Prepare yourselves for a very unfunny episode. This movie was so darn good that we barely had any jokes at all. We talk the market for miniatures, baking at house parties, and if Gabriel Byrne made it off of the Ghost Ship. Make sure the rate and subscribe, otherwise we’ll come and possess your bodies. These mortal forms grow weak.

Stats/info: 2018, directed by Ari Aster and starring Toni Collette, Alex Wolff, Milly Shapiro, and Gabriel Byrne.

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Here’s the deal, Death is Type A personality and you do NOT f*ck with it’s plans! This week we watched “Final Destination” and rather enjoyed it?! Gather round as we discuss toilet shots, Jen way undershooting how many people die a day (she’s very optimistic for the human race), and how the main two characters form a relationship when nobody was watching. Don’t cheat us or death and be sure to rate and subscribe on Itunes!

Stats/info: 2000, directed by James Wong and starring Ali Larter, Devon Sawa, Kerr Smith, Kristen Cloke, Seann William Scott, and Amanda Detmer

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Man, oh man, was this rough. A movie we thought was going to be good, but was actually just...not. We talk spider squatter's rights, nonsensical jokes, and how bored we were watching this movie. Do yourself a favor and check out Under the Skin and give this one a skip (seriously, you’re better off watching Ghost Ship). Remember to subscribe and rate, otherwise...spider bite chya.

Stats/info: 2002, directed by Ellory Elkayem and starring David Arquette, Kari Wuhrer, Scott Terra and Scarlett Johansson.

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Ghosts? Ships? Gold? This week we watched 2002’s, “Ghost Ship.” This ended up being another big let down for us. Just like the rest of society, the only thing we remembered about this movie was the opening scene where everyone gets sliced like fancy cake. Join us as we discuss too much boat talk, ghost quotas, and that one indie movie from 1997, “Titanic.” Always choose the gold and be sure to subscribe and rate us on iTunes!

Stats/info: 2002, directed by Steven Beck. Starring Emily Browning, Julianna Margulies, Desmond Harrington, Ron Eldard, Gabriel Byrne, Karl Urban, and Isaiah Washington.

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Do the creep (ahhh), do the creep (ahhhh). As a couple of creeps ourselves, we have the authority to say that this guy is a creep! We sidebar A LOT during this one, talking Sam Heughan as Charlie Weasley, the time Jen got flustered just looking at someone dressed as Spike, and inviting Hades to your childhood birthday party. So get your knees flexin’ and your arms T-Rexin’ and creep on over to iTunes to review and subscribe!

Stats/info: 2014, directed by Patrick Brice. Starring Patrick Brice and Mark Duplass,

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This movie is dripping in 90’s realness and we are LIVING.IT.FOR.IT. This week we watch 1997’s “I Know What You Did Last Summer!” Put on your metal arm band and spike your hair real high as we talk about the ultimate 90’s triple acronym squad (except Ryan Phillippe, he only has two initials (Shyamalan twist we pronounced his last name wrong [on 2 accounts] the entire episode)), CRUEL INTENTION SPOILERS, gateway brain teaser problems, and give a special shoutout to our friends string cheese and mirrors. Turn on your melodramatic 90’s music, slap some sunscreen on and be sure to rate and subscribe our the dude in a sweet, sweet, duster will come and fish hook ya.

Stats/info: 1997, directed by Jim Gillespie. Starring Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Freddie Prinze Jr., and Ryan Phillippe

 

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A class B-Movie suggested by #1 listener, Stupid Josh! We attempt to understand the family dynamics of this film, as well as the strange reason you should never tell anyone Mother-Aunt Martha did your physical. Join us in talking uncomfortable Director Commentaries, the 80’s version of “Light as a feather, stiff as a board”, and how much we hate pervy white dudes. Rate and subscribe before you get run over by a negligent water skier!

Stats/info:1983, written and directed by Robert Hiltzik. Starring Felissa Rose, Jonathan Tiersten, Karen Fields, Christopher Collet.

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This week we dive on in, into one of the most garbage movies ever, 2005’s “Aeon Flux.” Jen is still confused on what his movie is about and Molly had a “light bulb moment” after having realized what this movie is actually about after 14 yrs. Join us as we discuss this movie’s obsession with beans, hands for feet, and blimp tentacle memorials; bonus, you get to hear us sing the entire Kim Possible theme song, completely out of tune. Be sure to rate and subscribe us on iTunes or you’ll have to figure out what this movie is about.

Stats/info: Directed by Karyn Kusama, starring Charlize Theron, Marton Csokas, Sophia Okonedo, and Frances McDormand

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The thrilling ending to It! Please sign our petition for Daddywise, the Grinch, and Leprechaun to start a theeeeeatre troupe together, as they are both sassy, garbage loving, well dwelling actors. We maintain we could definitely take a whole class of middle schoolers, whereas Daddywise can only take a few, despite the fact that he is an interdimensional being of evil.  Don’t forget to subscribe and rate, and welcome to the Loser’s Club, asshole.

Stats/info: Directed by Andy Muschietti, starring Jaeden Lieberher, Bill Skarsgård,Jeremy Ray Taylor, Sophia Lillis, Finn Wolfhard, Chosen Jacobs, Jack Dylan Grazer, Wyatt Oleff.

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Our favorite movie ever featuring #Daddywise! We had a lot to say about this movie, so it ended up turning into a two-parter. We love #claddy, and maintain that the real villains of this movie are the pervy old white men. Billy Skarsgaard’s drooling is top drawer and truly something to be admired. Now, gentle reader, listen if you dare...for this film will give you quite a scare.

Stats/info: Directed by Andy Muschietti, starring Jaeden Lieberher, Bill Skarsgård,Jeremy Ray Taylor, Sophia Lillis, Finn Wolfhard, Chosen Jacobs, Jack Dylan Grazer, Wyatt Oleff.

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