ROTN Mournings

ROTN News segment! Nightmare on Moulton Street discussion! We going Arx Mortis tonight! Also, what is a wolpertinger?

Join the ROTN gang as we discuss ROTN News! Discuss our visit to CONTAINMENT, then tell you everything there is to know about The Loveland Frogman. Which, based on our research might actually be frogmen, and you know, might be a different animal all together! Find out by tuning in! Or forever not know. Ooooooo

No. You know what? No. I’m not even going to write a description for this one because it’s ridiculous. We were just supposed to have a fun little educational podcast for people and this is what we have instead. Ridiculous. Anyway we talked about news and cryptids, stay tuned for tomorrow, where we will talk about something else. And I’ll be talking to my agent. Ridiculous.

In this episode we talk about a creature who gets drunk and gets into fights! No we aren’t talking about the fearsome MAN WHO IS MY UNCLE, no. No no. We are talking about a cat version of my uncle: Cactus Cat! What do you get when you mate a cat and cactus? A prickly pussy. I don’t know why they didn’t just call it that. What? Why are you upset? I lt wasn’t a swear! That’s just what they are called!

Join us as we discuss news and whatever the helll a j… a ja… juh… oh you’re just going to have to listen.

Everytime I see the word hodag, I think “hot dog” and now I want a hot dog. Like from a hot dog cart. I think only hot dog cart hot dog will do. I hat was I talking about before I got distracted by hot dogs. Mmmmm hot dogs. HODAG! Today on the podcast we discuss ROTN News! We discuss PV Slaughterhouse! Lester Haunted Hospital! Nightmare on Moulton Street! Upcoming appearances! Stuff we don’t know about! Also a cryyyyyptid. Yup! We do! And you’d know that already if you listened to the podcast before you read the description, like some kind of looney. Go! Listen! Enjoy! Support your local haunt! Stay ROTN!

ROTN News! Join us as we discuss Haunted Trails of Terror in Hanceville, Al and Sweet Dreams Haunted House at their new location in Mobile, AL! Seriously! Check it out! These are two haunts that were a lot of fun and if you aren’t out having a blast this Halloween season, then what the hell are you doing? It’s haunt time! In the second segment we talk about the laziest cryptid’s johnson. Probably. Hell I don’t know. I wouldn’t know if I listened to it. Why are you listening to it? Are you ok? Do we need to talk about it?

Hello? Can you hear me? Hello? Where’s my vape? In todays episode, we bring the thunder! Not sure where but by god, we bring it. It’s ROTN Mournings! News! Cryptids! Friendship! Coffee! Stuff!

This was supposed to be a light whimsical episode. Slow news day, and pretty nifty little cryptid to discuss. What happened? The ROTN train got attacked by pirates. And all they cared about was booty. ROTN news and RAW Head & Bloody Bones. Probably. None of the views expressed in this podcast are indication of any views by anyone ever. Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Please do not attempt to sound smart at parties by quoting facts that you hear on this podcast. Please do not hear anything on this podcast. This podcast is not for listening purposes and listening to the podcast is done so against the creators recommendations. If listening to the podcast lasts 4 or more hours, please see a doctor. That doctor will then diagnose you with “omg, why would you do that” and then give you some lemons to stick in your ears.

Pour yourself a big cup of coffee friends and just keep pouring. Let the coffee overflow. Coffee is everywhere. You’ve made a terrible mess. And now you’ve got to hurry to clean it up. While you’re doing that, you don’t have time to hit stop of the podcast so it’s playing as you are frantically trying to clean up the coffee and also you haven’t stopped pouring. Coffee has become chaos. Join the ROTN research & development squad as they dive face first into the kiddie pool of news and scratch the surface on the concept of goatmen. Also I typed goatmen like 7 times and autocorrect kept trying to force its “boatmen” agenda on me. THATS A DIFFERENT SEARCH FOR MY PRIVATE LADY TIME, AUTOCRRECT, AND YOU KNOW IT. Where was I? Where am I? POOOOOOODCATS