Pre-Order Kate Prior's newest book, Mated to My One Night Stand, where a fateful hookup reveals Logan's mate, but Ava wants nothing to do with him. 

Marty Vee's newest book A Bitter Suite Divide is out now! Sign up for Marty's newsletter at her website to get Entirely Yours for free!

You can find Kate on threads @bykateprior and Instagram @bykateprior and Marty on TikTok @martyveeauthor and Instagram @martyveeauthor and Twitter @martyveeauthor.

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The Highlights:

• Kate Can't Rawdog a Movie
• 5 Minutes Straight of Explaining The Above
• It's Andrew's Podcast Now
• Marty's Plans for Release
• Romancelandia Discourse
• You Can't Tell But We Edited Out The Part Where We Retcon Whatever The Episode Was Going to Be About
• If You Read this Book Wrong
• The Metaphor Ran Away from Me
• Outlines Have A Strange DNFing Power Over Marty
• What If This Isn't Actually the Best Way to Begin this Book?
• Note for Future Kate: First Thought Best Thought When It Comes to Where You Start a Story
• Marty's Thoughts on Breaking Long-Established Writer's Advice
• There's So Many Things You Have to Get Right
• The Humiliation Kink ScreenWriter of the 90's

The Gargoyle from General Management, the latest in Kate Prior's Claws and Cubicles series.

Marty Vee's newest book Hazel and Elijah Find Out is now available. Sign up for Marty's newsletter at her website to get Hazel and Elijah Don't Get Caucht for free!

You can find Kate on Twitter @bykateprior and Instagram @bykateprior and Marty on TikTok @martyveeauthor and Instagram @martyveeauthor and Twitter @martyveeauthor.

Please subscribe and rate our podcast, it helps us reach new listeners

Pre-Order Kate Prior's newest book, Mated to My One Night Stand, where a fateful hookup reveals Logan's mate, but Ava wants nothing to do with him. 

Marty Vee's newest book A Bitter Suite Divide is out now! Sign up for Marty's newsletter at her website to get Entirely Yours for free!

You can find Kate on threads @bykateprior and Instagram @bykateprior and Marty on TikTok @martyveeauthor and Instagram @martyveeauthor and Twitter @martyveeauthor.

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Katerina Stone is back! Kate, Marty and Katerina chat about the last four episodes of Bridgerton season 3. They have some mixed feelings and hot takes! Prepare yourself, or don't, it's up to you.

SPOILERS ABOUND! Watch Bridgerton season three before listening, but don't forget to listen. (And maybe read the first 5 books in the series… 'Kay, thanks!)

Their assessment of season two is here!

You can find Katerina Stone's hilarious tweets @stone_katerina and her Instagram @katerinastoneromance.

The Gargoyle from General Management, the latest in Kate Prior's Claws and Cubicles series.

Marty Vee's newest book Hazel and Elijah Find Out is now available. Sign up for Marty's newsletter at her website to get Hazel and Elijah Don't Get Caucht for free!

You can find Kate on Twitter @bykateprior and Instagram @bykateprior and Marty on TikTok @martyveeauthor and Instagram @martyveeauthor and Twitter @martyveeauthor.

Please subscribe and rate our podcast, it helps us reach new listeners

Pre-Order Kate Prior's newest book, Mated to My One Night Stand, where a fateful hookup reveals Logan's mate, but Ava wants nothing to do with him. 

Marty Vee's newest book A Bitter Suite Divide is out now! Sign up for Marty's newsletter at her website to get Entirely Yours for free!

You can find Kate on threads @bykateprior and Instagram @bykateprior and Marty on TikTok @martyveeauthor and Instagram @martyveeauthor and Twitter @martyveeauthor.

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Jami Albright joins Marty in this episode about understanding and presenting your author brand!

Jami shares her expertise on the promise an author makes to their readers, figuring out what is the unique thing you offer in your writing/books, and pinning down your ideal reader. She not only give advice on how to build your brand, but actionable tasks to find it and understand it.

CW, during the last ten or so minutes Jami touches on cancer, family member death, and the grieving process.

Find Jami and her author-consulting business at https://www.jamialbright.com/

Get Marty's latest novel Hazel and Elijah Find Out.

Sign up for Marty's newsletter at her website to get "Hazel and Elijah Don't Get Caught" for free!

You can find Kate on Twitter @bykateprior, and Instagram @bykateprior, and Tiktok @bykateprior. Marty can be found on TikTok @martyveeauthor and Instagram @martyveeauthor and Twitter @martyveeauthor.

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Pre-Order Kate Prior's newest book, Mated to My One Night Stand, where a fateful hookup reveals Logan's mate, but Ava wants nothing to do with him. 

Marty Vee's newest book A Bitter Suite Divide is out now! Sign up for Marty's newsletter at her website to get Entirely Yours for free!

You can find Kate on threads @bykateprior and Instagram @bykateprior and Marty on TikTok @martyveeauthor and Instagram @martyveeauthor and Twitter @martyveeauthor.

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We're back with our lovely friend Katerina Stone, to do what we did last time. This time it's about season 3 (the first four episodes).

Pre-Order Kate Prior's newest book, Mated to My One Night Stand, where a fateful hookup reveals Logan's mate, but Ava wants nothing to do with him. 

Marty Vee's newest book A Bitter Suite Divide is out now! Sign up for Marty's newsletter at her website to get Entirely Yours for free!

You can find Kate on threads @bykateprior and Instagram @bykateprior and Marty on TikTok @martyveeauthor and Instagram @martyveeauthor and Twitter @martyveeauthor.

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This week's episode, Marty talks with guest author Lauren Connolly about time management. 

Pre-Order Kate Prior's newest book, Mated to My One Night Stand, where a fateful hookup reveals Logan's mate, but Ava wants nothing to do with him. 

Marty Vee's newest book A Bitter Suite Divide is out now! Sign up for Marty's newsletter at her website to get Entirely Yours for free!

You can find Kate on threads @bykateprior and Instagram @bykateprior and Marty on TikTok @martyveeauthor and Instagram @martyveeauthor and Twitter @martyveeauthor.

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This episode contains little Vingettes of:

The Ritual Is Simple, Are You Recording?
Marty Outlines her Year Long Plan (this is from february)
In Your Heart You Know Second Place Is Losing
The Emotional Rollercoaster of Giveaways
Canva Punishments
Penis Envy but It's Over Book Length
In Defense of the Short Stories
It Keeps Coming back to Subjectivity 
The TV Fascism in Kate's Home
Marty Says "Bastard" Better than Anyone Ever
[Through Clenched Teeth] Have You Ever Tried Relaxing?

Pre-Order Kate Prior's newest book, Mated to My One Night Stand, where a fateful hookup reveals Logan's mate, but Ava wants nothing to do with him. 

Marty Vee's newest book A Bitter Suite Divide is out now! Sign up for Marty's newsletter at her website to get Entirely Yours for free!

You can find Kate on threads @bykateprior and Instagram @bykateprior and Marty on TikTok @martyveeauthor and Instagram @martyveeauthor and Twitter @martyveeauthor.

Please subscribe and rate our podcast, it helps us reach new listeners!