Ross O'Carroll-Kelly @ The Irish Times

By The Irish Times

Described by George Hook as the greatest Irish player never to make it and described by everyone else who knows him as a shallow, self-obsessed idiot.... more

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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly @ The Irish Times episodes:

November 24, 2023 ‘Sneaking around behind my wife’s back is something I’m very, very good at, in fairness to me’
“If we do this,” she goes, “my husband can’t find out about it. Under any circumstances?”
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November 17, 2023 I wake up on Sunday morning thinking, am I having one of my famous erotic dreams?
Or is Sorcha standing at the end of the bed, wearing the Tory Burch tennis whites she bought last summer to watch Wimbledon?

She’s like, “Are you ready?”

“Ready?” I go. “In terms of?”

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November 10, 2023 Sorcha is like me before every Ireland squad announcement – in other words, focking delusional
It’s the Killiney and Dalkey Combined Christmas Fete meeting, and we’re about as welcome as a snot-nosed kid in a bridal shop
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November 03, 2023 ‘When I close my eyes at night, I can still see that bird’s horrible, leering face’
“Sur! Prise!” we all go.

But the old man – standing at the bottom of the stairs in Shanahan’s on the Green – barely raises a smile.
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October 27, 2023 ‘Sorcha, I honestly don’t think we can just saunter in here like nothing has happened’
I’m there, “I have a bad feeling about this.”
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October 27, 2023 ‘Ross, this is all your fault, you sniggering halfwit - that daughter of yours has been going wrong since the day she was born’
It’s a sad day. Everyone agrees. Not as sad – hand on hort – as Ireland losing to the All Blacks last weekend.
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October 13, 2023 ‘Ross, didn’t you get a present of an All Blacks jersey once and use it to wash the cor?’
So we’re in Corcoran’s on the famous Boulevord de Clichy – we’re talking me, Christian, JP, Oisinn and Fionn – and I’m telling the goys why I think we’ll beat the All Blacks on Saturday and why I think it won’t even be close? But they only want one question answered.
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October 06, 2023 ‘What does being Johnny Sexton’s hype man involve exactly, Dad?’
I’m there, “I’d be in Paris now if things had been different,” and when I say different, I mean if my daughter hadn’t been chorged with 277 counts of criminal damage.
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September 29, 2023 ‘I’ve never seen Sorcha so upset - and given my record as a husband, that’s a genuine achievement’
I’ve never seen Sorcha so upset? And given my record as a husband, that’s a genuine achievement. She’s literally shaking with rage and whatever else is bubbling inside her, which is the reason I’m staying on the other side of the kitchen island.
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September 22, 2023 ‘Dad, you need to ask yourself what do you want to be – a rugby fan or a good father?’
I love a crowd. Yeah, no, that’s as true of me now as it was back in my days as the best number 10 in the history of Irish schools rugby and the goy that every girl wanted to be with. I love the feeling of people staring at me with their gobs open in just, like, wonder.
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FAQs about Ross O'Carroll-Kelly @ The Irish Times:

How many episodes does Ross O'Carroll-Kelly @ The Irish Times have?

The podcast currently has 604 episodes available.