Ross O'Carroll-Kelly @ The Irish Times

By The Irish Times

Described by George Hook as the greatest Irish player never to make it and described by everyone else who knows him as a shallow, self-obsessed idiot.... more

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July 28, 2023 Father and son. From the same city. And we might as well be a donkey talking to a parrot
So it’s, like, ten o’clock on a Friday night and Ronan’s at the front door. He goes, “How are you fixed for the Oddle Arelint football fidal on Suddendee, Rosser?”
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July 14, 2023 ‘We caught the so-called SUV avenger tonight, in the actual act!’
Sorcha smiles warmly at me – an event so rare that it’s actually worth mentioning. “I’m so proud of our daughter,” she goes. “She’s turning into a wonderful young woman.”
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July 07, 2023 People like us don’t get embarrassed. That’s how we’ve ended up where we are in life
The old man rings me at, like, two o’clock in the afternoon and goes, “Ross! You’re not busy, are you?”
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June 30, 2023 ‘What if the SUV Avenger turned out to be your daughter, Sorcha?’
“Oh my God,” Sorcha goes, “they’ve struck again!”

I’m there, “What are you talking about? As in, like, what the fock?”
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June 24, 2023 The SUV Avenger has slashed the tyres on Sorcha’s cor
So – yeah, no – we’re at the recycling centre with a boot full of empty cans and bottles from a recent borbecue to celebrate Sorcha’s 43rd birthday and me having nine penalty points wiped from my driving licence on appeal.
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June 16, 2023 ‘Bloomsday is God’s way of telling middle class people they have too much time on their hands’
I’m standing outside the famous Galloper on the Stillorgan dualler when Ronan rocks up. He’s as surprised to see me as I am to see him?
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June 09, 2023 There’s nothing like the school sports day to get the old competitive juices flowing
I have to confess to getting a bit carried away, and I stort shouting things like, ‘Eat it up, you pack of losers!’ at the other moms and dads
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June 02, 2023 ‘I want to have – oh my God – everything done?’ Honor goes. ‘My chin, my nose, my forehead, my lips’
Honor has been walking around under a bit of a cloud ever since a dude by the name of Jonah – Wesley College, before you ask – friend-zoned her.
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May 26, 2023 ‘What does Patrick Kielty have that I don’t?’ asks the old dear
There’s no mystery as to why they chose Kielty for the Late Late. He’s not 76 years old. His bodily organs didn’t come from a black morket doctor in Bogotá
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May 20, 2023 The old man is a focking embarrassment at rugby matches
The old man is on the phone, shouting at me in his usual all-caps voice.
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FAQs about Ross O'Carroll-Kelly @ The Irish Times:

How many episodes does Ross O'Carroll-Kelly @ The Irish Times have?

The podcast currently has 604 episodes available.